After having just relieved himself in the men's room, Vance Bateman walks back toward his office and notices that his door is open.
Bateman: I could've sworn I shut the door on the way out. Probably Ty trying to mess with my head again...
As Bateman reaches the doorway, he sees his visitor, but it's not Ty Burna.
Mick Overlast: You really know how to bust balls, don't you, Bateman?
Overlast is leaning against the back wall of Bateman's office as Bateman enters the room and sits down at his desk. Overlast takes a seat on the other side of the desk.
Bateman: What are you doing here, Overlast? And what are you talking about by busting balls?
Overlast: Well, since Ascension is technically YOUR show, I figured I'd talk to you about my upcoming match.
Bateman: If you win your match, you're in the Lethal Lottery. What problem could you possibly have with that?
Overlast: It's that you're making me tag with Hammond. He's been the weak link on every tag team he's ever been on, and now my Lethal Lottery qualifying hopes could potentially be in his hands? That's absolute bullshit!
Bateman: He just won himself a Tag Team Title shot, so he can't be that bad.
Overlast: Don't play stupid with me, Bateman. He took the fall against Runn Reynolds Runn and was the guy who tapped out at All or Nothing and cost his team the EurAsian Title. It's quite obvious you're trying to keep me out of the Lottery, and I want my match changed immediately.
Bateman: You got a lot of balls coming in here and talking to me like that. I have much bigger issues on my hands I have a madman and his cronies threatening to take over MY company, and you want to storm in here and bitch about your tag team partner? Give me a break!
Overlast: No, you give ME a break! For weeks, I have gone on your C-rate show in front of your mindless fans and convincingly beaten the talentless bums that you employ. Then you insult me even more by making me wear a tuxedo and try to strip down another man in order to win a meaningless match. After all that, I finally get a chance to do something big and you stick me with a jobber and expect me to carry the team?
Bateman: First off, you haven't beaten anyone convincingly. You cheated to beat the Internet Warrior, and then you had to use cable cutters to take off Scumm's tux
Overlast: That's called being resourceful, opportunistic and smart. But then again, you wouldn't know about having any of those traits, considering you got outbid by Ty for the other half of the company.
Bateman: Well, funny guy, if you're so smart, you'll find a way to make it work with Hammond. Now, get the hell out of my office!
Overlast looks down at some papers on Bateman's desk, then stands up, reaches across and pushes them off the desk and to the floor. Bateman stands up and is about to speak, but Overlast cuts him off.
Overlast: You better hope Hammond and I lose because if we win this match, I will go on to win the Lethal Lottery. And then I'll make what Ty and the Apostles have done to you look like child's play.
With that, Overlast takes a pair of scissors off of Bateman's desk and cuts off the end of his tie. He turns around and storms out of Bateman's office, slamming the door shut behind him. As he walks down the hallway and turns the corner, he comes across Rebecca Serra, who's filming a backstage segment for WZCW.com. She stops him.
Serra: Mick, any chance I can talk to you about your Lethal Lottery qualifying match?
Overlast looks peeved as he stops and stares into the camera, then slowly turns to face Becky.
Overlast: I just bitched Bateman out over the guy I'll be teaming with, so I really don't want to go any further, but I will say this.
Overlast slowly turns his gaze back to the camera as he resumes speaking.
Overlast: Scott Hammond, you better not cost me my shot at the Lottery. I plan on bringing my A-game to Ascension, and I expect the same from you since we both have the Lottery in our sights. Also, Blade, I know you and Hammond are trying to get me on your side, but just because I'm teaming with him at Ascension does not mean I have any interest in joining your feeble crusade.
Serra: What about your opponents, Chris Beckford and Brad Bomb?
Overlast: I'm not worried about either of them. They almost fell over each other trying to beat Darren Bull, for God's sake. Brad Bomb is a goody-two-shoes who wants to fight the clean fight and earn people's respect. Frankly, I'm here to win championships; I don't give a shit if people respect me. He'll learn that if he wants to get anywhere in this business, he needs to have a backbone.
As for Beckford? Well, let's just say he wishes he could be on my career path. He's been toiling in mediocrity for three years, never being able to reach main event status, while I'm on the fast track to headlining Kingdom Come. May I remind you, Becky, that I have yet to be pinned on WZCW television?
Serra: I'm well aware of that, Mick.
Overlast: Good. Then it only makes sense that Beckford and Bomb have no business being in the ring with me. As long as Hammond doesn't get in my way, I will win this match and earn my rightful spot in the Lethal Lottery. The rest will become history.
Overlast walks out of the shot, leaving Becky to finish the segment on her own.