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Pyros shoot out from the entrance ramp as the roaring crowd welcomes us to the second night of the WZCW Roulette Round in the form of Ascension Anarchy!

Connor: The crowd is smoking hot in this beautiful Las Vegas Arena! There is still a lot left in the chamber for this roulette round baby. We have one half of an official title match announced for our card tonight. The WZCW Mayhem Champion, Vega, will defend his title. We just don't know against who yet.

Cohen: That's right CC. My hand is itching and I have a feeling that tonight is going to be wild!

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The crowd goes into a booing frenzy as Constantine walks out from the gorilla position with Justin Cooper and Alex Bowen behind him.

Cohen: The King is here!

The crowd just boos and boos as The Empire slowly make their way to the ring.

Connor: Well, it was not a good night for The Empire at All or Nothing. They went 0 and 2 in matches. Because of that we see them title-less and win-less.

Cohen: You say that as if it was their fault they lost CC. If you ask me, I think something very fishy is going on here in the way that WZCW Management has treated The Empire as of late.

It appears that all three men have now made it to the center of the ring. Constantine has the lone microphone as he raises it up to his lips.

Constantine: What happened at All or Nothing was a travesty.

The crowd boos in disgust.

Constantine: I’m not even talking about Showtime anymore. I don’t want to call out the puppet, I want to call out the puppet master! I want answers from WZCW Management!

The crowd disagrees.

Constantine: You see, they have this perfect world where they set players on the stage and pull the strings. They’ll do whatever they can to make sure the show goes running in the way they want it to. Something like assigning Austin Reynolds, an inexperienced referee, to call my first ever World Title Match.

The crowd boos.

Constantine: The man was subjective and biased all throughout the match and it was WZCW Management that put him in that position. He was just another one of their players; just another one of their pawns. Well, I know something about pawns WZCW. I also know that two bishops will beat a whole row of pawns any day.

Constantine looks over his shoulder at Cooper and Bowen; both of them just smile and nod at their leader.

Constantine: Yes, WZCW Management are the true enemy and we will expose just how corrupt this system is. The Empire will be working tirelessly to give you the truth about this company. We will not stop until the WZCW Management is exposed for the puppet masters that they are.

The Power Trip's tone picks up again, renewed by his own momentum.

Constantine: The Empire does not buy into the false anarchy. We will continue to illuminate the truth in WZCW, uncaring of what hurdles WZCW Management decide to throw at us. Unlike all of the roster who hope and pray that they will get a title shot this round, we do not depend on chaos, we rely on our own grit and determination.

Constantine looks around at the two men who flank him before facing forward once more.

Constantine: Come what may tonight or on Aftershock, The Empire will stand strong. At All Or Nothing, we were tested with our greatest challenge yet. The Empire will move towards The Lethal Lottery safe in the knowledge that few will outmatch our unified strength. WZCW Management has failed to pull us apart and now they will face retribution for their selfish actions.

Constantine hands off the microphone to Cooper.

Cooper: Long live The King!

Cooper hands the microphone over to Bowen as the crowd boos.

Bowen: Long live The Empire!

Bowen drops the microphone and their music picks up again. They proceed to exit the ring.

Cohen: Thank god that Constantine said what needed to be said. Change needs to happen ladies and gentlemen.

Connor: I don’t know about that, but we have started off hot with The Empire addressing the WZCW. Don’t go away because we have a chaotic card still to go through! What will we see next?!

The last shot we get is off The Empire walking up the steel ramp. The scene fades to black.

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We cut backstage and we see the shot of the parking lot. The camera watches someone get out of the car. It is Drake Callahan! You can hear the booing from the crowd inside. The camera walks up to get a shot of him walking into the arena. Drake notices it.

Drake: Oh? You don't wan't to believe me, but you want to film me? Get the hell out of my face!

Drake pushes the camera back and continues walking with a scowl upon his face.

The camera man watches from afar as Drake walks away. The scene fades out.
 
The camera returns and scans over the frenzied crowd as they eagerly await next match.

Connor: The crowd at a near fever pitch as they await the next draw. Let's get to it!


WZCW’s Roulette Says:
Tag Team, EurAsian #1 Contendership

Cohen: This has to be a mistake. A tag team match to determine the number one contender for a singles title. Who is the stooge who messed this up?

Connor: No Jack, I'm being told it is indeed correct. The competitor who makes the pin or submission will be the new number one contender. This should get interesting.

Anderson: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall, and will determine the number one contender for the EurAsian championship!

The randomizer spins on the giant screen, the names barely recognizable as they pass. Eventually its stops on the first name, and the music hits.

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Anderson: Introducing first, from the ashes of the Bridge to Salvation Church in Texarkana, Arkansas, weighing in at 238lbs Mason Westhoff!

The arena lights go down for a few seconds before a spotlight shines down on Westhoff, kneeling with his arms outstretched, his eyes closed. The crowd rains down boos as he approaches the ring. He climbs into the ring and spreads his arms again, raising his head to the Heavens.

Connor: So Mason Westhoff the first out. He is coming off a big win over Mikey Stormrage at All or Nothing. Certainly looking to keep the momentum rolling tonight.

Cohen: I'd say he should be a favorite here, regardless of the other competitors. Though he has to still be feeling the effects of the vicious post match assault by Stormrage.

The randomizer spins again, the crowd waiting with eager anticipation. It finally stops and the music hits.

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Anderson: And his partner, from Phoenix, Arizona, weighing in at 220lbs, Triple X!

The house lights again go down, but when they come back up the crowd is in an uproar. An energized Triple X emerges from backstage. He takes a few moments to hype the crowd before kneeling and making his trademark X gesture. He acknowledges a few fans as he makes his way to the ring, before rolling in and sizing up his partner for the evening.

Connor: What a team this turns out to be. Former Elite X champion and rising star Triple X, and the crowd is loving it.

Cohen: A tough team, though strange bedfellows they may be. Speaking of strange bedfellows, Cat don't you...

Connor: Can it Jack.

The randomizer starts to countdown again, the crowd starts to chant various names they would like to see. Finally it comes to a stop.

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Anderson: And their opponents! Introducing first, from Paris, France, weighing in at 175lbs, he is one half of the WZCW Tag Team Champions, Le Gentleman Masqué!

The Gent strolls to the ring to a chorus of cheers. Clad in his stylish red and black suit, complimented by his new championship belt. He takes a moment to soak in some cheers before entering the ring. He hands the ref his accessories, and takes his place in the corner, awaiting his mystery partner.

Connor: Le Gentleman Masqué, one half of the new tag team champs in action, you have to think he is hoping his mystery partner turns out to be Le Beard.

Cohen: You mean The Masked Gentleman and The Beard.

Connor: That is what I said, Le Gentleman Masqué and Le Beard. Its French.

