Are You The Perfect Man?

[Lil Wes]

Damn rep system

 

[Meilichia]

How on earth was this NOT suppose to get turned into a Will/Becca love thread, when for the past two pages I've read nothing but Jake/Danielle love/hate fest?

He started it, not me.

Also, Danielle, for what its worth.. Jake has likely red repped everyone at one point or another. Once upon a time, he had a game with it. Also, that list doesn't even describe me.. I'll run it down in a moment.

He shouldn't have done it to me, I'm special

 

[TheOneBigWill]

The perfect man must be:

Must be?

* 5'11

6'0-6'1 (never kept a clear track of it)

* Good Looking

I'd like to think so. My e-mail address thinks I am.

* 12.5 Stone

I can't be bothered to redo this into LBS. I'm 190lbs..

* Earn more than £30,000 a year

If I got this money thing down, that'd be about $60,000 a year - American. So, with how much money I pull down in a year's time.. that'd roughly leave me off the mark by about.. ohhh.. $80,000

* Blue Eyes

Brown mainly, with hints of green.

* Dark Brown, Short Hair

Dark brown, Long Hair.

* Medium Build

I'd say so. I got this one, at least.

* BA Degree

Never went to college, so I don't have a degree.

* Never Been Married

Eh.. failed that one.

* No Kids

Mine could be the exception, I swear you'd fall in love with her upon meeting her. Unless she's having a bad day..

* Three Previous Serious Relationships

1 marriage, 1 engagement, 1 "non-titled" 'thing?' = does that count?

* Clean-Shaven

Not currently.

* Drives A Silver Mercedes

I own & drive a Silver Chevy Monte' Carlo.. its a lot better looking, in my opinion.

* Enjoys Going To The Cinema

I love movies. Jake has a point though, they're getting way to expensive. Its almost to the point of paying the same amount for two people to see a movie, as it would cost to just buy it later in life.

* Likes Eating Out

McDonald's is like my second home.

* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners

3.. 2 that went for a while, 1 that was a first-timer/one-timer. (didn't want, or mean for it to be though)

* Owns A £300,000 Home

I'm not rich enough to own.. yet.

* Doesn't Smoke

I don't smoke, but don't mind people who do. I've been in love with a smoker before. Albeit, I would likely say if you don't smoke, it'd be more suitable.. however, if you do, I won't hold it against you.

* Dislikes Football

Depends on what "version" you're refering to. I never got into the English version thats more like "soccer." But I love American "Football."

* Likes Pets

I have a cat. He's awesome, he's like a best friend. I'm not exactly a dog person. I've had dogs before.. but I'm more of a cat person.

 

[Meilichia]

I have a cat. He's awesome, he's like a best friend. I'm not exactly a dog person. I've had dogs before.. but I'm more of a cat person.

Cats are far better than dogs, i love my kitty to bits... I think someone should do a cats vs dogs poll

 

[TheOneBigWill]

Cats are far better than dogs, i love my kitty to bits... I think someone should do a cats vs dogs poll

Just because Jake was being mean to you, & Wes will randomly call me a cockblocker.. your thread has been made.

 

[Meilichia]

Just because Jake was being mean to you, & Wes will randomly call me a cockblocker.. your thread has been made.

Yey, thank you Will

 

[HBK-aholic]

Not to be turned into a Will loves Becca thread.​

Thanks for letting us know

* 5'11

Round about that.

* Good Looking

Definately

* 12.5 Stone

Meh I don't understand weight.

* Earn more than £30,000 a year

Well I aren't a gold digger lol

* Blue Eyes

Hmm aren't too bothered, as long as they're nice.

* Dark Brown, Short Hair

MUST: Long

* Medium Build

Ya I suppose

* BA Degree

Me I'm smart enough for the two of us

* Never Been Married

LOL

* No Kids

I love kids that aren't mine

* Three Previous Serious Relationships

No more, aren't too fussed about less

* Clean-Shaven

Hmm usually but some people can pull of facial hair.

