Zander Young in a Santa costume with hat and jacket and trousers, is standing alongside Johnny Klamor in the backstage area at Ascension 8. Zander Young is holding a Zander TV Microphone.
The backstage set is Zander TV themed with massive photos of Zander holding the Elite X championship.
Zander: Ladies and gentlemen welcome to another addition of Zander TV with me, Zander. Youre probably wondering why at this festive season Im standing here next to a zombie. Yes Halloween has been and gone but Ive found someone who just doesnt seem to get it. Hes usually known for doing the interviews round here but tonight the tables have turned.
Johnny: Wait a minute, I aint no damn zombie. show a little respect here you little punk nose kid.
Zander: Ok this guy may not be a zombie, but surely you and old ST. Nick were buddies back in high school? Or were you a few years older?
Johnny: Hey listen up here Im a respected journalist! Youre just a second rate, Elite X champion who couldnt hold it together because he was on his man period. Maybe youve had a bit too much sparkling water because you seem to have no idea what youre talking about.
Zander: Settle down gramps. Did you know ladies and gentlemen that Johnny Klamor was the guy who served Jesus at the last supper?
Johnny: listen kid you better watch your mouth!
Zander: Im only joking, pipe down there sonny. Are you a religious man Johnny?
Johnny: Well I would say so, yes. Down the years people have forgotten the true meaning of Christmas and it disgusts me!
Zander: Yes I agree, we should all get together as a family in my opinion and celebrate the birth of Santa. Thats what Christmas should be about. And roller blades. And then we have Jesus, Moses, Peter Griffin and all the other cartoon pals. Those Christmas films are terrible, eh?
Johnny: No stop! Christmas isnt about Santa or roller blades or any other damn thing you damn idiot! Christmas is about the birth of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ! He mutters under his breath. What the hell do you want me here for anyways? its no wonder your show is going down the tubes!
Zander: What the nation wants to know is; what were you thinking when you decided to bad mouth Zander Young on national television to Trevor Steel? Are you crazy?
Johnny: Why does that make me crazy? What are you gonna do about it?
Zander: Well I was thinking this might be a fitting revenge
Johnny: What?
Zander wheels in a large box wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper with snowmen on it.
Zander: Here you go.
Johnny: What the hells in here! Huh!? Oh hang on a second. I bet its some little horrible goblin thing isnt it? Or some big ugly fat guy waiting inside to hit me with snow balls or something. Let me tell you this you little bastard, youve been watching too much wrestling on other channels. Ive been in this business long enough to know how things like these go down. You can take your present and stick it where the sun dont shine.
Johnny Klamor storms off in a fit of rage as Zander looks on at him puzzled as to why he never accepted his gift. He then turns to someone standing behind the camera.
Zander: Yeah go to plan B guys.
On walks Leon Kensworth with a microphone of his own.
Leon: Hi there Zander.
Zander: Cat Wanker, hello, how are you.
Leon: Im fine, I had hoped that had passed though. He says sadly. What are your thoughts about Johnnys comments last week then as you never got the answer you were looking for.
Zander: Well I was shocked and horrified. How can Mr Klamor have a personal opinion of me? He doesnt even know me! But I will use the negativity to my advantage and prove that I can win any match I set my mind to.
Leon: How can you set your mind to something after being stalked for weeks now by that annoying little toe rag! I had this stalker this one time, female, tall, blonde, had an amaz
he says with a strange smile on his face.
Zander interrupts having not listened to Leons last comments: Id rather not talk about that at this time. I dont want to disrespect my fans but the guys just plain creepy. Im getting it sorted out though in due course.
Leon still stands there daydreaming.
Zander: Hey, Leon!? Yo. Wakey wakey.
Leon: Oh Sorry Zander. Yes. Trevor Steel. Some may say youre the underdog in this one, even though you are a former champion. Does this come as a surprise?
Zander: Trevors a great athlete, no question about it, but I have gotten off to a great start and I plan on taking maximum points again in this next match. I wouldn't consider myself as the underdog though. I need to be confident in myself in every match that i wrestle that i will win, and thats been and will always be my mentallity throught this league. Trevor Steels a big guy but Ive experience with working with big brutes, I think I know what Im doing. Steel prides himself on being extreme but Ive had my fair share of extreme matches, and although this isnt a mayhem match or anything I know that this match will still be hardcore. I hope that my technique and speed will go in my favour or it will be a long night. Im confident I can still win, you have to be in these situations is suppose, but thats not saying Steel will be a walk over. Im just hoping I can get the result and the three points in the bag and that will give me a nice little cushion.
Leon: One last thing Zander, What was in the box?
At that moment Becky Serra pops out of the box in a little skimpy Santa costume and kisses Leon on the cheek. Leons glasses steam up and he goes bright red.
Zander: Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!
Fade to Christmas greeting.