Cohen: This is America Cat, we speak American here.

Connor: Anyways, it was reported earlier in the week that Le Gentlemen Masque and Le Beard both went to Disney World in order to celebrate their Tag Team Championship win. Luckily we were able to acquire a few photos.


Cohen: Good grief... What a mockery of our profession.

The crowd boos Cohen's comments as the randomizer starts back up. A chant of "Beard, Beard, Beard" can be heard.

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Anderson: And his partner, from His Hidden Underground Laboratory, weighing in at 178lbs, Mister Alhazred!

The crowd is a mix of cheers and boos for Alhazred. However the crowd quickly goes quiet as the music continues to play without Alhazred showing up.

Cohen: Did anyone inform Alhazred he may have a match tonight?

Connor: I'd rather not think of what he may be doing right now.

We cut backstage and see that Alhazred is in the gorilla position, but he is currently at war with WZCW's resident alien Krypto. Krypto is latched onto the arm of Alhazred, who is trying to wiggle him off.

Krypto: Just let me see it for one minute!

Alhazred: Get off me you little bastard!

Cohen: Well.. regardless we have to have a match, so I guess this is now a handicap match.

The Gent eyes his competition nervously. Westhoff and X argue over who will start before Westhoff finally relents. The ref calls for the bell and X and Gent quickly tap hands in a show of respect before they circle each other. The Gent tries to close the distance and engage, but each time he steps in X fires off a kick to the legs. After deterring Gent from stepping in, X decides to close the distance and ties his opponent up. He works for a headlock, though soon after he secures it Gent pushes him into the ropes. X rebounds, but Gent leapfrogs. He drops to his back as X rebounds and hits a modified monkey flip. The nimble Triple X however manages to land on his feet. X and Gent smile at each other and nod their approval as the crowd cheers the athletic display. The two tap hands again, but this time as they circle Westhoff tags himself in and immediately goes on the offensive. A barrage of stiff punches catch The Gent off guard. Westhoff grabs a stray arm and Irish whips the champ into the ropes, connecting with a quick snap powerslam on the rebound. He follows it into the cover, 1...and Gent is able to kick out easily. The crowd boos as Westhoff slams Gents head into the canvas before standing.

Connor: Well the crowd was enjoying a nice back and forth athletic display between Triple X and Le Gent, before Westhoff came in and ruined it.

Cohen: This isn't a gymnastics contest, this is a wrestling match, and Westhoff is reminding these fans of that.

Westhoff waits on Gent to stand, the champ rubbing the back of his head. Westhoff charges with a lariat, but Gent ducks at the last second. Westhoff however stops his momentum, and in a rare display of athleticism, turns and connects with the lariat to the back of the champ's head. Keen to target the area, he starts to drop elbows on the head of the champ. Triple X cringes a bit as he watches his unlikely partner drop elbow after elbow. Finally Westhoff kicks Gent in the stomach, rolling him over and making the cover, 1...2...and Gent kicks out. As Westhoff goes to lift The Gent up, Gent is able to roll the preacher into a small package! 1...2...and Westhoff is able to kick out. Gent is on his feet first, though still rubbing his head in some pain. The crowd starts to rally behind the masked warrior as he starts to pound away on Westhoff. He ends a sharp punching combination with a vicious slap, staggering Westhoff into the corner. With his opponent leaning against the turnbuckle, Gent fires off another vicious slap. He readies his arm for a third, but this time connects with a chop to the chest that echoes throughout the arena. He hits a second, and then a third, lighting up the chest of Westhoff. He then grabs an arm and begins to whip Westhoff out of the corner, but he pulls him back and takes him down with a leg lariat. As Westhoff regains his footing, Gent slaps on a standing sleeper hold.

Connor: It looks the Le Gent is finally coming alive. This sleeper hold could end it

Cohen: He is a champ so he can hold his own, but he is a tag team champion. He is on his own tonight against two very solid opponents, and without a partner. Should only be a matter of time before he falls again.

The Gent continues to hold tight to the sleeper, dropping Westhoff down to one knee. However the crowd begins to stir, and a camera man pans to see Alhazred running down the ramp while adjusting his powerglove. He shakes his head in disgust and hops onto the apron. He leans over and pulls The Gent off Westhoff, and hits him with a vicious punch from the power glove, putting him down. He then jumps into the ring and helps Westhoff to his feet. As Westhoff stands, Alhazred turns straight into X-Rated from Triple X! The vicious kick to the chin spins the mad scientist around, straight into Divine Intervention from Westhoff! Both X and Westhoff cover Alhazred, and the ref, confused by the string of events, makes the count. 1...2...3!

A confused Selena Anderson looks at the ref, then the timekeeper, before making the announcement.

Anderson: Here are your winners, and the new number one contenders for the EurAsian championship, Triple X and Mason Westhoff!

Westhoff is on his knees in the middle of the ring, celebrating to the heavens, while Triple X is on the outside checking on The Gent.

Connor: Well that was...interesting to say the least.

Cohen: It looks like Alhazred came in, mistook his own partner for an opponent, took him out, only to be taken out himself. Only here in WZCW, and only with a man like Alhazred.

Connor: Regardless of what he was thinking, we now have two new contenders for the EurAsian title. The energetic Triple X, and the powerful Mason Westhoff.

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The camera changes focus to the tron and a video begins to play.

In a dimly lit warehouse in an undisclosed location two shadowy figures appear on screen.

???: If you are going to win this, you have to train like a champion.

???: Let me just go steal some candy from babies. That seems easy and fun and delicious.

???: Sucka, this is serious. This ain't Boogie with the Boogeyman. You are fighting for the world title against Showtime and Celeste Crimson.

At this point it becomes clear that Saxton and Saboteur are the two men on screen.

Saboteur: I am serious, just look at my face.

I'm going to teach you some of the secret techniques that my kung-fu master taught me.

I will not fail you. I'm not afraid.

You will be, sucka!

Saxton walks over and puts a tape into an old school boombox.

Just repeat after me. Kick, punch, it's all in the mind. If you want to test me, I'm sure you'll find that all the things I teach ya are sure to beat ya, nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher now kick! Saxton throws a mighty kick.

Saboteur throws out multiple kicks to an invisible opponent. Kick.

Punch. Saxton throws out a vicious punch.

Saboteur again throws multiple punches. Punch.

Chop. Again Saxton chops the air as only he can do.

Saboteur again follows suit. Chop.

Block. Saxton blocks an invisible blow.

Saboteur demonstrates his own block. Block.

Once more now.

The two compatriots repeat their routine as the video feed ends.

Cohen: What in the hell did we just witness?

