This gave me the inspiration for this thread.
I love Mallrats. But While I love It I'm also awar that it's complete shite. It's terrible. The jokes are lame. This is a film by Kevin Smith. His previous film was Clerks. Full of wit. But Mallrats is just a lame gross out comedy. And yet I find it endlessly quotable.
Same with A Night At The Roxbury. Awful. You wont be able to find a review from a credible films magazine that gives it more than 2 stars. But I adore it. Best Will Farrell movie ever. Better than Anchorman, Talladega Nights, anything he's ever done. And he's only like the third best thing in it.
Stolen Off Empire Online:I was watching some late night TV the other night OK, it was only about 9.30pm, but Im getting on now, so thats pretty much past my bedtime. Anyway, I stumbled across Van Helsing on my channel flicking travails and, despite an initial snort of derision, found myself unable to leave.
When this was released at the cinema, I left the press screening with some churning emotion made of the worst parts of disappointment, resentment and too much popcorn. I couldnt stand the thing. It was a horribly missed opportunity, one of the worst films of the year and a further reason to kick Stephen Sommers in the soft parts should our paths ever cross. But on second viewing I realised that it is in fact AWESOME.
What is not to love? You have some Transylvanian accents that skirt the darker depths of Bulgaria, Kazakhstan and Cleethorpes; a Frankensteins monster who looks like Mama Fratelli after an hour in a pressure cooker; Kate Beckinsale in impractically comely outfits that suggest she might be going to a Halloween party dressed as both members of Heart; Richard Roxburgh, as Dracula, devouring great lumps of scenery without needing to engage that expandable jaw; Will Kemp giving absolute commitment to quite possibly the worst werewolf transformation committed to film; Hugh Jackman wearing Courtney Coxs hair; and as a cherry on the cake some gas masked midgets on fire. Its glorious. The entire film is worth watching just for the moment when Roxburgh coughs out the line: I am HOLLOW.
What I clearly failed to do was appreciate this movie for what it was: a brilliant bad film, that rare treat that gets so many things wrong and with such enthusiasm that you cant help but love the hell out of it. So, it will now join Killing Me Softly, The Master of Disguise (his names Pistachio Disguisey!) and Batman and Robin on the pile of films that I will inevitably pick up when either hungover or supposed to be watching something by Jane Campion or someone equally Oscar-nominated but dull.
Which bad movies do you love to love? Now, if youll excuse me, its just coming up to the bit where David Wenham gets chased across a bridge by a cattle prod-wielding Igor, and I really dont want to miss that.
I love Mallrats. But While I love It I'm also awar that it's complete shite. It's terrible. The jokes are lame. This is a film by Kevin Smith. His previous film was Clerks. Full of wit. But Mallrats is just a lame gross out comedy. And yet I find it endlessly quotable.
Same with A Night At The Roxbury. Awful. You wont be able to find a review from a credible films magazine that gives it more than 2 stars. But I adore it. Best Will Farrell movie ever. Better than Anchorman, Talladega Nights, anything he's ever done. And he's only like the third best thing in it.