Anderson: The following contest is scheduled for one fall!
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S.H.I.T emerges onto the stage, it’s head twitching and arms outstretched in front of it. The crowd are giving a mixed reaction following the strange behaviour on last week’s Aftershock. It marches towards the ring, arms still outstretched.
Anderson: Introducing first, weighing in at 230 pounds, S.H.I.T!
Connor: Between the attack of Jack O’Lantern and the aggressiveness towards its last opponent, it seems something is very wrong with S.H.I.T.
S.H.I.T gets into the ring and walks to the opposite side of the ring and turns around, facing the ramp.
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The crowd cheer as Ricky Runn struts out, his belt over his shoulder. He poses on the stage for a moment before heading towards the ring.
Anderson: And his opponent, one half of the tag team champions, weighing in at 225 pounds, Ricky Runn!
Runn slaps the hands of some fans as he walks down the ramp. He jumps up onto the apron and goes to get into the ring but S.H.I.T knees Runn in the head while he’s between the ropes! Runn falls off the apron to the floor and S.H.I.T goes out after him. He picks up the tag team champion and Irish Whips him into the steel steps. Runn hits the steps hard and grabs his shoulder in agony on the floor. The referee tries to get S.H.I.T in the ring, but he pushes the ref away.
Cohen: The match hasn’t started so S.H.I.T can’t get DQed for anything he does at the moment!
Connor: That spells bad news for Ricky Runn…
S.H.I.T gets into the ring and waits as Runn is slowly getting up outside the ring. With his opponent up, S.H.I.T runs off the ropes and leaps out of the ring, taking out Runn again. S.H.I.T picks him up and brings him over to the crowd barricade. He lifts Runn up into a Suplex position then drops him stomach-first onto the barricade. With Runn draped over the barricade, barely moving, S.H.I.T then takes a few steps backwards before running forward and using the barricade for a step-up Enziguiri. The force of the kick makes Runn fall off the barricade. S.H.I.T picks him up and rolls him into the ring before getting in himself and finally the referee calls for the bell and the match is officially underway. Runn is trying to get to his feet but S.H.I.T keeps up the pressure, hitting a Snapmare and slapping on a Sleeperhold. Runn reaches out for the ropes as his face turns red, but S.H.I.T has him in the middle of the ring. Runn manages to elbow S.H.I.T in the gut and is released from the Sleeper. Runn runs off the ropes and goes for a clothesline but S.H.I.T reverses into a Spinebuster. He goes for a pin, 1… 2… Kick out by Runn.
Cohen: It’s incredible how aggressive S.H.I.T has been lately!
Connor: I think there’s something strange about it…
S.H.I.T gets up and backs into the ropes before hitting the Rick Roll! He goes for another quick pin, 1… 2… Kick out by Runn! S.H.I.T’s head starts shaking wildly and strange noises come from the head. He picks up Runn and goes for The Ricky Runndown but Runn holds onto the ropes and S.H.I.T crashes to the mat! S.H.I.T gets up quickly but Runn catches him with an Armdrag. They both get up again and Runn hits a clothesline. S.H.I.T gets back up only to be caught with a Snapmare followed by a Dropkick to the face. The crowd cheer Ricky run as he leans against the ropes to catch his breath, urging him on to complete his comeback. He goes out onto the apron and jumps onto the top rope. He springboards and hits a Corkscrew splash on S.H.I.T! With the crowd on their feet now, Runn climbs up to the top rope and calls for the R&R. He leaps off, but S.H.I.T rolls out of the way and Runn crashes and burns. S.H.I.T crawls over and drapes and arm over his opponent, 1… 2… Runn gets a shoulder up. The referee starts the count to ten as both men are down on the mat. S.H.I.T manages to get up first and sizes up Runn, who is getting to his feet in the turnbuckle. S.H.I.T runs at Runn, but he gets caught with a Dropkick to the legs and hits the middle turnbuckle headfirst! Runn lifts him up onto the top rope and climbs up after him. After a few shots to the head of S.H.I.T, he leaps onto his shoulders, going for a Hurricanrana off the top rope! S.H.I.T grabs the top rope with both hands and Runn falls back to the mat with him. S.H.I.T stands up on the top rope and leaps off, hitting the R&R. He hooks both legs, 1… 2…. 3!
Anderson: Here is your winner, S.H.I.T!
The crowd aren’t sure how to take the S.H.I.T’s victory, remaining mostly silent. Suddenly, Chris K.O. and Alhazred rush down to the ring, with Wasabi Toyota marching down behind them. They get into the ring and surround S.H.I.T. After a few tense moments, Alhazred grabs S.H.I.T’s arm and raises it into the air and begins laughing maniacally!
Connor: This explains everything! The Apostles have done something to S.H.I.T, he’s now one of them!
The crowd are booing loudly as Chris K.O. picks up Runn and holds his arms behind his back before Toyota hits a huge headbutt. Alhazred says something to S.H.I.T, making him instantly pick Runn back up and hit the Ricky Runndown. Finally, Sam Smith and Austin Reynolds come bolting down the ramp and they slide into the ring. The Apostles immediately back push Runn towards them and back off. There’s a staredown between the Apostles and Reynolds and Smith, the crowd buzzing in anticipation. But Ty Burna walks out onto the ramp and beckons the Apostles to come backstage. They all roll out of the ring and head up the ramp. Inside the ring, Reynolds is trying to help Runn up as Smith watches. Finally two refs come down to the ring and help Runn up the ramp.
Connor: Smith and Reynolds are allies when it comes to stopping the Apostles, but they will face off as opponents later tonight!
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We come back from commercial and Mr. Baller is standing in the ring, a scowl on his face and a microphone in his hand. Every time he tries to talk, the boos get louder, much to his annoyance. Finally the crowd dies down a little and he puts the mic to his lips.
Baller:
Now, I wanna know what the hell is going on! I am the best damn wrestler in this pathetic company and I have proven it time and time again. So why the hell am I on Aftershock when I should be headlining Meltdown?! I don't care if it was Ty Burna's or Vance Bateman's idea, I just want an answer to why my world class skills are not being appreciated and utilised.
Baller lowers the microphone and stands in the ring, waiting for a response from someone. After one long minute, he rolls out of the ring, much to the relief of the audience. He's about to head up the ramp but he stops, turns around and walks to the announcer's area. He grabs a folding chair and slides into the ring. He sets up the chair and sits down in it, making the crowd boo almost deafeningly.
Baller:
I'm not going anywhere until I get what I deserve!
After several more moments of nothing but booing...
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The crowd give a big pop as Matt Tastic walks out onto the ramp, mic in hand.
Tastic:
Y'know what, you're right. You shouldn't be wrestling on Aftershock. So how about we have our match right here, right now?
Tastic runs down to the ring and slides in. Baller quickly rolls out of the ring and walks around to the ramp.
Baller:
Look at me! I'm not ready to wrestle tonight, you moron! But I'll see you tomorrow night!
The crowd boo and Tastic shakes his head as Baller walks back up the ramp and goes backstage.