* Drives A Silver Mercedes

Hell yea lol

* Enjoys Going To The Cinema

Yeahh

* Likes Eating Out

HAHA

* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners

Way fewer!

* Owns A £300,000 Home

I wish lol

* Doesn't Smoke

DEFINATELY, I hate it.

* Dislikes Football

I LOVE football! Or soccer for the Americans..

* Likes Pets

Does he have to?

 

[Melon Farmer]

The perfect man must be:

* 5'11 -> I am.
* Good Looking -> I hope I am.
* 12.5 Stone -> No clue what that is.
* Earn more than £30,000 a year -> Not me.
* Blue Eyes -> nope.
* Dark Brown, Short Hair -> Yes and yes.
* Medium Build -> Lol, nope.
* BA Degree -> No.
* Never Been Married -> I have never been married.
* No Kids -> I have no kids.
* Three Previous Serious Relationships -> Not me.
* Clean-Shaven -> Yup.
* Drives A Silver Mercedes -> Nope.
* Enjoys Going To The Cinema -> Movies are fun.
* Likes Eating Out -> I do.
* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners -> Do none count?
* Owns A £300,000 Home -> Nope.
* Doesn't Smoke -> I don't.
* Dislikes Football -> I do!
* Likes Pets -> I love pets!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

The perfect man must be:

* 5'11 -> Shorter

* Good Looking -> damn right

* 12.5 Stone -> que??? I would imagine im heavier tho..

* Earn more than £30,000 a year -> damn right
* Blue Eyes -> they change colors. be glad if they are blue for you...

* Dark Brown, Short Hair -> blonde, and yes

* Medium Build -> wha??? whats wrong with rather large build lol

* BA Degree -> In whipping ass...

* Never Been Married -> HELL no lol

* No Kids -> got no youngins

* Three Previous Serious Relationships -> yeup, 3 exactly actually.

* Clean-Shaven -> when I shave I am...

* Drives A Silver Mercedes -> Nah...but its a 28,000$ car....

* Enjoys Going To The Cinema -> yea all the time, unless its a shit movie..

* Likes Eating Out -> Yea, but im on a pretty strict diet, so only two nights a week...

* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners -> Um...no...HELL no...I destroyed this one...how bout 6 last year??? lol

* Owns A £300,000 Home -> nah...I move too much to buy...

* Doesn't Smoke -> Of course not. filthy nasty...

* Dislikes Football -> uuuum NO...LOVE FOOTBALL..passionately....

* Likes Pets -> got two dogs and a ferret...sucka...
wow im not a very good man at all haha

 

[RVDgurl]

* 5'11 - good height
* Good Looking - of course
* 12.5 Stone - what does that translate to in pounds??
* Earn more than £30,000 a year - would be nice, but not necessary
* Blue Eyes - acceptable, but I prefer brown
* Dark Brown, Short Hair - I will alway give a second look to a boy with long dark hair
* Medium Build - perfect
* BA Degree - preferable, but again, not necessary
* Never Been Married - very good
* No Kids - even better
* Three Previous Serious Relationships - that boy needs at least one
* Clean-Shaven - eh, I prefer some scruff
* Drives A Silver Mercedes - I'm not huge on Mercedes
* Enjoys Going To The Cinema - movies are fun
* Likes Eating Out - that's fun too
* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners - eh, depends on how old he is
* Owns A £300,000 Home - not necessary
* Doesn't Smoke - an absolute must. I will not date a guy that smokes.
* Dislikes Football - boo! He should at least be willing to watch football with me
* Likes Pets - he better be nice to my cats

 

[Derf]

