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Having been a massive fan of professional wrestling as a youngster and growing out of it when the drink & drugs phase kicked in, I recently found myself very nostalgic and excited to check out what had become of the old industry I used to be so happily obsessed with.
Bear in mind I had stopped watching around the time Vince McMahon bought all the competition and had started the whole Invasion angle. The last great moment I remember was Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko & Perry Saturn showing up on RAW and the last bad thing i remember was how spectacularly they flopped the rest of that angle - how amazing it could have been. The potential actual in ring war between the WWF/E, WCW and ECW was an epic fantasy for many, and when it actually had the chance to happen, they threw it all away for free and did it poorly, when it should have been one of the most spectacular Pay Per View events in history.
Anyway, I was disappointed, eventually stopped watching, and now 26 years old I've been catching up with the wrestling world again for the last couple months. Here are my thoughts, and sorry I didn't realise the post would already be this long:
- CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and a few others but mainly these two, are classic examples of what i reckon is the modern superstar. I vaguely remember the name CM Punk as an independant wrestler sort, and am shocked he's now one of the biggest stars. He is the sober Stone Cold Steve Austin and Ziggler is in that classic breed of Mr. Perfect, Jeff Jarrett and everything they wanted Billy Gunn to be. There are others that show potential like The Miz and Jack Swagger but I'm shocked to find they have apparently already held the top belts...
- I was instantly intrigued by the man in the mask, Cody Rhodes. Shame that didn't last longer because it really suited the character. He seems like the classic IC champion of the old days, that really good heel character who you know is on the cusp of greatness when his time comes. It shouldn't happen too soon as with a few others I mentioned
- I don't understand the hype around Zack Ryder. I get that he won some kind of Internet popularity contest, and he is clearly VERY popular, and I will even say that he can wrestle well from what I've seen. But the character is truly AWFUL. Two examples are his uncomfortable exchanges with Hugh Jackman and even on RAW with the Diva; the guy cant even speak properly. He's basically playing an airhead, the male blonde bimbo. I think it's stupid and embarrassing but for some reason, people seem to like it!
- John Cena, from what I understand, has been on top and so popular for so long that it's gone stale. He is quite bland, but he's capable of having great matches and his angle with Kane is interesting. I know he can't turn heel anytime soon but it will be GREAT when he does.
- Surprised to see Mark Henry at the top of his game, despite playing the same dull character he used to play back when I watched it. It seems a kind of forced effort, but the big men are generally entertaining these days... I've enjoyed Daniel Bryan's involvement and his matches with Big Show and Mark Henry. Bryan is another name I vaguely remember but I'm glad someone like him has become world champion. WHich brings me to my next point...
- This WWE/World title situation is confusing, and undermining to the championship. Which is the more prestigious? Why do we need two? I don't think it's necessary...
- The Tag Team division needs a lot of help. The TEAM essence is gone. We don't want singles wrestlers paired together, we need ACTUAL TAG TEAMS dedicated to their tag team titles. Remember Legion of Doom, Demolition, the Dudleys, the Hardyz? Good, solid teams. The Divas division is a waste of time. I skip right past it every time. Divas are nice to look at and to wrestle maybe occasionally but who really wants to see a whole division?
- I am shocked to see Kurt Angle, Ric Flair and others on TNA? What is that all about??
Anyway, just thought I'd put my thoughts down. Sorry if it's a bit long, cheers.
Bear in mind I had stopped watching around the time Vince McMahon bought all the competition and had started the whole Invasion angle. The last great moment I remember was Eddie Guerrero, Chris Benoit, Dean Malenko & Perry Saturn showing up on RAW and the last bad thing i remember was how spectacularly they flopped the rest of that angle - how amazing it could have been. The potential actual in ring war between the WWF/E, WCW and ECW was an epic fantasy for many, and when it actually had the chance to happen, they threw it all away for free and did it poorly, when it should have been one of the most spectacular Pay Per View events in history.
Anyway, I was disappointed, eventually stopped watching, and now 26 years old I've been catching up with the wrestling world again for the last couple months. Here are my thoughts, and sorry I didn't realise the post would already be this long:
- CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, and a few others but mainly these two, are classic examples of what i reckon is the modern superstar. I vaguely remember the name CM Punk as an independant wrestler sort, and am shocked he's now one of the biggest stars. He is the sober Stone Cold Steve Austin and Ziggler is in that classic breed of Mr. Perfect, Jeff Jarrett and everything they wanted Billy Gunn to be. There are others that show potential like The Miz and Jack Swagger but I'm shocked to find they have apparently already held the top belts...
- I was instantly intrigued by the man in the mask, Cody Rhodes. Shame that didn't last longer because it really suited the character. He seems like the classic IC champion of the old days, that really good heel character who you know is on the cusp of greatness when his time comes. It shouldn't happen too soon as with a few others I mentioned
- I don't understand the hype around Zack Ryder. I get that he won some kind of Internet popularity contest, and he is clearly VERY popular, and I will even say that he can wrestle well from what I've seen. But the character is truly AWFUL. Two examples are his uncomfortable exchanges with Hugh Jackman and even on RAW with the Diva; the guy cant even speak properly. He's basically playing an airhead, the male blonde bimbo. I think it's stupid and embarrassing but for some reason, people seem to like it!
- John Cena, from what I understand, has been on top and so popular for so long that it's gone stale. He is quite bland, but he's capable of having great matches and his angle with Kane is interesting. I know he can't turn heel anytime soon but it will be GREAT when he does.
- Surprised to see Mark Henry at the top of his game, despite playing the same dull character he used to play back when I watched it. It seems a kind of forced effort, but the big men are generally entertaining these days... I've enjoyed Daniel Bryan's involvement and his matches with Big Show and Mark Henry. Bryan is another name I vaguely remember but I'm glad someone like him has become world champion. WHich brings me to my next point...
- This WWE/World title situation is confusing, and undermining to the championship. Which is the more prestigious? Why do we need two? I don't think it's necessary...
- The Tag Team division needs a lot of help. The TEAM essence is gone. We don't want singles wrestlers paired together, we need ACTUAL TAG TEAMS dedicated to their tag team titles. Remember Legion of Doom, Demolition, the Dudleys, the Hardyz? Good, solid teams. The Divas division is a waste of time. I skip right past it every time. Divas are nice to look at and to wrestle maybe occasionally but who really wants to see a whole division?
- I am shocked to see Kurt Angle, Ric Flair and others on TNA? What is that all about??
Anyway, just thought I'd put my thoughts down. Sorry if it's a bit long, cheers.