Aaron Hernandez Appears To Be In Big Trouble

[The Butcher]

What...

The Fuck?!?

You've got to admit, for a long time those stripes should've been black and white instead of orange and white.

Moron isnt really a strong enough word for the level of stupidity this involves. Im still searching for one.

I don't think there is one. A string of words like "stupid fucking wannabe thug loser" would probably work better, but still, probably not strong enough.

 

[The Butcher]

In a good move, the Pats are giving fans a chance to trade-in their Aaron Hernandez jerseys:

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story...iots-offering-aaron-hernandez-jersey-exchange

Small window, but it's a nice move either way.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

What? People don't want to be associated with a possible murderer?

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Reading about Hernandez's past I started to wonder where he was the night Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman were murdered.

 

[Fire Marshall Bill]

Reading about Hernandez's past I started to wonder where he was the night Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman were murdered.

The grassy knoll.

 

[The Butcher]

Turns out some key evidence may have been found at a "flop house" that is suspected to have been used by Hernandez and his cohorts. This case is looking increasingly less murky, and, while he's due his day in court, all signs that have been presented to the public are pointing to Hernandez being guilty as hell:

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9447468/cops-find-evidence-secret-aaron-hernandez-pad

 

[LSN80]

He's also being investigated for two murders in Boston at a nightclub in 2012. Things do not look good for Mr. Hernandez, as the police believe Odin Lloyds knowledge of them may have lead to his demise.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/27/aaron-hernandez-2012-murder-investigation_n_3510977.html


Hello motive, my old friend.

 

[The Butcher]

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story/_/id/9530307/aaron-hernandez-proclaims-innocence-letter-pen-pal

"Hmm... TMZ isn't social media. I wonder how much I can get for this." -Aaron Hernandez's pen pal.