5'11 - I'm about that, little taller
* Good Looking - In some eyes, not my own..
* 12.5 Stone - 180 pounds. Figure it out.
* Earn more than £30,000 a year - In Canadian? Again? I barely make anything anyways...
* Blue Eyes - Mine are greenish
* Dark Brown, Short Hair - Although I got this one, my hair is still Blah
* Medium Build - I'm tall, slanky, and I got a gut. Oh, and I got back, baby!
* BA Degree - Psh, Nope
* Never Been Married - Nope
* No Kids - Not for another two months anyways
* Three Previous Serious Relationships - I gots one so far...
* Clean-Shaven - I can go clean shaven at any time.
* Drives A Silver Mercedes - I drive a silver... Bicycle...
* Enjoys Going To The Cinema - Sure why not?
* Likes Eating Out - I enjoy this in both sences.
* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners - I got 6 on the dot, but two don't count.
* Owns A £300,000 Home - I don't own a home. I rent a shitty apartment.
* Doesn't Smoke - I got this down, smoking is somthing I will NEVER try.
* Dislikes Football - I'm not the biggest fan, but Football (American) is somthing I'll watch.
* Likes Pets - I love pets, grew up on a farm, I've owned every animal you can name but a cow.

Is Funny and personality not factors? Wow, whoever wrote this must have been some hell of a shallowass lol

 

[BooCocky]

The perfect man must be:

* 5'11

That's my height

* Good Looking

I am ugly

* 12.5 Stone

that is like 79. something Kiliograms isnt it?

* Earn more than £30,000 a year

LAWLZ... I think that is like 43,000+ in American money.. Not sure though

* Blue Eyes

My eyes change colors

* Dark Brown, Short Hair

I got like dirty blond hair

* Medium Build

I am fat

* BA Degree

I dont even have an associates, yet

* Never Been Married
* No Kids

Not married nor do i have a kid, nor do i have kids

* Three Previous Serious Relationships

I never had one

* Clean-Shaven

When i wanna be..

* Drives A Silver Mercedes

I dont drive

* Enjoys Going To The Cinema

Yay

* Likes Eating Out

sure

* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners

Yep

* Owns A £300,000 Home

About that?

* Doesn't Smoke

Yay..

* Dislikes Football

Which football, Soccer or American football?

* Likes Pets

Love pets

 

[Gus]

* 5'11 -> I am somewhere between 5'9 and 6'.
* Good Looking -> uh, maybe.
* 12.5 Stone -> a little heavier.
* Earn more than £30,000 a year -> Im only 16.
* Blue Eyes -> no.
* Dark Brown, Short Hair -> yes, and sometimes.
* Medium Build -> i dont know...
* BA Degree -> No.
* Never Been Married -> I have never been married.
* No Kids -> I have no kids.
* Three Previous Serious Relationships -> 1 plus Heidi.
* Clean-Shaven -> Yup.
* Drives A Silver Mercedes -> I drive a silver Ford.
* Enjoys Going To The Cinema -> If its a good movie i dont mind.
* Likes Eating Out -> yep.
* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners -> ...
* Owns A £300,000 Home -> No, but my landlord does i think
* Doesn't Smoke -> I don't.
* Dislikes Football -> I do, but I have a favorite team
* Likes Pets -> I have 4 dogs, 6 cats, a turtle

 

[Lil Wes]

* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners -> ...

Jesus, Gus, don't lie.

 

[Gus]

*No comment* LOL

 

[Freedom 35]

5'11 - 5'10 stll growing though
* Good Looking - pretty good
* 12.5 Stone - maybe
* Earn more than £30,000 a year -I work at Red Lobster fuck that
* Blue Eyes - chea
* Dark Brown, Short Hair - sometimes short dirty blonde though
* Medium Build - solid
* BA Degree - high school still
* Never Been Married - Nope
* No Kids - naw
* Three Previous Serious Relationships - serious? naw
* Clean-Shaven - currently yes
* Drives A Silver Mercedes - Blue Ford Focus
* Enjoys Going To The Cinema - yazer
* Likes Eating Out - depends
* Fewer Than 6 Sexual Partners -yes
* Owns A £300,000 Home - still livin at home
* Doesn't Smoke - weed occasionally not much though cant with baseball
* Dislikes Football - love it Bears are gods
* Likes Pets - dogs not cats have none though