Connor: That was Saxton teaching Saboteur the secret's of his kung-fu master, Master Chop Onion, in preparation for his world title match.
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We cut backstage where Grand Mystique sits in his locker room, the altar squarely in front of him. The door opens slowly as Mason Westhoff walks in, a smile of satisfaction on his face as he sees his mentor. Grand Mystique stands up slowly and beckons for Mason to approach.

Grand Mystique: You have brought great honor to the Sacrificial Altar Brother Mason.

Mason bows his head to Grand Mystique. Mystique places his hand on Mason's head and looks up into the air.

Grand Mystique: Soon all will worship at our Altar Brother Mason. It begins with us taking the Eurasian Championship from the non believer Rush!

Mason looks up and the sick smile on his face doesn't dissipate.

Westhoff: The Almighty guides my path, and it leads right to the Eurasian Title! Neither Triple X or Rush can stop the Sacrifical Altar bringing glory and praise to the Almighty!

Grand Mystique nods his head slowly in agreement before we cut to commercial.
 
We return to a packed arena as everyone in attendance awaits what comes next on this year’s edition of Ascension Anarchy! The WZCW logo flashes on the titantron before the screen starts scrolling through the various stipulations and match types. Ladder, Cage, Casket, Tuxedo. All are amongst the options available before ultimately the match type is revealed as...

WZCW’s Roulette Says:

Singles, Mayhem Championship Match

Connor: Oh, my!

Cohen: What? This is unfair to Vega! He only had a night to prepare for this match. I knew this wheel of fortune nonsense was a bad idea!

The fans cheer wildly at the idea of a championship contest before Selena Anderson’s voice comes over them for the announcement:

Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, this next bout is set for one fall and will be for the MAYHEM CHAMPIONSHIP!

The crowd continues to cheer, excited by the championship contest before ultimately their mood changes as a result of a certain champion’s music:

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Anderson: Introducing first, from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 175 pounds, he is the Mayhem Champion; VEGA!

Appearing on the ramp, Vega appears extremely aggravated by this turn of events and storms down to the ring without his usual swagger or cockiness. The Mayhem Championship is nestled comfortably around his waist.

Connor: Vega certainly doesn’t seem happy with this result.

Cohen: Why should he. He could be facing some of the most dangerous men on the roster without any preparation whatsoever!

As Vega enters the ring, he unbuckles his championship and hands it to the referee and demands to see who his opponent will be. The titantron bursts into life once more and the randomisation process begins. Various superstars flash before our eyes.

Cohen: He could face that overly dangerous Ricky Runn or the unhinged Stormrage or that freak Barbosa or S.H.I.T or...

The randomisation process ceases, landing on relative newcomer Thrash. The crowd cheers for this new presence in the title hunt. Vega grins like mad, knowing he’s potentially dodged a big bullet.

Cohen: ...Or Vega could win in 30 seconds.

Connor: Don’t be so sure of that Jack.

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Anderson: And his challenger: also from Las Vegas, Nevada, weighing 227 pounds; THRASH!

Thrash bursts out and points at the ring, ready to face off with the champion. Vega laughs at this ‘unworthy’ opponent. Thrash though heads to the back again for a second and Vega appears delighted, assuming that Thrash has given up already and as such he heads to the ring ropes and prepares to make an exit. However this is not the case and Thrash in fact has grabbed himself a steel chair. He sprints to the ring and Vega panics, retreating backwards. The referee signals for the start of the match as Vega ducks a couple of wild chair shots, but ultimately gets caught in the leg with a chair shot. This slows him down considerably and Thrash cracks the chair off his spine sending him convulsing to the mat. Thrash throws the chair aside. He backs away, waiting for Vega to get back to at least one knee, noting this would be the perfect position for The Final Countdown and the swift victory!

He takes a step or two back as Vega peels himself off the mat very slowly. Thrash sprints right at Vega hoping to unleash the running knee. The champion though has foresight of the attack it would seem and using his supreme agility ducks through the ropes and to the sanctuary of the outside. In hot pursuit, Thrash follows Vega out. He leaves himself open for attack though and Vega trips him with a sweeping kick. Feeling the effects of the chair shots, Vega clutches his spine and takes a deep breath his face ripped with pain. With Thrash on his hands and knees, Vega smacks him right in the ribs with a vile kick as revenge for the chair antics. With not a beat missed, Vega is ready for the next set of carnage and checks under the ring for something, a weapon of sorts. He finds a kendo stick and prepares to use it. The fans offer some slight cheers, but he thinks better of it, believing it won’t do sufficient damage and drops it to one side. Instead Vega continues to root around for a better weapon. This time he finds a trash can, without lid, and nods. Satisfied with this new weapon, the fans cheer louder.

Vega blasts Thrash in the back with the can, but it crumples up upon impact. While damage has been done, Vega is not satisfied and he throws the can away in disgust. He needs a better weapon that will do more sustained damage. Once more he returns to underneath the ring and there he finds the weapon of choice. Digging in with both arms, Vega fishes this weapon from underneath the ring, slowly revealing it to be a table! The fans let out the biggest roar of the contest. Vega allows it to fall on top of the prone Thrash in an act of petty violence. He gives himself a good chuckle before lifting the table up against the apron. He considers his options for a second before shoving it into the ring. He lifts Thrash up and whips him into the apron before sliding him into the ring. Vega follows afterwards. Both competitors now in the ring, Vega begins the process for setting up the table. This takes a little bit of time which Thrash uses to take a quick breather and regain strength. He starts to get to his feet just as Vega completes the table set up. The champion turns around to be met with a shoulder block to the ribs from his challenger. Winded, Vega bends down in perfect position for the For Whom the Bell Tolls and Thrash hoists him up onto his shoulders.

Connor: This could be it!

Noting the table, Thrash grins and threatens to throw the terrified Vega through the table. The defending champion though comes into Thrash’s skull with a combination of knees and elbows. Momentarily groggy, Thrash allows for Vega to clamber free, grabbing onto the top rope and using it, along with Thrash’s shoulders to scoot over to the top turnbuckle. Following the display of his burglar talents, Vega takes his place on the top of the turnbuckle. Before he can do anything though, Thrash is there to meet him and he climbs up the first and second ropes. He sacks Vega in the face with a fist, but Vega is desperate to survive and he clatters a good few forearms off the contenders face. Following the forearm fight-off, Thrash takes a careful, cautious step backwards, walking on the not so steady table set in the middle of the ring. The fans can sense a moment of great violence coming. Vega steadies himself as Thrash continues to check his face for breakages and then the champion lunges. The arena holds its breath. Vega leaps at Thrash, readying himself for what appears to be some sort of DDT, through the table. Thrash though notices the move and out of desperation stumbles backwards, snapping the table’s far end and sending the other side flying upwards. By pure accident, the flailing table leg smacks Vega square in the face and sends him over the top rope. He becomes entangled before ultimately he crashes and burns totally, smashing his body off the outside. The champion appears to be in trouble. Thrash rolls backwards, stunned by this turn of events. He laughs at his pure luck.

Connor: Talk about the luck of the draw; Thrash not only got himself a championship battle, but he also may have put an accidental end to the reign of Vega!

Cohen: That’s what these Roulette Rounds are all about CC, pure luck. Though I’m not so sure I’d count Vega out just yet.

Vega begins to lift himself upwards, using one arm to force him up, and the other to clutch his ribs. He’s going to be sore tomorrow for sure. He raises his neck to look into the ring and grimaces, seeing Thrash looking down at him. The rookie challenger is unsure of his next move and looks around the ring and the arena in a bid to find something to put Vega out for the count. Then he spots a steel chair and he grabs it. As Vega tries to rise, stumbling in extreme pain, Thrash considers nailing his opponent with the chair, but then he comes up with a far flashier finish. He sets the chair up in a seat position before moving it around a few times, trying to judge the distance of the ring ropes. He thinks he gets it right and so waits for Vega to rise further. Vega is indeed rising, but he has to use the ring apron to do so. Pain shoots through his body like mad and he appears to be trailing an arm. Thrash sees this as his opening and takes a run up before jumping onto the chair and lunging forwards, using it as a platform to propel his body forward. As the lunge comes in, Vega throws his trailing arm forward, holding a kendo stick in his hand! He smacks the stick off of Thrash’s skull, causing him to crash and burn inside the ring, his back cracking off the set-up chair. Vega offers a slight smirk as a result of this recovery.

Connor: What a vicious counter from the champion!

Cohen: I told you...

Slithering in through the middle rope, Vega enters the ring once more. He kendo stick is splintered and wholly useless now, so he discards it. Carrying his wounded body into the middle of the ring, he shoves the now deformed chair away from his prey. He rises gingerly to his feet, bringing the beaten Thrash’s corpse with him. He appears to offer an embrace of some sort, but the fans soon remember what comes next as Vega unleashes the exclamation mark on his victory; The Killswitch! Vega falls into a cover; 1...2...3!

Anderson: Here is your winner and STILL MAYHEM CHAMPION; VEGA!

As Sunrise plays out, Vega powers his way up, grabbing his bruised and battered body. Blood is dribbling out of his nose now as he receives his championship. He raises it high and with much appreciation, so much so that he nearly falls on his face again in fact, dropping to one knee just in time to save himself the embarrassment. He gives the fallen Thrash a dirty look before slowly and steadily rising to his feet and holding his championship up high, casting his shadow over his challenger.

Connor: Perhaps a message to those who challenge Vega in the future?

Cohen: He is the most dominant Mayhem Champion. I wouldn’t doubt him shattering Bowen’s old record...

As that prophecy lingers in the air, Vega takes his leave with medical personnel coming into pay attention to Thrash’s wounds.

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Now it is time for WZCW's "Smash of the Week" brought to you by Pepsi!

Barbosa looks back at his partner who enters the ring. Barbosa straddles back out and looks back in time to see S.H.I.T lift up Bowen and hit the Doppelgänger, Barbosa’s own finisher. S.H.I.T goes for the cover. 1... 2... 3!

Harrys: Here are your winners, S.H.I.T and Barbosa!

Barbosa enters the ring and appears a little unsatisfied with what has happened. S.H.I.T turns to face Barbosa and then back at Bowen, who is being helped out of the ring by Cooper.

Copeland: Well S.H.I.T and Barbosa are your winners tonight, but Barbosa is particular seems a little unhappy with how it ended.

Cohen: Do you blame him Seabass. S.H.I.T used Barbosa’s own finisher right in front of him!

We cut backstage and we see Barbosa with S.H.I.T.

Barbosa: So if you have a match tonight, you understand that you do not use our finisher, right?

S.H.I.T.: Find move "Snap Suplex" in database and replace with move "Doppelgänger". Database has been updated!

Barbosa: No, no! That is ours! We said don't use it! Delete, Delete!

S.H.I.T.: Deleting all moves from current database, system has now crashed. Will now preform automatic reboot!

S.H.I.T. starts screeching and Barbosa covers his ears in pain from the screeching sound. He mutters under his breath.

Barbosa: Where's the instruction manual for this thing?

The scene fades out.
 
The Titantron is shown going through a number of different stipulations. It wheels through the selections and comes to a stop on Bra and Panties, until it changes one more time to...

WZCW's Roulette Says
4 Way Submission Match​

The crowd roars in approval for the match selection.

Cohen: Oh Boy, this will be exciting.

Connor: Four Way Submission Match. Single submission so the first person to make someone tap out inside the ring will win.

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Justin appears at the top of the ramp with a sinister grin on his face. Slowly Justin slides his right hand through his hair while flicking his left up in the air. He then saunters down to the ring as the crowd boo him loudly.

Anderson: Introducing first, Justin Cooper!


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As the music starts, Steven Holmes slowly walks out onto the top of the stage and the crowd boos loudly.

Anderson: And his opponents, first, "The Elite" Steven Holmes!

Cohen: Steven Holmes adding name recognition to this big time match, and submission is his specialty, I don't think anyone else will be able to top Holmes in this match.


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The crowd explodes loudly as S.H.I.T. walks onto the ramp. Cooper paces around the ring staring at his opponent on the ramp.

Anderson: Introducing next, S.H.I.T.!

Connor: Few wrestlers have been more on fire of late than S.H.I.T. I think it might just give your Holmes a run for his money.





As the music hits El Califa Dragón comes running from the back while nodding his head to the music. He bounces from one side of the stage to other before stopping at the top of the entrance ramp as the crowd cheers.

Anderson: Introducing last, El Califa Dragón!

El Califa slides into the ring and all four men stare at each other. The bell rings and Justin Cooper rolls outside of the ring instead of going after S.H.I.T. The robotic grappler straddles over the middle rope and steps onto the apron, but Cooper runs by and knocks S.H.I.T’s leg out from under it. S.H.I.T falls and its head smashes into the ring apron, but stays on its feet. Justin Cooper begins to punch away at S.H.I.T who absorbs a few blows before hitting the Australian Prime Minster hopeful back. In the ring Holmes and El Califa still have not attacked one and other. Holmes cracks a smile on his face and then begins to slowly advance on him. They both lock up, but El Califa slips loose and escapes underneath Holmes. He slides in behind him, but Holmes quickly steps forward to avoid any counter attack. Holmes turns back around locks up with El Califa. Holmes takes the arm and twists it around. El Califa steps forward and rolls onto the mat, gaining control of Holmes arm and flipping him onto the mat. Holmes rolls back to his feet quickly and is able to counter El Califa’s attack into an Abdominal Stretch. Holmes has the submission locked in and laughs out loud. El Califa swings his free arm and catches Holmes twice in the face. He gets his leg free from Holmes and flips backwards into a cross body on Holmes. The two hit the mat and El Califa springs back to his feet. He runs towards Holmes who goes for a clothesline. El Califa ducks the clothesline and bounces back off the ropes. Holmes goes to catch El Califa into a Sideslam, but El Califa catches him first with a Headscissors into a Faceplant. El Califa follows with an armbar and the crowd roars as Holmes reaches with his free arm wildly out towards the ropes. El Califa pulls back hard, but is unable to prevent Holmes grabbing the ropes. Meanwhile outside the ring, Cooper had managed to wear down S.H.I.T. by attacking his legs. S.H.I.T. is seated against the ring wall as Cooper connects direct shots to the head. Cooper looks back to the ring in time to see Holmes save himself and lifts S.H.I.T. to its feet. Cooper Irish Whips him towards the steel stairs, but S.H.I.T reverses sending Cooper flying into and over the stairs.

