[Vox is sitting in a make up chair in a TV studio, surrounded by his assistant Gareth and a TV director. Only Vox's head is shown]
Vox: Are you sure this is necessary?
Gareth: Oh yes! If you come out of the Elite Openweight League as champion, donations will go up at least 34%!
Vox: Not tha...34%? Wow. What if I don't win?
Gareth: Well so long as you don't finish like...6th or something like at Leth...
Vox: Greeeeeeaaaaaatttt. Gotta win. Got it. Wasn't talking about winning though.
Gareth: What ARE you talking about then, sir?
Vox: Do I really have to dress like this? (A powdered wig is placed on Vox's head, and the camera pulls out to show him dressed like George Washington)
TV Director: OH MAN! People will love it! It really fits the concept!
Vox: What exactly IS the concept again?
TV Director: You are in everyone's corner, and they're in yours. Get it?
Vox: Ok...but why George Washington?
TV Director: Because America!
Vox: I'm Irish.
TV Director: I've been meaning to ask about that...can you tone that down?
Vox: Tone what down?
TV Director: The Irish.
Vox: ...Why am I listening to you?
TV Director: Sir, I've directed 18 episodes of Honey Boo Boo.
Vox: Darn, that's a lot. Ok, you're the boss!
TV Director: So, here's the script. *Hands Vox script*
Vox: *Reading script*...This doesn't talk about my future triumph in the Elite Openweight League...at all. Or charity. It literally just says "Talk about American stuff".
TV Director: Yeah, you're a singer - improvise!
Vox: I'm a wrestler. This is a real let down.
TV director: You're not Bono?! This is a real let down. Forget it, just do what you want. Say stuff.
Vox: I don't really wanna do this...ugh whatever...Ok, count me down...
TV Director: 1, 1, 1...
Vox: Cuz you left me...
TV Director: 2, 2, 2...
Vox: For my family...
TV Director: 3, 3, 3...
Vox: For my heartache
TV Director: 4, 4, 4...
Vox: For my headaches...
TV Director: 5, 5, 5...
Vox: For my lonely...
TV Director: 6, 6, 6...
Vox: For my sorrow...
TV Director: 7, 7...
Vox: For no tomorrow
TV Director: 8, 8...
Vox: I forget what eight was for!
TV Director: 9, 9, 9!...
Vox: For a lost God!
TV Director: And 10, 10, 10, 10...
Vox, Gareth, TV Director: IS FOR EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING!
Vox: *Breathing heavy* Oh man...I feel better. Ok, let's shoot this thing...
*Vox composes himself, TV Director gives a silent count...1...2...3...*
Vox: *Staring directly into the camera* Apple Pie! Pizza! Vox! These are all things that many people think are American. They are not. But you know what is? Fortune Cookies, Orange Chicken, and Charity! We need all of your help to make this world a better place. Not just for America, but for the world at large. Regardless if it's money, your time, or your deepest and most sincere thoughts. Everything helps. Except Facebook likes, they do nothing. And I'm doing my part too. I don't just mean by having given the vast majority of the money I've made in my life back into the hands of the people who need it more than I do, or that I've given more of my time to charitable causes than many would consider logically possible...I'm also trying to win for you. I know that all of you beautiful people out there want me to hoist the Elite Openweight Championship and cheer along with me. I need you. Not just your money and donations, to help give me time I need to focus on bringing home the gold. So bring on Wren, bring on Vee ADZ, bring on Ace Stevens, Vega, and any other pretenders to my destiny that are out there. I'm not winning this title - WE are - and we are going to go all the way in this Rockin' Robin...
TV Director: *From off stage, hushed but still audible* Round Robin, you frickin' idiot!
Vox: ...Tweet, tweet, tweet tweet! Just know, I am here for all of you, and I know you're there for all of me. And rest assured, *Vox points to camera* I'm in your corner!