Ascension 133: Mikey Stormrage vs Alice "Baby Doll" Adams - Non Title

[Richard Blonoff]

Deadline is Wednesday, November, 21st, 11:59PM PST

WZCW Hall of Famer and fan favorite Mikey Stormrage will headline Ascension for the second week in a row as he is in singles action for the first time since winning, what he has dubbed, the WZCW Elite Overweight Title. The Guru of Gaming will face off against Alice "Baby Doll" Adams, in what may be her biggest match to date. Adams has shown a lot of spunk in her young career and knocking off a Hall of Famer would easily be her biggest win and would all but guarantee herself a shot at Stormrage's title come PPV time. Of interesting note, Mikey is undefeated against female opponents, proving once again he is the supreme alpha male of WZCW.

 

[I.Is.Sawa93]

Alice is seen at her family home, she was in the kitchen with her children baking cookies; Looking as relaxed as ever, she sings along to the radio and dances around the kitchen with her daughter as her son is seen munching on an apple. The smell of fresh baked cookies fills the air, just as there was a commercial break on the radio Alice’s phone rings.

Alice: [answers] “Hello?”

There was a slight pause before the person on the other line answered.

Unknown Caller: “Hey Alice, it’s Cheryl, you know, from college? Well I’m sorry to call you out of the blue like this, but I am a journalist now [stammers excitedly] and I was wondering if you could do me a solid; I started working for this small time pop magazine called “Dark Side Of the Moon”. It’s all about the burlesque, rockabilly and pinup scene; and well, gosh I’m sorry to just jump on you but, one night I went out drinking with my new boss (which I must say is hot as Fuck! I’ll send you pics later haha) and he was talking about trying to meet with you for an interview but didn’t know how to contact you, cause you know, since you blew up big in both the wrestling and burlesque scenes and all, so I casually drunkenly mentioned we where roommates eons ago in college and then this big hunk of man got right in my face all excited and hot as Fuck [sighs] and you know, your girl hasn’t had any whoopee in about a couple of months so I thought [nervously giggles] if I said I could totally get an interview with you right away that would kinda give me somewhat of an invite and um… [laughs nervously] it worked… so now it’s time for me to hold up my end of the bargain so we can live happily ever after now, thank you.”

Alice laughs at her long winded friend; she hadn’t heard from Cheryl in over a year, not because she wasn’t important, but because they both walked very different paths. Alice’s was road was Rocky, filled with bumps and surprise twists and turns, and Cheryl’s life, well little miss show my boob’s and Fuck my boss for the most cushiest job in the company well… Screws and shows boob for cushier jobs. Her road has always been bright and easy, paved with money and other people’s broken dreams. She smiles secretly, remembering like it was yesterday, the cold stab of jealousy she used to feel towards her ditzy friend. The long college nights spent cramming for exams, practically having daily panic attacks; afraid of losing her scholarship, she would look over at Cheryl and see her asleep, without a care in the world. Yes, she used to envy and despise the woman, but now it’s been a long time and Alice had started to embrace inner peace in her life, ever since having her children. Snapping back into reality and the conversation, Alice interjects her answer quickly cutting her friend off mid sentence.

Alice: “C-Ch- Cheryl, can you let me answer before bombarding me with more questions? [Laughs Softly] To help your ridiculously hilarious sexcapade scandal… I’ll do it. [She pauses as Cheryl Squeals in delight] just let me know when you want to meet up.”

Cheryl: “Can we meet now?! I kinda lied and said you already agreed so Like, my deadline is in two weeks.”

Alice: [Scoffs] "Oh, um, a little presumptuous now, weren’t we? Well, none the less I already agreed, let me call a sitter for my kids; now, where do you want to meet?"

Cheryl: “Oh honey, no time to go anywhere, I’ll be at your house in 30 minutes, you still live in your childhood home correct? Oh of course you do, I asked your mother last night when I called her, and set all this up! Oh, also, She should be there in about… 5 to get the kids, that should give you enough time to get ready no?”

Alice: [shocked but amused] “Why yes, I do, and um, thanks Cher. Yes 25 minutes is more than enough time for me to get prim and proper, [goes silent as she hears a knock at the door] oh well would you look at that, it’s my mother, hello mom, well I better go it looks like I have a whole 30 minutes to get ready now. Buh bye.”

Alice hangs up before her annoying friend could even protest, hands her children over to her mother and walked then out the door. Once alone, she showers, throws on her bathrobe, lays the clothes she will be wearing with much thought out on her bed and finally sits in front of her humble home vanity to apply her makeup.

Alice: “I seriously can’t believe she just set all this up for some rundown, Sleazy, wannabe reporter dick, but oh well, that is none of my concern. If anything I can use her little sexually frustrated fueled interview to my advantage.”