Connor: A fasted paced and hard hitting match so far on display right now. Exciting action inside and outside the ring.

Cohen: S.H.I.T. and Cooper are settling an on going war right now and, without Bowen or his King, I’m afraid Cooper will ultimately lose. One of the two inside the ring will win this match because S.H.I.T. and Cooper couldn’t care less right now.

Cooper lifts himself up and slumps his body over the stairs. S.H.I.T. walks up and grabs Coopers arm. S.H.I.T. pushes Cooper body back to the other side of the stairs and pulls at the arm trying to rip it form its socket. Cooper cries out in pain and eventually manages to slip his arm free. Back in the ring, El Califa has put Holmes to the mat with a Missile Dropkick. He tries for another Arm bar, put Holmes yanks El Califa over him and down to the mat. El Califa gets back to his feet and takes a step forward into a High Running Knee from Holmes. El Califa hits the mat, but gets right back up and Holmes follows up the offense with a Belly to Belly Suplex. He throws El Califa down near the corner and we see through the ropes S.H.I.T. clubbing the back on Cooper on the floor. Holmes lifts El Califa to his feet and Irish Whips him across the ring. El Califa hits the turnbuckle and Holmes comes charging right behind, but El Califa lifts his feet up and hits Holmes right in the face. Holmes stumbles backwards and El Califa hops onto the second rope. He leaps from the turnbuckle and hits a Tornado DDT on Holmes. Holmes lands right near the ropes and slowly uses them to pull himself up to his feet. S.H.I.T. is standing outside the ring holding Cooper by the throat. El Califa runs towards Holmes once he’s up to his feet. Holmes ducks down at the last moment and flips El Califa over the top rope. El Califa flys through the air and lands on S.H.I.T. who loses his grip on Cooper.

Connor: El Califa was sent air born over the top rope and crash landed on S.H.I.T. Cooper has escaped certain doom.

Cooper gasps freely for air and then stomps on El Califa before he can get back to feet. Cooper grabs El Califa and rolls him into the ring. Cooper turns back to S.H.I.T. and delivers 3 consecutive elbow drops. Holmes grabs El Califa inside the ring and goes for Aristocracy Reigns! Holmes grabs the neck of El Califa, but the mexican wrestler slips underneath Holmes and trips him at the feet. In quick fluid motion, El Califa puts Holmes into an Inverted Indian Deathlock. Holmes yells out in pain, but it’s about to get worse as El Califa transitions it to a Surfboard Stretch. Holmes holds in his yells this time, but looks in immense pain. The hold is suddenly broken up by a diving Cooper. He elbows El Califa and then proceeds to stomp on him. Holmes slowly gets back to his feet and the two heels start to double team stomp El Califa.

Connor: Holmes and Cooper are ganging up on El Califa. This is not fair.

Cohen: No where does it say they can’t work together in a 4 man match. Holmes and Cooper are wearing down their competition.

Cooper grabs El Califa and lifts him to his feet. Holmes raises his fists and cleanly punches El Califa in the face. Holmes dances around El Califa still trapped by Cooper and hits another punch. El Califa drops his head and Holmes raises it up for him. Holmes rears back for a third punch and instead clocks Cooper as El Califa slips free. Holmes turns around and El Califa tries for another headscissors. Holmes blocks the attempt and counters it into a Full Nelson Submission.

Cohen: The Superiority Complex! Holmes has this match.

Holmes swings El Califa around as he has the move locked in. Holmes grins with pride until he suddenly lets go of El Califa following a backhand chop across the neck from Cooper. Holmes turns around slowly holding the back of his neck as Cooper hits a European Uppercut, dropping Holmes to the mat. Cooper grabs both of Holmes legs and locks in the Boston Crab.

Connor: Cooper has the Boston Crab locked in. El Califa is out, this could be Cooper’s chance.

Cooper is in great position as Holmes is facing the centre of the ring while Cooper is near the ropes. Cooper pulls back further until a hand grabs onto his leg. Cooper looks down and S.H.I.T. is there. S.H.I.T. pulls Cooper outside the ring, causing him to let go of Holmes. Holmes crawls away slowly as El Califa runs up beside him. He grabs Holmes arm and locks in the Tequila Sunrise. Holmes is near the centre of the ring and is pulling himself towards the ropes.

Connor: Holmes has a long way to go, will he be able to get to the ropes?

Holmes pulls himself closer and closer. He reaches out and pulls himself a little closer. With one final lunge he grabs the bottom rope. El Califa lets go at the count of 3 and tries to continue the attack, but Holmes is latched onto the bottom rope. Cooper and S.H.I.T. are continuing the fight on the outside while Holmes pulls himself under the ropes and outside the ring. Holmes looks back at the ring and throws his arms up as he turns and walks up the ramp.

Connor: Where is Holmes going?

Cohen: Holmes is too important for a match like this. He knows he gets a title match at Lethal Lottery, so he’s going to protect himself to be ready for the champion.

El Califa doesn’t look pleased as Holmes continues walking up the ramp. El Califa slides out of the ring and runs after Holmes. He is just about to him when a fan jumps the wall and knocks El Califa to the floor. The fan then starts to stomp on El Califa as Holmes turns and smiles.

Connor: Someone get security. A fan has suddenly attacked El Califa.

Cohen: That’s not a fan...

The fan turns out to be Erik Holmes. Steven smiles as he watches his brother continue to stomp El Califa. Erik stops the attack and Steven straddles over El Califa. He grabs him by the neck and locks in Aristocracy Reigns. El Califa taps, but it does nothing to end the match. Soon El Califa goes limb and Holmes drops him to the floor and laughs. Steven and Erik both grin and continue towards the exit.

Connor: Holmes has left making a statement. And as long as his brother is here, Holmes has somebody to watch his back and help fight his battles.

