A Brilliant New Study

[klunderbunker]

Says that middle school students that watch R-rated films begin drinking earlier than the legal age.

So in other words, doing one thing they're "not supposed to do" leads to another thing they're "not supposed to do"? This had money spent on it? Wow.

 

[Drunken Aviator]

Money well spent unlike that hooker I got

 

[gd]

Needs to taken into account confounding variables

 

[Via Armbar]

New studies show anal sex with random strangers may result in chlamydia or cabbage dick. It's a crazy unsafe world we live in guys.

 

[Барбоса]

This sounds like it belongs on the main sites' DID YOU KNOW column...

 

[ZeroVX]

You'd think a study would pop up concerning how much time, effort, and money goes into these useless studies.

You know, just for irony's sake.

 

[Decarow]

I think most kids drink under-aged, regardless of the rating of movies they watch. It's almost unamerican.

 

[Miko]

Further proving that beer and porn are the greatest combo ever

 

[Razor]

My mom used to say "Will you get nightmares from this or freak out because you watched it?" Then she proceeded to let me watch R-rated movies that did not contain gratuitous sex scenes.

And guess what, I started drinking below the legal drinking age. SCIENCE!