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All-Stars II: Mr. Morality & Ryder Strong vs. Dance Party '95
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supermod!
HE'S LOOKIN GOOD! HIS NAME IS JARED! HIS NAME IS JARED AND HE LIKES TO EAT EM SAMMICHES!
The all too familiar face of Jared comes strolling down on the TV. The camera pans back to reveal Benjamin Meldon the long time disciple of Mr. Morality looking through an electric store window.
Meldon: I despise those commercials, subway is an immoral company. Mr. Morality once told me of a story by a friend of his named FuryOf5 and how his Grandpa invented subway. So what happened? Someone stole the idea and didn't give any credit. That's not good, it's disgraceful.
The anger in Meldon's voice cuts through the air as the camera changes angle. This time it is directly in Meldon's face, as if the camera in the TV. In the background you can see a Subway sandwich shop. Out of the door is an all too familiar man eating a huge 12 inch foot long. It's Mr. Morality who quickly notes Meldon. He throws the sandwich in the trash can and fixes up his tie as he crosses the road to see his right hand man.
Mr. Morality: Just what in tarnation do you think you are doing?
Meldon jumps in shock at the shame of being caught out.
Meldon: I...it's for erm research?
Mr. Morality: You know that box saps your soul.
Meldon: Even if it's educational?
Mr. Morality: All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? Anyway it's research time, lets go.
The scene shifts to the two Morality Minders sat on a bus, they are the only people on it aside from the driver. Meldon has earphones in and starts singing.
Meldon: Don't stop movin' baby...ooh that booty...
Drive me crazy
Mr. Morality: Wiggle, wiggle!
Meldon takes the earphones out.
Meldon: Sorry I didn't catch what you said.
Mr. Morality: I said that's immoral.
Meldon: It's for research, how else are we going to know about 1995?
Mr. Morality: Look into Joseph Rotblat who won the nobel peace prize for his quest to rid the world of nuclear devices. That's more satisfying than the Outhere Brothers. Time to get off.
Another shift of scene sees the two men outside of a building.
Meldon: All I'm saying is that I should do research for once.
Mr. Morality: All I am saying is once you start an organisation for the greater good then you can, at the moment you can't. It's for your own good. I will do the research on what the world of Ryder Strong would entail whilst you wait outside.
Meldon: You need a chaperone.
Just then a woman resembling Stacey Madison comes into view.
Mr. Morality: Ah mon chéri, comment allez-vous?
M: Avez-vous toujours pas débarrassé de lui?
Mr. Morality: Il a ses usages. Donc, allez-vous me montrer un bon moment?
M: Le meilleur moment*!
Morality and M giggle as they enter the building. The camera pans back to reveal a sign 'The Bada Bing!'
Meldon: He does us proud.
Fade to black.
The all too familiar face of Jared comes strolling down on the TV. The camera pans back to reveal Benjamin Meldon the long time disciple of Mr. Morality looking through an electric store window.
Meldon: I despise those commercials, subway is an immoral company. Mr. Morality once told me of a story by a friend of his named FuryOf5 and how his Grandpa invented subway. So what happened? Someone stole the idea and didn't give any credit. That's not good, it's disgraceful.
The anger in Meldon's voice cuts through the air as the camera changes angle. This time it is directly in Meldon's face, as if the camera in the TV. In the background you can see a Subway sandwich shop. Out of the door is an all too familiar man eating a huge 12 inch foot long. It's Mr. Morality who quickly notes Meldon. He throws the sandwich in the trash can and fixes up his tie as he crosses the road to see his right hand man.
Mr. Morality: Just what in tarnation do you think you are doing?
Meldon jumps in shock at the shame of being caught out.
Meldon: I...it's for erm research?
Mr. Morality: You know that box saps your soul.
Meldon: Even if it's educational?
Mr. Morality: All television is educational television. The question is: what is it teaching? Anyway it's research time, lets go.
