VIS IMPERIUM
Internal Memo
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TO: Remarkable Mark Keaton
FROM: Mr. Banks
SUBJECT: Work performance review
DATE: June 30th 2017
Remarkable Mark Keaton
Remarkable Mark Keaton, your presence is requested in my office at 2:30 PM, June 30th 2017 to discuss your recent performance in WZCW. This is non negotiable and the time of this meeting will not change. You will inform my secretary upon your arrival and I highly suggest you not be late. Failure to attend this meeting will result in your immediate dismissal from WZCW.
Mr. Marks
WZCW CEO.
Remarkable Mark Keaton rapped on the heavy oak door of the Xander Estate. The mansion was taller and wider than his own with huge, white pillars dominating the front of the place. It kind of reminded him of The White House. He patiently waited for an answer while clutching the memo in a death grip in his right hand. He shifted his weight, then quickly ran his hand through his blonde hair and let out an impatient sigh. He rapped on the door again, hurting his knuckles as the force of the knock intensified.
The door opened and a fat butler stood there with his eyebrows raised.
“I need to speak to Xander.” Mark hissed out as he jammed the memo in his leather jacket pocket.
“And who might you be?” The butler asked, slightly tilting his head as if he was hard of hearing.
“Mark Keaton. Hello? Everybody knows who I am, you fat bastard! Let me speak to Xander or I’m kicking you over with my brand new fifteen thousand dollar leather boots!”
“Please come in,” The butler faked a smile and allowed the rocker to elbow the door open, “I will inform master Lebelle of your arrival.”
"Chop Chop dude, I've got some important things to tell him." Mark growled as the butler hurried along and out of sight. His voice nearly echoed in the massive entry way, the marble floor shined and a nearby painting demanded Mark’s attention. It was an oil painting of Xander on horseback, hunting a wild boar with a rifle. Xander’s features were grossly exaggerated and he looked more like a Marvel Superhero than a WZCW wrestler. Mark smirked, it was an awesome painting.
“Ah,” Xander glided in the room with a very expensive looking robe on, it had French words emblazoned all over it, possibly word’s like - great- or -amazing- …in French….Mark didn’t speak French O.K? He had no clue what the words on the robe said! Leave him alone! Whew! Sorry, what was I saying? Oh ya, Xander was gliding… “I see you have taken interest in my latest painting by Henri Quesalleau. A fine artist, if not a bit slow. The lad made me pose for far too long. What can I help you with Mark?”
Mark looked Xander in the eyes and ripped the memo out of his jacket pocket, he waved it quickly in Xander’s face then read it to him.
Xander smiled wide then lit a cigar. “Come with me, I want to show you something.”
They walked past the giant central staircase that led to the second floor, Xander lightly pulled a wall-door to one side and they entered a gaming room. There were several animal heads that adorned the walls and a giant, red pool table with gold highlights right in the middle of the room. Expensive leather chairs and couches surrounded the pool table. Xander sat on one of the chairs and nodded towards the table.
Mark walked over and noticed a piece of paper resting on the red fabric of the pool table. It was a memo exactly like his, except with Xander’s name on it. He fought the urge to smile, he just couldn’t help it. Somebody ELSE was in as much trouble as HE was in, it really helped ease the stress.
“So, we’re both in some hot water, eh? I guess that comes with the territory. We both have to get some wins under our belts man.”
“Exactly my good man! That’s all we have to do, win!” Xander laughed and hauled deep on his cigar as he eyed Mark playing with his pool set, a set he has fired people from touching in the past.
“But Mr. Banks! Jeez man, I’ve never had a real man to man with him before. This is way out of my league X-Man. I’m not the businessman, agent type. He’s gonna eat me alive in there. By the end of it, I’ll be working for free." Mark made a bad attempt at hitting the white ball with a golden pool cue, he missed and gouged right into the red fabric, making a long ripping noise.
Xander jumped up, closed his eyes and mentally counted to ten before replying, “Listen Mark. Don’t worry about it. They don’t call me The World’s Greatest Mind for nothing. Let me do all the talking and we’ll be fine. Mr. Banks is no different than every agent out there, he’s just slightly more cunning and manipulative. I’ve had long conversations with wrestlers who have had dealings with him in the past. I can read his profile, he won’t be able to control us like a couple of robots. I can promise you that. You have to remember Mark, your mind is an incredible thing. It can surprise you. Here, have a bite of this incredible plate of Dutch Frange’ Pasta made by the one of the worlds finest chefs, Ian Geraldine Francis, who owed me a favour.”