Alice finishes her makeup and daintily picks up her phone; She swipes up to unlock her phone and the first thing to pop on Screen was a picture of Mikey Stormrage and underneath his WZCW background card. She smiles wickedly as she looks at another tab in her browser, Google. She had been researching Stormrage ever since her loss to Mancini and Tastic last show. She wasn’t sad like her first three way match, no, this time around she was half maddened with the power she felt when she danced toe to toe with the amazing Matt Tastic, she tasted blood and she wanted more, she wanted to show all the roster of WZCW she is not one to Fuck with. Alice shook her head and brought herself back to reality and the match at hand with Stormrage. She knew he was one of the greats , a mentor, an established veteran, a…a... hell, a Dinosaur for Christ’s sake! Alice chuckles softly, scrolling through tabloids of Stormrage losing his cool over women and liquor. She knew his type, the big ones who rely on their strength and size to intimidate but are totally helpless and dead inside. Desperate for any sign they can interpret as affection. She gives her makeup a once over before stepping away from her vanity; she saunters over to her bed, unties the front of her bathrobe, shimmies her shoulders slightly and watch’s as her bathrobe falls to the floor with a light thud. She sits at the foot of her bed in her unmentionables, carefully and skillfully hooking her stockings to her garter belt, slips into her dress and steps into her trusty black pumps; twirls around in the mirror to give herself a once-over, before nodding in self approval.

Alice: “Flawless, as always, now [her voice goes from normal to low and sultry, she pouts her bottom lip out a bit] time to go entertain the little strumpet and send a little message out their to Mr. Stormrage, I mean like Satine said, [mockingly] I just have this ability to charm men unwittingly, now let’s see what happens when I actually try.”

Alice hears her doorbell ring, turns away from her mirror and walks out of her room and into the limelight.

Cheryl: “Oh Allie it has just been a pleasure catching up, thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule to have drinks with me.”

Alice: [smiles warmly] “Well Cher you kind of gave Me no choice, I do hope you and Mr. Right live happily ever after.”

Cher sits staring at Alice dumbfounded; her face a bright red she stumbles to catch her footing in the conversation, glaring at Alice all the while.

Cheryl: “N-now girl, you know I don’t kiss and tell, ANYWAYS this interview isn’t about me, now remind us again who it is your facing next in your amusing little wrestling career.”

Alice: [Glares cooly] “Why I’m glad that I’m amusing to you dear, that’s all any professional entertainer wants to hear. [Sits and crosses her legs seductively] His name is Mikey Stormrage, and oh gosh C [looks away blushing hard] he is a Legend. I honestly have no idea how I’m going to get over my nerves! He is just… Something else.”

Alice bites her lower lip, and looks up. Cheryl is stunned, she has never seen Alice act like that talking about anyone other than her kids let alone a MAN.

Cheryl: “Well it looks like you have a little crush their sweetheart, this is juicy. Now, tell sissy Cher and all the readers, if you could talk to this Stormcloud mountain of a man, what would you say?!”

Cheryl pulls out her iPhone excitedly and opens the camera app to start recording Alice’s answer. Alice looks straight into the camera, takes a deep breath, and says her answer.

Alice: “Look, Mr. Stormrage... Mikey... I, I don’t know why, but I can’t help find myself intrigued with your being and [giggles softly] I cannot lie I am a little star struck, I mean come on, that big hunk of medal around your waist is truly mesmerizing and intimidating... but how about we have a drink before Ascension, to, you know, loosen the tension? Or if you would like something a little less formal… come to my winter show in Los Angeles, you can come for the floor show and… [Alice moves flirtatiously in her seat, running her hands up her thighs, pulling up the dress a bit] if you like what you see, I can show you a very Merry Private show as well. [blows a kiss to the screen] I’ll be waiting.

Cheryl: "... And that ladies and gentleman is all we have time for today, Damn girl [forgets she is still recording], this shit it gonna get me laid for months."

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Backstage after Ascension 132
​

"Good win. Good win."

Titus took a drink from his water bottle as I undid my boots. Matt was also in the locker room. It was a historic moment. Three active Hall of Famers in one room.

"Hey Titus, Matt and I are going to be having a Thanksgiving dinner at the school. You are more than welcome to come."

"No, we are not doing anything Thanksgiving related."

"You mean the holiday were Americans fed undocumented immigrants?"

"Yeah! That one! Do you have Thanksgiving in England? Or does it just rain all the time and you guys be sad?"

"You've been to England numerous times! James Howard was from England!"

"James Howard was from San Francisco. Given your special interests, you think you would know that Matthew."

Titus chuckled a bit.

"I appreciate the offer, but I will have to pass. My birthday is coming up and I want to prep for that. Big plans."

"Well good luck my friend. As usual, Titus and Stormrage do all the heavy lifting. It was a pleasure."

I shook hands with Titus who said his goodbyes and went to meet up with Rosie. I hear she was a big deal as a child or something. I'm not sure. To be honest I wasn't paying attention. I had a dental appointment the next day and I was scared.

Back at Kick Ass Academia​

"Come on man, we are gonna do A Live Mas Thanksgiving Two: Electric Boogaloo."

"No."

"What about this? A Live Mas Thanksgiving Two: This Time It's Personal."

"No."

"What about this other idea I have? Two Belts, One Guy."

I made sure to show Matt both the Mayhem and Elite Overweight Titles I was carrying.

"NO!"

"Why are you so pissed?"