The scene shifts to the two Morality Minders sat on a bus, they are the only people on it aside from the driver. Meldon has earphones in and starts singing.
Meldon: Don't stop movin' baby...ooh that booty...
Drive me crazy
Mr. Morality: Wiggle, wiggle!
Meldon takes the earphones out.
Meldon: Sorry I didn't catch what you said.
Mr. Morality: I said that's immoral.
Meldon: It's for research, how else are we going to know about 1995?
Mr. Morality: Look into Joseph Rotblat who won the nobel peace prize for his quest to rid the world of nuclear devices. That's more satisfying than the Outhere Brothers. Time to get off.
Another shift of scene sees the two men outside of a building.
Meldon: All I'm saying is that I should do research for once.
Mr. Morality: All I am saying is once you start an organisation for the greater good then you can, at the moment you can't. It's for your own good. I will do the research on what the world of Ryder Strong would entail whilst you wait outside.
Meldon: You need a chaperone.
Just then a woman resembling Stacey Madison comes into view.
Mr. Morality: Ah mon chéri, comment allez-vous?
M: Avez-vous toujours pas débarrassé de lui?
Mr. Morality: Il a ses usages. Donc, allez-vous me montrer un bon moment?
M: Le meilleur moment*!
Morality and M giggle as they enter the building. The camera pans back to reveal a sign 'The Bada Bing!'
Meldon: He does us proud.
Fade to black.
High above the planet Earth, on the intergalactic spaceship Starship Funk, reside two best friends. These friends, bound together by a lifetime of shared experiences and the power of dance, are glorious protectors of the galaxy. With their strength, speed, and rippling muscles, as well as their flashy footwork, they travel the cosmos in search of planets to protect and nurture in whatever way they can.
They are Sin Cobra - The masked marvel from Planet Botch, known for his acrobatics and the passion in his soul - and AKIMan - The intergalactic protector known for his rock-hard body, his unwavering courage, and his stoic resolve in the face of certain death. Together they break it down, fight crime, dance the night away, and take on the forces of evil!
Sin Cobra: Greetings, Dance Partiers! Sin Cobra here! Welcome aboard the intergalactic spaceship Starship Funk! Today, AKIMan and myself are practicing our newest moves in preparation for our match at WCW Thunder-
AKIMan: WZCW All-Stars.
Sin Cobra: As I said, WZCW All-Stars! AKIMan, my good friend, I don't think you're moving your hips enough. Hip harder!
AKIMan: I am hipping as hard as I can! Perhaps I should also hop?
Sin Cobra: A fine deduction, AKIMan! Try to hip as much as you hop!
AKIMan: So you wish me to hip-hop?
Sin Cobra: As though your life depended on it!
AKIMan nods in agreement, and begins to hip to the hop and hop to the hip. Sin Cobra presses a button on the dashboard.
The windshield wipers engage.
Sin Cobra: That wasn't it. Curses and drat.
He presses another button. In the distance, a toilet flushes.
Sin Cobra: Confound it! One of my enemies who I am facing at WWF Bash At The Beach must have done this. How can I fly my ship and show up to my match if my ship has been tampered with?!
Calmly, AKIMan ceases hip-hopping and walks over to the dashboard. He presses a button, causing a screen to display the faces of Mr. Morality and Ryder Strong. Sin Cobra salutes his good friend.
Sin Cobra: AKIMan, my good and faithful friend! Thank you very much! Your tenacity and intelligence in this time of struggle will not go unrewarded. Have a medal.
He reaches into his pants pocket and withdraws a cardboard cutout of a pizza. He hands it to AKIMan, who salutes and resumes practicing his dance moves.
Sin Cobra: Now, looking at my opponents, I can use the process of elimination to decide that the man in the tie must have been the one to sabotage our spaceship! I say this with utmost certainty, being as our other opponent is none other than popular American actor Will Smith!
AKIMan: Will Smith happens to be one of my favorite actors. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is my favorite show currently running.
