Al Queda Attack Obama: Dumbasses

[Uncle Sam]

The deputy head of Al Queda recorded a video slagging off Obama, calling him a "house negro" etc. etc.

Is this guy a fucking ******? He could have done much more damage (as opposed to probably making Obama more popular) if he just said something like this:

"Obama? Yeah, good guy. I used to talk to him at the mosque. He's the right guy to lead America in my honest opinion."

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nobody wants to touch this, huh? Is it because I'm offering advice to a terrorist organisation or just because you don't like me?

 

[SilentMassacre]

The deputy head of Al Queda recorded a video slagging off Obama, calling him a "house negro" etc. etc.

Is this guy a fucking ******? He could have done much more damage (as opposed to probably making Obama more popular) if he just said something like this:

"Obama? Yeah, good guy. I used to talk to him at the mosque. He's the right guy to lead America in my honest opinion."

That made me laugh, that would have so fucked Obama up. Headline news that would have been. Hahaha. Hilarious.

 

[CCS]

I'm glad they dont like him. That gives me faith that he isnt a muslim. WOO-HOO!!!

 

[The Undercover Man]

True, although terrorists are essentially ******s hence the "making Obama more popular" image

 

[OIL]

Obama FTW

 

[klunderbunker]

Nothing like Al Quesadilla to be on time. It's only been two and a half weeks.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If Obama came out tomorrow and said he was a Muslim, my official response would be this:

"Pfft. Give a shit."

 

[SilentMassacre]

I voted Obama.

 

[Shocky]

That shows how out of touch AlQaeda is. He's liked more outside of the United States then he is liked in the USA.

 

[Uncle Sam]

What was the percentage of his vote?

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I'm glad they dont like him. That gives me faith that he isnt a muslim. WOO-HOO!!!

Excuseeee me?

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Harthan]

I'm glad they dont like him. That gives me faith that he isnt a muslim. WOO-HOO!!!

Oh, no, it's just a mass conspiracy to make you believe he's not a Muslim, so when he gets inaugurated he can reveal his master plot to sell the USA to Al-Qaeda and take away all our pigs.

 

[Shocky]

What was the percentage of his vote?

The popular vote was 52% to 48%.

 

[CCS]

I'm slowly starting to like Obama. That cant be good.

 

[Shocky]

well regardless of liking him or not, he's going to be our leader, so until he screws up, he should be given the benefit of the doubt.

 

[Uncle Sam]

"People of America, allow me to assure you... I am not a member of the Muslim faith. I'm actually a Hindu."