"Do you remember the last time we did a Live Mas Thanksgiving?"

I stopped to think for a minute, when it all came flooding back.

Spoiler

AS 86 - Matt Tastic / Mikey Stormrage vs Eve Taylor / Ramparte

AS 86 - Matt Tastic / Mikey Stormrage vs Eve Taylor / Ramparte

"Hell yeah I do! We got hot bitches, good food, and we won that week."

"You were also arrested for soliciting a prostitute!"

"They were classy escorts. Besides, you ruined it by trying to kiss yours on the mouth."

"I just have a lot on my mind right now Mikey. We are both coming off wins and we are still no closer to knowing our future. I just worry about the state of WZCW. Ownership seems to be in flux. Corporate didn't say anything to Pablo backstage when we brought him for his tryout. Most of the suits are never around. It just feels like we are stuck."

"Look, Pablo did fine. He just wore that damn mask around the entire time and it freaks people out how he refuses to take it off, even when eating. It's creepy."

"Fair point, but I'm just worried."

"It's like you said mi hermano, just one win. It's all we can do. Just one week at a time, one win at a time."

"When did you get to be the sage in the team?"

"I don't know. Probably while you were busy kissing hookers on the mouth last time we tried to do Thanksgiving."

"This is why we aren't doing anything Thanksgiving themed!"

"Can I at least make one joke? Just one. It's relevant to my opponent."

I looked at Matt with puppy dog eyes.

"Go ahead."

"It must be Thanksgiving, cause I know Baby Doll wants the stuffing!"

Matt did chuckle a little.

"Are you going to give her your special gravy with the stuffing?"

"Ewwwww! Dude, too far! She is a kind and respectable lady."

"Who is a kind and respectable lady?"

I didn't miss a beat with this upcoming joke.

"NOT YOUR MOM!"

I spun around and it was Katherine. I had managed to blow it with her before I even got started. Matt had to hide his face to keep from laughing.

"That's mean. She does her best."

"I'm sorry Katherine. I had no idea it was you. I would have never said that had I know you were coming up behind me."

"It was just a harmless joke. It isn't a big deal at all."

"No, it was rude. Totally uncalled for."

I tried to keep my answers short. Every time I was around Katherine I just felt different. It was something I hadn't felt in a long time. It made me feel like an awkward teenager again. Not like awkward erection while slow dancing at your middle school dance awkward, but close.

"He only says that because he has a crush on you. Like bad."

Katherine was blushing a bit and I was speechless. Why would Matt do this? Why was he being such a Killjoy?

"Like I've seen this guy around A LOT of women, and never once have I seen him on such good behavior. He likes you Katherine."

I was about to kick Matt in his tiny dick when she responded.

"Well, I'll tell you what. If you really feel bad about the joke, why don't you come to Thanksgiving dinner with my parents. They want me to bring a man home for the holidays every year, so I'm sure this will be a pleasant surprise for them."

I started to stumble over my words. Matt had been my wing man and I hadn't even realized it.

"I can't take advantage of my position as your teacher. It wouldn't be ethical."

"Pffffft. Ethical. Last time we had to work Thanksgiving week he hired two hook...."

Matt fell to floor mysteriously clinching his genitals.

"I was going to eventually say to go. You have been working hard. First ever dual champion, you deserve some time off. Just go have fun."

You could tell Matt had just been hit low when he was talking. I helped him up.

"Are you sure this is cool? I need to prep for my match with Adams, I need to help you go through more student paperwork. There is a lot of work to be done."

Matt got to his feet and leaned in close.

"Look man, you and I have been doing this together for, like five years and in that time I have seen you with a bunch of different girls who you never gave a second thought to. I know how you feel about Katherine. You are my brother and I want you to be happy and I know she would make you happy. You bust your ass in that ring. Few people in the wrestling world work as hard as you, you deserve some sort of break. You go have fun man. Don't worry about any of the other students, don't worry about Adams. Just focus, for once, on you and your own desires."

Matt put his arm around my neck and touched his forehead to mine.

"I've spoken to her, I've talked you up to her. You got this man."

"Thank you. I love you homie............no homo."

I patted Matt on the back and turned to tell Katherine I was in.

"Oh, Mikey one more thing."

I turned back to face Matt, only to be met with the a painful shot to my own balls. I feel on the ground in pain.

"Love you brother."

Note that Matt did not say no homo.

Katherine helped me to my feet and to my car as Matt had to pull Ozzie off Pablo. He was giving him an Indian burn.

A FEW DAYS LATER
​

I went to Thanksgiving dinner with Katherine and while I was nervous, I was on my best behavior in front of her parents. It was a wonderful time with none of the usual Mikey Stormrage shenanigans. When it was time for me to leave San Juan, I gave Katherine a hug and thanked her for the invite. She smiled and said we would have to hang out again outside of school soon. I turned to head to my car when I heard her running behind me. I turned around and she kissed me. It wasn't passionate, it wasn't deep, but it felt like the best kiss I had ever received. She smiled and I smiled back and kissed her softly. It truly was a Thanksgiving miracle.

Oh and it turns out Katherine's mom was a kind and respectable lady. Who knew?