Sin Cobra: Indeed, AKIMan! He is one of my favorites as well! Or, as he would say, he is "fresh" "funky" and "outta sight"!
Sin Cobra does a complicated shimmy and shake.
Sin Cobra: Clearly, as huge fans of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will Smith would have no quarrel with us. I love to "get jiggy with it"! This leaves, through logical deduction and the process of elimination, the man who must have sabotaged our ship!
He points dramatically at the man in the tie.
Sin Cobra: Mr. Moratorium!
AKIMan: Morality.
Sin Cobra: Mr. Morkinshire!
AKIMan: Morality.
Sin Cobra: Mr. Morsterbati-
AKIMan: Sin Cobra! I have terrible news!
His interruption causes Sin Cobra to twirl around, presumably staring at AKIMan in concern under his mask.
Sin Cobra: Speak, AKIMan! Speak!
AKIMan: I regret to inform you that the man teaming with Mr. Morality is not, in fact, our favorite actor Will Smith.
Sin Cobra presumably looks heartbroken under his mask.
Sin Cobra: It's not? Tell me, AKIMan, who is it?
AKIMan: It is none other than a man known as Ryder Strong. Will Smith will not be at All-Stars, Sin Cobra. I'm sorry.
Sin Cobra trembles with righteous fury. He turns away from his friend in an attempt to hold himself together. When he speaks, his voice is choked with tears.
Sin Cobra: Only one thing would have prevented Will Smith from being our opponent, and it would have been death!
He spins around and points at AKIMan.
Sin Cobra: AKIMAN! We must make sure that Will Smith's murder at the hands of this "Ryder Strong" fellow was not in vain! Swear to me, AKIMan! Tell me you will join me in my quest for vengeance!
AKIMan lays a strong hand on Sin Cobra's shoulder.
AKIMan: Sin Cobra, you know I will join you on your quest. For we are brothers-in-arms, true friends until the end. For the good of our computer, and in the memory of Will Smith, we will be victorious.
Sin Cobra: Thank you, AKIMan, my good and faithful friend.
He turns to the console.
Sin Cobra: Now, we must set course for the site of our climactic showdown! AKIMan! Set coordinates for the Tokyo Dome!
The two men high five and press large red buttons marked "GO" on the dashboard. Immediately, the ship starts plummeting toward Japan.
Sin Cobra: And now, AKIMan, you know what our trip needs?
AKIMan: Yes, Sin Cobra, I do. Music!
The two friends break it down to the smooth sounds of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme.
The ship is hurtling towards Japan at one million miles an hour! With justice in their eyes and fire in their hearts, Dance Party '95 is ready to take on the team of Mr. Morality and Ryder Strong! Will they be successful? Who knows?! Find out next time on WZCW All-Stars!
They are Sin Cobra - The masked marvel from Planet Botch, known for his acrobatics and the passion in his soul - and AKIMan - The intergalactic protector known for his rock-hard body, his unwavering courage, and his stoic resolve in the face of certain death. Together they break it down, fight crime, dance the night away, and take on the forces of evil!
They are freedom!
They are justice!
They are...
DANCE-PARTY-'95!
They are justice!
They are...
DANCE-PARTY-'95!
Sin Cobra: Greetings, Dance Partiers! Sin Cobra here! Welcome aboard the intergalactic spaceship Starship Funk! Today, AKIMan and myself are practicing our newest moves in preparation for our match at WCW Thunder-
AKIMan: WZCW All-Stars.
Sin Cobra: As I said, WZCW All-Stars! AKIMan, my good friend, I don't think you're moving your hips enough. Hip harder!
AKIMan: I am hipping as hard as I can! Perhaps I should also hop?
Sin Cobra: A fine deduction, AKIMan! Try to hip as much as you hop!
AKIMan: So you wish me to hip-hop?
Sin Cobra: As though your life depended on it!
AKIMan nods in agreement, and begins to hip to the hop and hop to the hip. Sin Cobra presses a button on the dashboard.
