Activiaaaaaaaaaa

[Steamboat Ricky]

That commercial is stuck in my head.

 

[The Doctor]

What the hell kind of woman says "I can't go swimming, I'm a little irregular today"?

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

 

[Dave]

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

A woman who doesn't want to leave floating Snickers bars in the pool.

 

[Dave]

Lawl.

 

[The Doctor]

No, she'd say "My stomach is upset" or if she were the crass type "I GOTTA SHIT"

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

Do you even understand what irregularity is?

 

[The Doctor]

Bowel movements that don't occur regularly.

 

[Steamboat Ricky]

You need some Activia then.