S.H.I.T. has been dominating Cooper outside the ring and is in the middle of Mechanical Madness, dropping Cooper with 3 straight Clotheslines. Cooper grabs onto the ring apron and S.H.I.T. lifts him up and rolls Cooper into the ring. Cooper tries to crawl out of the ring, but S.H.I.T. gets to him before that. S.H.I.T. grabs Cooper by the neck and locks in a Nerve Hold. Cooper cries out in pain and tries to grab the ropes, but S.H.I.T. keeps him seated on the mat. Cooper tries to pulls S.H.I.T.’s hand off him, but can’t pull it off.

Connor: Cooper is in tremendous pain. It won’t be much longer until he taps out.

Cooper keeps reaching for the ropes, but can’t get any closer. Suddenly El Califa springs back to life and has the crowd cheering. He stares down at the ring and then runs in an unusual way to the turnbuckle. He climbs up onto the turnbuckle and jumps, hitting a bicycle kick on S.H.I.T. Cooper is free and rolls outside the ring. S.H.I.T. falls back to the mat and El Califa wastes little time locking in a triangle chock hold.

Connor: Triangle Chock hold expertly applied by El Califa. I don’t think I’ve ever seen him use that before.

Cohen: It looks very similar to Ty Burna’s Final Seance.

El Califa continues to apply the hold as S.H.I.T. pulls itself towards the ropes. S.H.I.T. reaches out and grabs hold of it. The ref counts up and reaches 5 and El Califa still has the hold locked in. The ref has to pull El Califa off S.H.I.T. and he immediately gets in the face of the ref.

Cohen: A complete attitude change for El Califa right now. It’s like he’s a different person.

With the ref completely distracted, Cooper slides into the ring with a steel chair. He waits for S.H.I.T. to stand and hits him in the back. The attack does very little as S.H.I.T. turns around and faces his opponent. Cooper goes for another chair shot, but S.H.I.T counters with an overhand chop, knocking the chair out of Cooper's hands. Cooper drops to the mat and rolls outside the ring. S.H.I.T. goes to chase after him, but El Califa grabs it from behind. El Califa goes to lift S.H.I.T., but the robot man counters into a Industrial Strength Vice. S.H.I.T. has the Lebelle Lock on El Califa who resists at first, but soon starts tapping.

Anderson: Here is your winner, S.H.I.T.!

S.H.I.T. stands up and looks for Cooper and sees him on the other side of the ring barrier. Cooper points at S.H.I.T. and yells at him that this is not over between them. S.H.I.T. starts to give chase but Cooper disappears through the crowd. S.H.I.T. stares at him from the ring floor and then starts up the ramp.

Connor: A very exciting back and forth submission match just seen on Ascension Anarchy. S.H.I.T. wins the match, but the battle between him and The Empire appears far from over.

Cohen: Cooper lives to fight another day, but I’m curious about the change in style of El Califa. Holmes knocked him out cold and it was like he came back a different person.

Connor: We’ll have to keep watch of that, as I’m sure Holmes will be watching Aftershock tomorrow to see if Showtime will retain the WZCW Title.


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We return from break with a sweaty Triple X standing backstage with Becky Serra.

Serra: I'm here with new co-number one contender for the EurAsian title, Triple X. How do you feel considering you came up short in your last chance at gold?

X: Well Becky it feels...

???: Yes, how does it feel knowing that you weren't good enough to beat me, and you won't be good enough to beat Rush?

Sam Smith walks into the shot, holding his Elite X title over his shoulder.

Smith: I proved to the world you are nothing more than a toy for the amusement of these misguided fans.

X: Big words for a man that is so far up Rush's ass that you can taste what he had for breakfast. Speaking of Rush, where is he tonight? Was it bingo night at the home?

A furious Smith shoves the cameraman aside as he storms off down the hallway, yelling back to X.

Smith: You better watch yourself X. Rush and I aren't to be messed with.

The camera cuts back to the announcer's table.

Connor: Absolute disrespect by Sam Smith, interrupting Triple X's interview. He is the new number one contender and Smith steals the spotlight.

Cohen: He makes a point. At All or Nothing Triple X failed in his quest to beat Smith. How does he expect to stand a chance against Smith's mentor and a veteran with the skill of Rush?
 
Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, it is now time for our main event of the evening!

The crowd pops over Anderson’s’ announcement.

Anderson: Now, let’s take a look at the titantron for the final revelation of tonight’s match-up.

Everyone in the crowd looks up at the titantron. There is a giant drum roll until the match stipulation is revealed!

WZCW’s Roulette Says:
Triple Threat Steel Chairs Match

Cohen: Oh goody! We get to watch three WZCW Superstars beat the sense out of each other with steel chairs!

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The crowd erupts in boos as Constantine comes out holding a steel chair with his right hand. He looks rather angry as he storms down the steel ramp.

Anderson: Introducing first, from The King’s Court, weighing 265 pounds, “The King”, Constantine!

Cohen: No one can deny the fact that right now we should we witnessing our new WZCW World Heavyweight Champion. However, Showtime and the powers that be screwed Constantine out of the belt!

Connor: Are you serious? Constantine loss fair and square in a match where you made your own luck. Just look at this and you will know how Constantine loss the match at All or Nothing.

Replay Video said:
Constantine is now slumped against the turnbuckle and in a daze! Showtime spits blood out of his mouth as he slowly hoists Constantine up onto the top ropes. He climbs up with him and now both men are on top of the ropes! Showtime hooks the arm and brings Constantine for the ride as he executes The Final Act! BOTH MEN HIT THE MAT HARD! The crowd comes unglued!

Copeland: Both men have to be broke in half! Oh my god!

Connor: That was incredible!

Cohen: I don’t believe it!

We return to the ring and we see Constantine looking up at the titantron as the video finishes. He now has a microphone in one hand and a chair in the other.

Constantine: I am sure, just like they chose who the special guest referee was at All or Nothing, the WZCW Management also chose what part of that match to show here tonight. What they didn’t show was the part where Austin Reynolds got physically involved and shoved me in the early parts of the match! They also didn’t show how he slow counted every one of my pin attempts! Hell, the only time I got pin attempts was whenever I held Showtime down for six seconds!

The crowd boos.

Constantine: Silence!

The crowd boos even louder.

Constantine: But I am not mad at Austin Reynolds. No, I am upset with the poor management who put into place every road block they could to protect their perfect world known as WZCW. Furthermore, they try to insult my position of power by the “luck of the draw” by putting me in a chairs match? They mean to send a cryptic message through the symbol of a lowly chair. The only chair fit for a king is a throne! I would never sit in anything as lowly as this.

Constantine holds up the steel chair as the crowd, several of which are sitting on the same type of metal chair, boo.