Mark picked up the heavy plate off of the side table. He scooped some pasta in a fork and jammed it in his mouth. His eyes lit up, it was the best thing he’s ever eaten. Xander nearly scowled as he watched a droplet of pasta sauce fall on his million dollar rug he imported from Mexico.
“Totally amazing X-Man! I could eat this every day, thirty four, eight!” Mark scooped up another bite.
“The term is twenty four seven and you probably have eaten that quite a bit. Because it’s MR. NOODLE. You see, because I told you it was Dutch Frange’ Pasta, a name I made up by the way, and it was made by one of the worlds finest chefs, your brain told your taste buds that it MUST taste amazing. Thus your reaction when you first ate it. This is how Mr. Banks operates my friend, he can manipulate your brain and make you think what he wants you to do is the best possible scenario available.” Xander butted his cigar and jumped up.
“But we have you, dude. The World’s Mind That is Great.” Mark smiled and held his hand up for a high five.
Xander high fived the rocker and walked by him, “Exactly my boy! NOBODY can manipulate a mind like my own. Now, let’s shift our focus on our opponents. Tony Mancini and that foul woman Wren. Follow me, I think you’ll find this rather interesting.”
Mark nodded and followed the World’s Greatest Mind as he walked out of the gaming room, Mark touched a dusty looking plate on his way by a display, the plate toppled over and crashed, the vibration sent the other plates on the wall to fall down and smash on the floor as well.
Xander stood in the hallway with his eyes closed as he could hear his expensive China smash to pieces. He shuttered then continued walking.
“Sorry. I just touched one and all hell broke loose.” Mark caught up to Xander as they entered a large training facility located in the center of the first floor.
“Wow, holy fuck!” Mark yelled as he saw two wrestling rings set up and a dozen trainers and staff working with other talents. What really got to him was the realistic robots walking around.
“Amazing isn’t it? I’ve spent quite a bit of money on Robotics. The dozen robots you see here working with my staff are our latest creations. Super realistic in appearance, balance and intelligence. The world’s most advanced robots, Mark. Wait until you see our opponents.” Xander laughed and removed his robe, he was in his wrestling gear, he jumped through the ropes and waited by the turnbuckle.
“What the hell? What is going…?” But before Mark could get his sentence out, a perfect replica of Tony Mancini walked by him, but he could tell it was a robot by the jerky actions. Then a Wren-bot walked by, both robots made dial up noises and had a conversation on who was going to start the match.
“Shit! Hold on Xander! I’ve got your back man, Vis Imperium forever!” Mark ripped off his leather jacket and jumped in the ring.
“I’ll start out.” Xander said as he stretched his neck. Mark held Xander’s chest and pushed him towards the corner. He looked over at Wren and blew her a kiss as he did so.
“Don’t worry man, I’ve got this. We need to start out fast and get the fans out of it. We’ll save you for a hot tag." Mark smirked and held is fists up at the Tony Mancini bot.
“No, you need to listen to me. Remember what I told you about your brain. You need to use it. I’ll start out and if I get into trouble, I’ll tag you in. “ Xander repaid the favor by pushing Mark towards the corner.
The Tony Mancini bot waited for no man, it attacked with piston chops and punches to both Vis Imperium members. Mark and Xander fought back and soon all four were in the ring throwing rights and lefts at each other.
“This is great practice!” Mark yelled as blood poured out of his nose.
“This is highly unusual! They’re not supposed to be this aggressive Mark! You didn’t blow a kiss at Wren-bot did you?! It’s possible it messed with her Matrix core and we could have a real problem on our hands here!”
“Ya, I did! So what?! It’s a robot!” Mark punched Mancini-bot in the face.
The remaining robots surrounded the ring, Xander’s staff were all laid out on the floor. They crawled in the ring, making loud dial up noises as they did. Mark and Xander barely dove through the ropes as a robot war erupted in the ring. They started tearing off the turnbuckles and snapping the ropes. Xander and Mark ran out of the room as the S.W.A.T team arrived to destroy the robots.
Xander plopped his frame on the couch inside the gaming room, he took some heavy breaths.
“That was pretty rad, dude.” Mark said through a towel as he wiped the blood away from his nose. He threw the towel on Xander’s extremely expensive rug that he imported from Mexico.
“You my friend, are chaos wrapped in a remarkable package of destruction. We should do quite fine against Mancini and Wren. They will be beaten….”
“.….and lay at the feet of Remarkable Mark Keaton.”
The memo’s rested next to each other on the pool table as Mark and Xander both lit cigars and laughed.