The windshield wipers engage.
Sin Cobra: That wasn't it. Curses and drat.
He presses another button. In the distance, a toilet flushes.
Sin Cobra: Confound it! One of my enemies who I am facing at WWF Bash At The Beach must have done this. How can I fly my ship and show up to my match if my ship has been tampered with?!
Calmly, AKIMan ceases hip-hopping and walks over to the dashboard. He presses a button, causing a screen to display the faces of Mr. Morality and Ryder Strong. Sin Cobra salutes his good friend.
Sin Cobra: AKIMan, my good and faithful friend! Thank you very much! Your tenacity and intelligence in this time of struggle will not go unrewarded. Have a medal.
He reaches into his pants pocket and withdraws a cardboard cutout of a pizza. He hands it to AKIMan, who salutes and resumes practicing his dance moves.
Sin Cobra: Now, looking at my opponents, I can use the process of elimination to decide that the man in the tie must have been the one to sabotage our spaceship! I say this with utmost certainty, being as our other opponent is none other than popular American actor Will Smith!
AKIMan: Will Smith happens to be one of my favorite actors. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air is my favorite show currently running.
Sin Cobra: Indeed, AKIMan! He is one of my favorites as well! Or, as he would say, he is "fresh" "funky" and "outta sight"!
Sin Cobra does a complicated shimmy and shake.
Sin Cobra: Clearly, as huge fans of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Will Smith would have no quarrel with us. I love to "get jiggy with it"! This leaves, through logical deduction and the process of elimination, the man who must have sabotaged our ship!
He points dramatically at the man in the tie.
Sin Cobra: Mr. Moratorium!
AKIMan: Morality.
Sin Cobra: Mr. Morkinshire!
AKIMan: Morality.
Sin Cobra: Mr. Morsterbati-
AKIMan: Sin Cobra! I have terrible news!
His interruption causes Sin Cobra to twirl around, presumably staring at AKIMan in concern under his mask.
Sin Cobra: Speak, AKIMan! Speak!
AKIMan: I regret to inform you that the man teaming with Mr. Morality is not, in fact, our favorite actor Will Smith.
Sin Cobra presumably looks heartbroken under his mask.
Sin Cobra: It's not? Tell me, AKIMan, who is it?
AKIMan: It is none other than a man known as Ryder Strong. Will Smith will not be at All-Stars, Sin Cobra. I'm sorry.
Sin Cobra trembles with righteous fury. He turns away from his friend in an attempt to hold himself together. When he speaks, his voice is choked with tears.
Sin Cobra: Only one thing would have prevented Will Smith from being our opponent, and it would have been death!
He spins around and points at AKIMan.
Sin Cobra: AKIMAN! We must make sure that Will Smith's murder at the hands of this "Ryder Strong" fellow was not in vain! Swear to me, AKIMan! Tell me you will join me in my quest for vengeance!
AKIMan lays a strong hand on Sin Cobra's shoulder.
AKIMan: Sin Cobra, you know I will join you on your quest. For we are brothers-in-arms, true friends until the end. For the good of our computer, and in the memory of Will Smith, we will be victorious.
Sin Cobra: Thank you, AKIMan, my good and faithful friend.
He turns to the console.
Sin Cobra: Now, we must set course for the site of our climactic showdown! AKIMan! Set coordinates for the Tokyo Dome!
The two men high five and press large red buttons marked "GO" on the dashboard. Immediately, the ship starts plummeting toward Japan.
Sin Cobra: And now, AKIMan, you know what our trip needs?
AKIMan: Yes, Sin Cobra, I do. Music!
The two friends break it down to the smooth sounds of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme.
The ship is hurtling towards Japan at one million miles an hour! With justice in their eyes and fire in their hearts, Dance Party '95 is ready to take on the team of Mr. Morality and Ryder Strong! Will they be successful? Who knows?! Find out next time on WZCW All-Stars!
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