Constantine: The only use that I can bestow upon this is chair is being a tool for me to destroy whoever competes against me tonight. But rest assured, before the night is said and done, all will bow to-

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The crowd lights up as Barbosa runs down the ramp with a steel chair in-hand. Constantine braces himself as Barbosa slides into the ring. Constantine goes to slam his chair down on the rising Barbosa, but he gets a chair in the gut! Constantine cringes and backs up, but Barbosa delivers another. This time it causes Constantine to drop his own chair! The crowd is going wild as Barbosa grabs the legs of the chair and swings back and then forward into the shoulder of Constantine!

Connor: Barbosa is on fire! The Empire has made his life a living hell through the form of Cooper and Bowen. It only makes sense that Barbosa mangles the deliverer of the thorn in his side!

Cohen: But CC, we still have another competitor yet to show!

Barbosa has Constantine up against the ropes as he delivers a series of right hands into the face of the noble one!

[YOUTUBE]6x3ORCFLaWE[/YOUTUBE]​

Cohen: Yes!

Drake: Cut the damn music!

The crowd rains down on Drake Callahan with disgust. The camera shows Barbosa and Constantine separating in the ring as they look up at Drake on the entrance ramp.

Drake: You people don’t want to listen to me, then fine. You won’t get the full package. You won’t get the full entrance. You don’t deserve to hear the beautiful music that I hand picked as the song to usher me down to the ring.

The crowd boos as Drake makes his way down the ramp with his own steel chair in hand.

Drake: And now you people want to completely snub me as these two kick-start a brawl without my presence in the ring? No.

Drake is up on the outside apron now as he steps into the ring with his chair and microphone.

Drake: We’re gonna run this back and start this brawl like it should of offi-

Drake drops his microphone and quickly slams his chair into the cranium of Barbosa nearby! The crowd boos and the bell rings as Constantine steps up and begins trading punches with Drake, which prompts him to drop his chair.

Cohen: The match has officially started! What a match might I add. We have two former world champions and one man who should be world champion right now! This is big league stuff CC. A lot better than that Stormrage and Runn match on Meltdown.

Connor: This is definitely a battle of the elite.

We see Drake and Constantine trading punches around the ring until they finally get nearby a turnbuckle. Constantine has his back to it, but he changes up the scenario by grabbing the shoulders of Drake and pulling him in-order to thrust his back into the turnbuckle. Drake slams up against it and Constantine follows up by approaching him. However, Drake springs up his right leg and delivers a quick boot to the chin of Constantine. This prompts Constantine to grab his chin and staggers backwards in a spinning motion. He walks right into an inverted atomic drop from a recovered Barbosa! The crowd pops at the maneuver.

Constantine grabs his balls in pain as he stumbles away from Barbosa and drops to his knees. Barbosa watches this for a brief second, but then turns his direction towards Drake in the turnbuckle. Drake is charging as he lifts up his leg for another quick big boot, but no! Barbosa grabs the boot before it hits his chin. Drake shakes his head “no” as Barbosa holds his current fate in his hands. Barbosa smiles and shakes his head “yes” as he spins Drake around. Barbosa spins himself around and reaches up for Drake’s neck! He drops him with a hangman’s neckbreaker! He quickly recovers and covers Drake for the pin,


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Barbosa stands up off of Drake and walks over to grab one of the three chairs in the ring. He picks up one of them and makes his way over to Constantine, who has made his way to another corner in the ring. He seems to still be sulking over the wound caused by the inverted atomic drop. Barbosa picks him up by his chin and puts his back into a turnbuckle. He then proceeds to grab the steel chair with both hands and sends the top of it into the neck of Constantine. Constantine grabs the chair in order to hold off pressure, but Barbosa is pushing hard! The referee gets into the action and begins counting a five for Barbosa to stop the choke. Barbosa finally releases the chair choke right before the five is counted. He walks away from Constantine and holds the chair up in the air for a pop from the crowd. He then returns to his prey and goes for the chair choke once again, but this time Constantine is ready. He puts up his hands and grabs the top part of the chair while Barbosa holds onto the bottom. They tussles and tug on the chair until Constantine finally overpowers him and yanks it from the madman. This causes Barbosa to stumble backwards a little bit, but an inch is all that Drake needs!

Connor: Drake from behind with the rollup!

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Constantine kicks Drake off of Barbosa and halts his chance at victory. This causes Drake to roll away and Barbosa tries to quickly get up to regain his composure. Constantine sends the steel chair he has into the gut of the now-standing schizo. Constantine then proceeds to drop the chair in front of Barbosa and tuck his head underneath his right arm! Constantine pulls Barbosa into a sick flowing DDT onto the steel chair! The sound of bone hitting metal echos throughout the arena.

Cohen: What a beautiful DDT by The King!

Constantine picks himself up to his feet, but we see Drake run in once again and meet Constantine as he gets into a standing position. Drake delivers a little bit of Constantine’s own medicine with a snap DDT into the ring mat. He then frantically crawls over and rolls Barbosa onto his back and looks to capitalize on his weakened condition for the cover,

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Drake is shocked by Barbosa’s resilience. He yells at the referee and then makes the count again,

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Drake doesn’t know what is going on as he gets pulled by his legs and off of Barbosa. The culprit is Constantine! The crowd doesn’t know whether to boo or cheer. Drake turns over on his back and kicks the king away from him. This causes Constantine to stumble backwards. Drake then hops back onto his feet, but Constantine returns in a sprint! He connects with the forearm for a running lariat on Drake, which causes him to flip and crash onto the ring mat! We see Constantine muttering under his breath as he goes to pick up one of the steel chairs in the ring. He grabs it and returns to Drake, who has started to crawl back up to his feet after the devastating lariat. Constantine grabs the chair tight and sends a stiff shot into the back of Drake! The crowd gasps as Drake cringes and drops to his knees. He slowly crawls away from Constantine and tries to get back up to his feet. He finally reaches some ropes and pulls himself up into a hunched over position. Constantine swings back the chair once more and SMACK! The blow this time sends Drake falling through the middle ropes and falling to the outside. Constantine watches him crash down onto the outside mat, but then turns his attention to Barbosa. He is shocked to find that Barbosa is now standing and has his own steel chair in hand!

Connor: It’s an old fashioned standoff!

Cohen: Come on Constantine, knock some sanity into that crazy freak!

They both wiggle their respective chairs as they center the middle of the ring. Finally, Constantine goes for the first strike as he swings his chair horizontally at the shoulders and head of Barbosa, but Barbosa ducks! Barbosa springs back up to his feet and tries to send his own chair into the gut of Constantine, but Constantine backs away in a dodging move. They then both take their chairs and swing back and then swing forward! CLASH! They connect with their chairs and pull back for another go. CLASH! Another connection.

