Ashley Massaro vs. The English Language

[Turd Ferguson]

This is a battle on Twitter that she's clearly losing. How the hell did she manage a degree in COMMUNICATIONS (and don't make the obvious joke) when her "tweets" are like this:

"I luv wrestling and once its in you blodd at least mine you never forget it. Ive watched it as a youngen and had the ultimate dream cometru. And I cant imagine not filling that void again ) so yes I do intend on it. to all who asked ) with more training ofcourse...."

"And to answer ur ques i do plan on comin back to the ring...after traininwoohoo."

"watchin tna this evening aswell..."

Also, I'm sure wrestling isn't the only thing in her "blodd".

 

[Mat FTW]

Wow. She needs Spell Check.....

 

[Mustang Sally]

Wow. She needs Spell Check.....

Yeah. Also Punctuation Check and Syntax Check.


I'm not an English language purist, but I must admit that the Internet shorthand makes me ill.

Every time I read junk like: How r u ppl?

Ugh.

 

[Барбоса]

Everytime I see internet or text speak, my faith in humanity dies a little more

 

[Kanye South]

Most people don't type like we do. Calm down. To most people, Twitter and YouTube is just a pasttime, not an English exam.

 

[Lee]

I love how the guy who has his location as 'In ur house' complains about Ashley's Twitter. Also I'm about 80% sure that's not her official twitter, it's in the same sort of vain as the Evan Bourne post

 

[The Doctor]

TRAININWOOHOO

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Even if it is her twitter I mean come on. Its Twitter. People do that crap all the time. Now some of it yeah but the stuff that is just text talk Idc about but maybe she needs to learn its BLOOD! but if anything like luv or ques that's also luv is like a text version of love. I use to do it when i had free text. ques is just a shorter version of question. When you only got 140 characters to use you can't type stuff out in its fullest.

 

[The Doctor]

Try comparing my Twitter to Massaro's:

http://twitter.com/mattthedoctor

I manage to convey things in less than 140 words and not type like a semi-concussed troll.

 

[HEEL Blazy]

Not everyone does it. Some do.

Every now and then if I wanna make a quick twitt about something I just make it as short as I can but make it so you know what I'm saying. Maybe Ashley just doesn't like doing much or maybe these were from her phone and she hates doing alot of phone typing or w/e..

 

[HBK-aholic]

I hate 'text speak' so much. I actually don't reply to people who send me messages like that. I don't mind too much if they don't use the odd apostrophe, and I don't expect their spelling or grammar to be amazing, but if you can't be bothered putting effort into messaging me, I can't be bothered putting effort into replying.

 

[Mavericks fan]

Scott Steiner vs Ashley Massaro for the world gudspelling championship would be cool.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Ashley Masarro is bus trash.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

It's not really criticizing her for text speech too much. It's more about how much of a moron she is in general, and that someone with a degree in communications (although it's sort of a worthless degree) would be able to, I don't know, COMMUNICATE clearly.

William Regal once said of her: ""Ashley. She's a scruffy mare. Dirty, filthy little thing, my goodness gracious. Take a bloody bath or something; She's just dirty looking. She's there with those bloody things in her lip and tattoos, like someone who works on the docks. She should be unloading fish off a ship somewhere."

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

It's not really criticizing her for text speech too much. It's more about how much of a moron she is in general, and that someone with a degree in communications (although it's sort of a worthless degree) would be able to, I don't know, COMMUNICATE clearly.

Only some of the people who have the degree are worthless. The degree in general's quite nice actually.

William Regal once said of her: ""Ashley. She's a scruffy mare. Dirty, filthy little thing, my goodness gracious. Take a bloody bath or something; She's just dirty looking. She's there with those bloody things in her lip and tattoos, like someone who works on the docks. She should be unloading fish off a ship somewhere."

I would hope he had done this during a promo. I'd give anything to hear someone call her out for being the skank that she is.

I mean she looks like she'd smell bad. And she used to be kinda pretty. YICK!

 

[NSL]

"txt tlk" was a big reason ED and I stopped talking...I didn't think I'd need a dictionary and a thesaurus nearby for an MSN convo...

I've also repped a few people here with this: