Apathetic and Melancholy

[klunderbunker]

I thought you'd never ask.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

All you had to do was offer.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

You refer to me as a pinata, I hand you a stick, what more do I have to do?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Stuff yourself.

With candy of course.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

It's 8 days after Easter. Don't you think I've been doing that for a week now?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

So, you're pretty much perfect?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

The day after every Easter, Halloween and Valentine's Day I go to the store and buy about 40 dollars worth of candy. Bags go for about 20 cents each, so I'm good for 4 months on chocolate.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

You're like a stuffed animal. Except you're human. And it's with candy.

We could snuggle.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

Rawr, sold.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I'm broke, so it'll have to be free. You mind?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

Like I'd charge you.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Like I'd charge you.

Cheap eh?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

Thrifty. And I'd hope I wouldn't be charged either.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Thrifty. And I'd hope I wouldn't be charged either.

Pssh. Me? Charge? You? I'll have to charge you for suggesting such a thing.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

How about i just hand you one of my bank cards and tell you to go spend?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I'd buy you pretty things.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

I can do that on my own. I'd want you to get yourself things that you wanted.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

But...that's like stealing.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

No that's called having friends that are rich.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

So you can steal their money?!

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

Is it stealing when I hand it to you?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

It's stealing with permission. Also making you a culprit.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Well, this thread is no longer based on its original intent. Creative name change in order?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Well, this thread is no longer based on its original intent. Creative name change in order?

Hmm. Sowwie. =( You feel any better?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

But if I'm giving it away, how is that stealing? You would have my permission.