Connor: It’s like a sword fight with chairs!

Clash! They scoot a few steps, Clash! Clash! Clash! They are both breathing heavily now as they go in to clash once more! This time Barbosa tenses up and goes for the home run! He gets there a tad bit earlier than Constantine with the swing and knocks the chair right out of his hands. The chair goes flying towards the ropes and slides underneath the bottom one and out of the ring. Constantine has only a moment to be shocked because Barbosa already has a plan in motion. He steps closer to Constantine, but surprisingly drops his own chair to the side. He reaches up and grabs the arms of Constantine and pulls him forward and onto the ground! In a pretzel like fashion he locks in the Bipolar Disorder! Everyone is on their feet as Constantine wiggles like mad in-order to get out of the deadly submission!

Connor: He has the Locoplata locked in! Constantine is helpless!

The crowd suddenly turns from a roaring frenzy into a booing parade as they spot Justin Cooper and Alex Bowen running down the ramp and sliding into the ring with steel chairs. Barbosa notices them and lets Constantine out of the submission, but it is too late. Cooper and Bowen greet him with chair shots galore!

Connor: Despicable!

Cohen: No disqualification CC. They are just playing by the rules!

Barbosa eats chair shot after chair shot as the crowd just boos. Constantine finally gingerly gets back up to his feet and finds his own chair. He joins in on the assault.

[YOUTUBE]kIlTOoa0L2I[/YOUTUBE]​

The crowd shoots out thunder as the robot runs as fast as he can down the ramp in order to help his ally. He also has a steel chair in hand. He finally gets into the ring and Bowen sends a stiff kick to his gut, but S.H.I.T. no sells it and responds with a chair shot into the shoulder of Bowen, which causes him to fall to the floor and roll out of the ring. Cooper comes up to help but, S.H.I.T. sends a chair shot to him as well. He suffers the same fate as Bowen! The robot turns around, but there is Constantine with a chair shot into the body of S.H.I.T. This causes the robot to fall to his knees from the impact of the blow. Constantine spits out at him and turns around, but Barbosa has miraculously made his way back to his feet with his own chair. He goes to swing at Constantine, but the king gets wise and backs away. He drops down and rolls out of the ring, where Cooper and Bowen are also tending to their wounds. Constantine shouts out, “I’m done playing management’s games!” The whole cast of The Empire then proceed to walk up the ramp and shout curses out at the fans along their way. We return to the ring and see Barbosa helping his robotic ally up to his feet. S.H.I.T. begins scanning around the arena and spots The Empire exiting through the curtains up at the top. He shouts, “New Objective” and then proceeds to exit the ring and make his way up the ramp. Barbosa walks over to the side of the ropes that faces the entrance ramp and watches S.H.I.T. walk away. The crowd perks up as the camera reveals that Drake has returned inside of the ring and has a chair in his hands.

Connor: Look out Barbosa!

Drake catches him just as he turns around and shoves the steel into his gut! Barbosa bends over from the shot. Drake proceeds to toss the chair out in front of Barbosa and goes to stand next to him. He puts his right foot in front of Barbosa’s left and then drops him down with a forward russian leg sweep on the steel chair! The crowd boos as Drake remains on the ground and smiles at Barbosa laying face down on the steel chair. He shouts, “You didn’t believe me!”

Cohen: I think the damage is just too much CC. Barbosa took a bushel of chair shots from The Empire, and how he has Drake licking his chops.

Connor: It doesn’t look good at all.

Drake gets up to his feet and reaches down to pick up the limp Barbosa back to his feet. He sets him up for a suplex type of move. However, we quickly learn what it really is. He picks him up and drops Barbosa with the Faded Memory on the steel chair down below! The crowd gasps over the impact. Drake makes the cover,

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The bell rings as Drake gets up to his feet. The referee tries to raise his hand but he jerks it away.

Anderson: Ladies and gentlemen, here is your winner by pinfall, Drake Callahan!

Cohen: Drake Callahan is the past, present, and future baby!

We see the referee checking on Barbosa, but Drake intervenes and pushes the referee away. He stomps on Barbosa and then points at him. “You should've believed me!” The referee tells him to back off and Drake just rolls his eyes as he makes his way over to the ropes on the announcer’s side. He gets out of the ring and yells at the fans. “Why don’t you believe me?!”
He walks up to the announcer’s table and points at Connor. “You don’t believe me do you Connor?” She doesn’t know what to say, but is totally caught off guard whenever Drake yells and proceeds to grab the top of the announcer’s table and rip it off. He throws it off to the side. He then looks over at a camera that is filming him. He walks up to it and grabs it from the camera man. We switch shots and see him throwing the camera down on the ground. “Now do you believe me!”

Connor: Drake has lost it!

Drake storms around the ring and begins making his way up the ramp and yells out at the crowd, “I’m not crazy!” The camera follows him all the way up the ramp and through the curtains.

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We cut backstage where Drake Callahan is furiously stomping through the area, a bewildered look on his face as he glares at the various stage hands and crew.

Drake: Why won't any of you believe me?!? The truth is right in front of you!

He grabs hold of a camera man and pushes him up against the wall, holding him by his collar.

Drake: El Califa is Ty Burna! Why can't any of you see it?!? I will make you all believe me! Even if I have to do it myself!

Drake releases him and stags his camera way. He holds it up to his face and looks into it.

Drake: I'm not crazy! I'm enlightened!

???: I believe you.

Drake turns his head to a darkened corner, a sadistic smile forming on his face. He proceeds to set he camera down on something. The camera only allows us to see Drake as he looks off-camera.

Drake: You?

He takes the moment in for a moment, but then he reaches out his hand off-camera and appears to shake the hand of whoever it is. Drake starts to laugh as he pulls away and walks out of the camera view. We just see the empty part of the hallway as we hear Drake's laugh in the background.

Cohen: Who was it?!

Connor: This can't bode well for El Califa Dragon.

Cohen: Drake's been right this whole time and now someone is finally on his side.

Connor: We're running out of time folks. I hope you enjoyed our show tonight. Don't forget that Showtime will defend the World Title against Celeste and Saboteur on Aftershock!

We get the copyright information at the bottom of the screen and then the show ends.
 
Credits

Funkay- Mayhem Title
Kermit- Triple Threat Chairs, Disney Photos, Opening (Little help from Dave), Segments
Showtime- Submission 4-Way,
Ty Burna- Ending, Segments
Yazlov- #1 Cont. EurAsian Tag Team, Segments

I hope you guys enjoyed the show! Sorry if they seemed a bit cramped tonight. We are just one day away from probably one of the biggest title matches in all of WZCW history. We look forward to presenting it. I think that at the end of the day we are all just a bunch of guys who want what is best for the fed. I love you bros and Happy St. Patrick Day!
 
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