The scene opens in an office. The camera is behind the desk and facing Titus Avison. To the left you can see five posters in frames, this includes the Passion of the Pope. The voice speaks.
Voice: I've heard legends of that man who has held the EurAsian title for 807 days. You know what I think?
Titus: I'm sure I can guess. If there's anything you are James, it's to the point. So what do you think?
James: I think it's bullshit.
Titus: There's that Montana zest I was expecting. But why?
The camera turns to reveal the face of James Montana who, for the last 15 years, has been Titus' agent. Titus sighs and shakes his head.
James: The hottest celebrities 2008-2015 you were in the top 5. In 2016 you dropped to 6th and in 2017 you dropped to 8th. Where are you in 2018?
Titus: 24th.
James: Twenty freaking fourth!
Titus smiles.
James: Why are you smiling? Do you know who's 23rd? James Spader! 11Th? Melissa McCarthy! Heck even number one is Dwayne Johnson.
Titus: Are we allowed to mention him?
James: Why the frick would I not be able to mention Dwayne The Ro...
Titus: It doesn't matter. Look I'm happy.
James: You're happy? I'm not! Tell me how your wrestling's going? Yes you're on TV every week but I think that belt has made you weak!
Titus: Weak? Weak?
James: Yes your star power is waning and really it's time you embraced it once again.
Titus: Why are you so concerned about my star power? I'm the man the legends are written about. I'm the most decorated movie star of the century! I was personally invited to the Grammys something that Grammy winner Justin Cooper was not. How can you say my star is falling?
James: I'll be honest with you, I could do with the money. It's what it's about at the end of the day really isn't it?
Titus stands up out of the chair and looks at his posters. Introducing Titus Avison! Starring Academy Award winner Titus Avison! Starring two time Academy Award winner Titus Avison! Starring multiple Academy Award winner Titus!
Titus: It's about cementing a legacy.
James: Is there anyone with more of a legacy than you? I'm not just talking in Hollywood but in WZCW? I can't think of any.
Titus: Exactly. Cementing a legacy.
James: It can take 20 years to build up a legacy but seconds to destroy it. Just look at Slyfox! You need to adapt!
Titus: I'm always adapting, it's how you keep fresh.
James: Sit down.
Titus sits down at the desk. James Montana presses the buzzer on the phone on his desk.
James: Send her in.
The door opens and in steps a blonde woman, early 20's with glasses wearing a sweater.
James: Titus, this is your new assistant Rosie.
Titus: I'm fine.
Rosie looks a bit shocked at this.
Rosie: Do you want me to leave Mr. Montana?
James: Just take a seat sweetie.
Rosie sits in the corner in the couch that is sat there.
Titus: I don't need an assistant. I've managed long enough without one.
James: She's good, really good. She's a huge fan of your work and she'll make sure everything is as it should be. She's what you need to ensure your legacy is cemented. Just give her a chance.
Titus: Fine! If it gets you off my back then it can't harm to give it a go.
James: I was hoping you would say that. Rosie, come here and tell him what you've got.
Rosie stands up and picks up a remote off Montana's desk. She presses it and the lights cut off. Then a screen drops down behind the desk and a projector switches on.
Rosie: Do you know of TMZ?
Titus: Of course I do! They're the website that follow me around all the bloody time.
Rosie clicks on the remote to reveal:
Rosie: For 20 years the Titus Mile Zone have been the biggest Titus Avison fan club. They followed you when you were in Coronation Avenue all up to your WZCW debut and beyond.
Titus: Not these guys! Fans hate me.
Rosie: Wrestling fans hate you but who wants big fat guys with neck beards following you around?
Titus: Well they do smell awful!
Rosie: TMZ have strict rules. To be in TMZ you must be as Mr. Avison is and...
Titus: Please, my friends call me Titus.
Rosie: Okay Titus.
Titus: You, however, can call me Mr. Avison.
Rosie looks dejected at this but puts on a fake smile.
Rosie: You must be as Mr. Avison is and be attractive. TMZ can't be lowering the great reputation of the man they tell legends about.
Titus leans over the desk and whispers to Montana.
Titus: She's good.
James: Told ya!
Rosie: So you need to embrace TMZ and with my help we'll ensure that your WZCW appearances are as you so desire.
Rosie presses the remote and the room returns back to normal.
Titus: I like it. So we done?
James shakes his head as if to say no.
James: You know what we need? A chant! When was the last time there was a Titus chant? How about Titus is Tremendous. We could abbreviate to match your finishing TIT! TIT! TIT!
Titus: We can't chant TIT!
James: Why not?
Rosie: It's a bird. We can't chant the name of bird.
Titus: I was more thinking breasts but you know.
Rosie goes red at that.
James: So remember, I saw A Vision and that was Avison.
Titus: That was horrendous, never say that again.
James: Now get the hell outta here.
Titus stands, shakes the hand of James and leaves with Rosie.
Rosie: So how are you going to beat Beard?
Titus: With a Tit drop.
Fade to black.