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I was talking with one of my best friends last night and we were talking about The Undertaker and the proper way to send him off into the sunset which led us to a few ideas that we think would meet the criteria.
First things first, NO ONE BREAKS THE STREAK. That's a definite. We figured out that at Wrestlemania 28 The Undertaker will be going for 20-0, and came to the conclusion that, that should be his last dance on the grandest stage of them all, and the perfect place to end his career, perfect time, everything. We decided that no one should break the streak because it's something that will never be duplicated ever again, so why tarnish it at all. Let him win 20-0 and be done.
The next thing we thought was How do you do it properly to let people know it is the last time, and who does he go against in his last match? To be honest, I don't think it really matters who it is he faces in his last match, no matter what it's going to be a big deal when he is going for 20-0 and the buld up to it is going to be nerve racking as we wonder if this is actually going to be the year he loses. I think obvious candidates would be Randy Orton, Edge, John Cena, Chris Jericho, or even Triple H. Any of them would give him a great match and vice versa, but that isn't even the biggest part, it's the presentation.
For this last outing for The Undertaker we decided that for one last time they dial up Percy Pringle to reprise his role as Paul Bearer to come out during the entrance of The Undertaker just the same as he did back in the day. Not only that, in this last gala spectacle featuring The Undertaker we felt it would only be right to bring in the druids with the torches as well. The thing we thought was the most imperative though was that he come out this one last time as the original Undertaker. That's right, with the grey gloves and spats, tie,vest, and torn shirt, and the classic duster that he used to wear, not the leather he wears now. This would really be a big sign to all that not only is this The Undertaker FOR REAL, but it would be a very special way to show also that this is the last go.
We felt also that in the wake of his retirement the fans deserve a closer look at the man known as The Undertaker, Mark Callaway. We concluded that upon his retirement they make another Undertaker DVD. This however would be a REAL dvd where we got to see and hear from the man behind the character talking about his life, how he got into wrestling, the WWE, and then of course his career in the WWE. We were thinking something along the lines of the Bret Hart or Shawn Michaels DVD where you really got a closer look at the person not just the character. We figured a 5 or 6 disc DVD set would only be proper. 2 discs of documentary about him and his career, 2 discs of matches with commentary on them from The Undertaker, and 2 discs of old school promos and clips from his original Deadman days. I think the fans deserve it, and I think that Mark Callaway deserves that kind of recognition at the least.
Tell me what you think of all this, if you have any better ideas, and how you think a real Undertaker DVD and his send off should be done.
First things first, NO ONE BREAKS THE STREAK. That's a definite. We figured out that at Wrestlemania 28 The Undertaker will be going for 20-0, and came to the conclusion that, that should be his last dance on the grandest stage of them all, and the perfect place to end his career, perfect time, everything. We decided that no one should break the streak because it's something that will never be duplicated ever again, so why tarnish it at all. Let him win 20-0 and be done.
The next thing we thought was How do you do it properly to let people know it is the last time, and who does he go against in his last match? To be honest, I don't think it really matters who it is he faces in his last match, no matter what it's going to be a big deal when he is going for 20-0 and the buld up to it is going to be nerve racking as we wonder if this is actually going to be the year he loses. I think obvious candidates would be Randy Orton, Edge, John Cena, Chris Jericho, or even Triple H. Any of them would give him a great match and vice versa, but that isn't even the biggest part, it's the presentation.
For this last outing for The Undertaker we decided that for one last time they dial up Percy Pringle to reprise his role as Paul Bearer to come out during the entrance of The Undertaker just the same as he did back in the day. Not only that, in this last gala spectacle featuring The Undertaker we felt it would only be right to bring in the druids with the torches as well. The thing we thought was the most imperative though was that he come out this one last time as the original Undertaker. That's right, with the grey gloves and spats, tie,vest, and torn shirt, and the classic duster that he used to wear, not the leather he wears now. This would really be a big sign to all that not only is this The Undertaker FOR REAL, but it would be a very special way to show also that this is the last go.
We felt also that in the wake of his retirement the fans deserve a closer look at the man known as The Undertaker, Mark Callaway. We concluded that upon his retirement they make another Undertaker DVD. This however would be a REAL dvd where we got to see and hear from the man behind the character talking about his life, how he got into wrestling, the WWE, and then of course his career in the WWE. We were thinking something along the lines of the Bret Hart or Shawn Michaels DVD where you really got a closer look at the person not just the character. We figured a 5 or 6 disc DVD set would only be proper. 2 discs of documentary about him and his career, 2 discs of matches with commentary on them from The Undertaker, and 2 discs of old school promos and clips from his original Deadman days. I think the fans deserve it, and I think that Mark Callaway deserves that kind of recognition at the least.
Tell me what you think of all this, if you have any better ideas, and how you think a real Undertaker DVD and his send off should be done.