AS10 - Titus vs. Steamboat Ricky (Lumberjack Match)

[Phoenix]

This heated rivalry between Ricky and Titus will now finally reach the battle grounds as they step in the ring to face each other one on one. The added stipulation is that there is no escaping this match as Lumberjacks will be patrolling the outside. The lumberjacks named were the rWo (Dave, Ace, Karnage), Carmen Bratchny, Blade and Trevor Steel.

Deadline is Tuesday 19th January, 23:59 EST

 

[Lee]

We see two large pinboards each taking up a wall, not akin to how we see in the cop shows when they're trying to solve a crime.

On one wall we see various pictures of WZCW World Heavyweight Champion Everest. The other wall is divided up into two sections. One side it says 'rWo' and on the other it says 'attackers'.

We see Titus move forward towards the attacker sign, he's holding a scotch glass half filled coke on the rocks as he's looking intently at the board. We see the attacker side of things, there is a table set out with the following:

Confirmed----Likely-----Unsure-----Not likely-----Definitely not

---------------rWo (alibi?)----- Karnage-----Steel-----Gordon Brown
--------------Everest-----Cougar-----Bratchny-----Barack Obama
--------------Lars-----Ty Burna-----USA-----Red Mask
---------------T&K-----Frankie-----Zander-----Hannah Montana?

Titus grabs the picture of Karnage from the unsure pile and places it in the confirmed column. He puts down the coke.

He then pics up a piece of string and pins part of it to the picture of Karnage. He then puts the piece of string to the other side of the board, the one that is dedicated to the rWo.

He sips his coke.

Titus then sticks another picture of karnage to the rWo board. The pictures are in a diamond formation:

=======Ricky=======


Big Dave=======Ace David


=======Karnage=======


Titus then picks up his Coke whilst taking a small sip. He walks over towards the attacker side where he follows a red piece of string from where it says rWo into an alibi section:

rWo alibi - Ricky = injured, Dave = with his sister Ace = Ascension

Titus sighs rather loudly as he puts his drink back down. He then proceeds to pick up a marker and walks towards the board.

He paces up and down in between the one marked rWo and the one marked attackers. He places a giant question mark on the side that says confirmed.

Titus sighs a huge sigh as he realises something. He turns around back to the table as he picks up his glass of coke and hurtles it across the room.

Titus lets out an annoyed groan as the glass smashes off the Everest side. He picks up another piece of string. He takes the string and pins it on top of the question mark. Then he places the other end into the middle of the rWo diamond.

He stares at this for a short while. He then turns around and tips the table over.

Clearly frustrated Titus begins to kick some of the things about on the floor.

Titus stops, he turns and looks at the rWo board once again whilst still holding the marker.

Titus: DAMMIT.




I'M SCREWED!




Five...

Titus draws a question mark in the middle as we fade to black.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Ricky is shown putting pieces of tape on his "Real World Championship" belt and taking a Sharpie and writing various things on the pieces of tape. Suddenly...a little person (Poop Deck Pat, or PDP) emerges from out of the shadows and approaches Ricky.



Ha. Ha. Ha. Ricky. Ricky. Ricky. What you doing?

Can't you see...I'm about to play a game.


A game? A game? A.....game?

Yeah, it's my favorite game of all-time. It's called Spin the Dial...Drive the Pile.


Spin. Dial. Drive.....Pile?

Yeah little buddy. You see, like so many other times before, I had that phony WZCW Champion Everest beaten in a one on one match. And well...let's just say Ricky has a little bit of pent up frustration.

Ricky looks at the belt, shines it up one more time, gives it a spin for good measure...and then he heads to the backstage area. PDP follows Ricky closely. First, Ricky and PDP run into Leave Stambardi, a veteran road agent with the company.

Leave, have you seen Everest?


No Ricky, I haven't. What's the deal?


Oh, there's no deal...but there is a drive. You see, Leave. What I've got here is a little game I like to call Spin the Dial, Drive the Pile. If you Spin the Dial and it lands on a "Champion" segment, you get the belt. However, if you land on a "Drive the Pile" segment, then you get a piledriver through a Flaming Spanish Announce Table. Hahahahaha. So, Leave....wanna play?

Ummm...no thanks Ricky...I really should be...


YOU WANT to play the game....don't you Leave?


Um...ooook.

Spin the Dial, Drive the Pile! Spin the Dial, Drive the Pile! Spin the Dial, Drive the Pile!

Leave spins the dial...and unfortunately for him, the dial landed on a "Drive the Pile" section. Thus, Ricky pulls out a portable, on-demand flaming Spanish Announce Table, and gives Leave a major piledriver through the Mexican inferno.

Thanks for playing....Leave.

Spin the Dial, Drive the Pile!


Ricky and PDP walk further around backstage where they run into WZCW referee Dack Joan.

Hey Dack...you just saw the fun that Leave had playing my game...don't you want to play too?

Errrr...ummmm

UNLESS OF COURSE.....you know where I can find Everest.

Errrr...no I haven't seen him...


THEN YOU'LL WANT TO SPIN THE DIAL, DACK!


Drive the Pile!

Errrr...ok ok ok.

Poor Dack. He spins the dial and it falls onto a "Drive the Pile!" section. Just as Leave did moments prior, Dack Joan also received a piledriver through the flaming Spanish Announce Table.

Spin the Dial! Drive the Pile!

All of a sudden, a recognizable face is seen in the distance. Ricky and PDP approach.

Don't I have a match with you at Ascension, brother?

Ascenwhat? Who are you?

Oh you know me...I'm the Real World Champion. And I LOVE to play games. What's yourrr name, pal?

My name Reven Stichards. I work for a company that cleans this arena...bCo...blue Cleaning order.

Well, Reven, you look an awful lot like a good friend of mine...a friend that I will be facing at Ascension. But since you are here and he isn't...why don't we play a little game?


Spin the Dial, Drive the Pile!

It's reallllll simple, Reven. You spin the dial...if it lands on "Champion"...then I will hand you this belt. If it lands of "Drive the Pile," then you will face the fate of the previous two.

Cut shows Leave and Dack being fire extinguished and tended to by medical personnel.

Sure...what the heck?

Reven spins the dial. It just so happens to land on "Champion."

Well, well, well. It's your lucky day, Reven. You've avoided destruction and get my belt while you're at it. I'd say that's a great bit of luck.

Ricky hands Reven the belt...smiles at him...then kicks him in the guy and takes the belt back. Ricky then proceeds to piledrive him through a flaming Spanish Announce Table.


I forgot to tell you a rule of the game: NO ONE TAKES RICKY'S BELT. No one. I am the top guy in this company, and this title represents that. So, go tell that fool Titus and that chump Everest that their days in this company are numbered. Soon...they're going to have to spin the dial...and so will the rest of the WZCW roster. And they're going to taste the flames...of both Ricky...and the rWo...

Ricky and PDP walk to another backstage destination as the scene fades.