A Special Level of Hell...

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

On the way home from the movies last week, I was having a conversation with a friend of mine about all the people we hate most in life. We decided to make a list of all the people we would trap inside a special layer of hell, if by some stroke of miraculous fate, we were granted the divine ability to do so. Because we don't just want to kill them, we want them to suffer eternally with only the company of the others to survive on.

In the end we got back to the house and forgot all about it, until a Nickelback song popped up on shuffle in my iTunes (Chad Kroeger was the first person on our list). So I decided to start this thread, because you guys are way more evil than just me and my friend on our own (and you have relatively decent taste).

So how it works...
-One person nominates a person for eternal damnation
-Two others must "second" and "third" the nomination
-If somebody wants to try really hard to provide a case as to why the nominated person should be "saved", they'll have to get a second and third vote to back up their opinion.
-In that case it comes down to a vote, and whichever way it goes, that's the way it ends up.


I would like to start things out by nominating the first person on my original list: Chad Kroeger. For those of you not familiar with him, he is the frontman and lead singer of Nickelback. Do I have a second and third?

 

[Tiger Chaos Theory]

Second.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

So third.

 

[¡Roján!]

Twelve.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Killam, you will have a hard time finding anybody who would want to redeem that tool bag.

Now, I'd like to nominate anybody who uses the phrase "This is how I would of (which I can only guess means "would have") booked this angle." And, then continues to write out the most contrived drivel ever commited to a computer screen.....

Or, if it's simpler, I'll go with the man who created global warming. What's his name, again? Al Gore?

 

[Harthan]

Or, if it's simpler, I'll go with the man who created global warming. What's his name, again? Al Gore?

You're just trolling, right? I have to assume that, for my own sanity.

 

[¡Roján!]

Fifty-four.

 

[The Dewbliners]

You're just trolling, right? I have to assume that, for my own sanity.

Clearly, I was just kidding. No hell for Gore. He gave us the internet, after all.

My real nomination is just about every. single. customer I have. Hate those motherfuckers....

 

[¡Roján!]

Sixty-nine.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

OFFICIAL LIST OF THE DOOMED
-Chad Kroeger (1/31/12)

Looks like we officially have our first prisoner!

Anyone have an "serious" nominations? I mean, I guess "all of BuffyFan's costumers" could be nominated...seems a bit extreme though. Some of them are probably halfway decent human beings. Think of it this way, next time you're working: at least they're not a long line of Chad Kroegers!

If nobody else has a suggestion, I'd like to throw out Paul Rudd for consideration.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

I have one, Rob Zombie.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

I have one, Rob Zombie.

I don't really hate him all that much. I mean... maybe it's just that I have rarely, if ever come into contact with his influences, but I just don't have the same instilled hatred as I do for Paul Rudd or Chad Kroeger.

Besides, I've already had this conversation before. You can't kill Rob Zombie. He's already dead...

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Son of a biscuit!


What about Shia Lebouef?

 

[¡Roján!]

Mike Killam.

 

[Bernkastel]

Lulz Nickelback... seeing this video always makes me tear up with amusement

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[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

In the end we got back to the house and forgot all about it, until a Nickelback song popped up on shuffle in my iTunes

Mike Killam.

He already posts here.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

This how you remind me.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

What about Shia Lebouef?

He really hasn't been terrible in anything he's been in... He gets a bad rep for things like Transformers 2, but he's actually a perfectly adequate actor. Also, Even Stevens was fucking great.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

That was the only thing I found him great in, Even Stevens.




What about blacks?

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Michael Cole

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Clearly, I was just kidding. No hell for Gore. He gave us the internet, after all.

My real nomination is just about every. single. customer I have. Hate those motherfuckers....

Yeh I'll second that. Douchey customers in general rather than all of them though. There was a guy yesterday mouthing off about our lack of PC monitors and acting like it was the biggest slight against him in the world. Wanted to tell him to fuck off to PC World but instead just apologetically shrugged then went to play with a camera I'm going to buy.

 

[Jane]

It seems like everybody hates on Chad Kroeger and Nickleback, but they don't really know why.

 

[Daniel]

Michael Cole

I would second if his constant criticism of Daniel Bryan was down to him. But it's Vince McMahon who does that, and I ain't sending VKM to hell.

 

[The 1-2-3 Killam]

It seems like everybody hates on Chad Kroeger and Nickleback, but they don't really know why.

Their music is the same fucking song, over and over again. And if it's not, they've done it at least 10 times before... Chad Kroeger is a 37 year-old man who writes songs about fooling around with teenage girls, and it's fucking creepy! If I have to hear another song about him getting a blowjob, or getting pleasured by some ****, I'm going to throw up everywhere. EVERYWHERE.

As Echelon's video demonstrated, even Nickelback fans hate Nickelback.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Second on Shia LeBeuf (sp?). Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull cemented his damnation.

I nominate Joe Theismann. I hate the way this guy used to call a football game. I can't explain why but he irritates the hell out of me.