A Bottle of Wine and My Upstairs Neighbor

[D-Man]

Ok, so I've been living in my apartment for 3 1/2 years now. I live in first-floor garden apartment with an apartment above me. For over two years, I had to live underneath a Russian immigrant with an emotionally unstable, estranged wife... a couple consisting of two of the ugliest people I've ever seen (originally from Green Bay and one of which works for Fox Sports. Go figure)... and a 75 year old woman. However, June was a lucky month for me...

I came home from work to find a moving truck and as I rounded the corner I spotted a young, slender, HOT girl moving her stuff into the apartment above me. Now, when I say hot, I mean HAWTTTT. She's 26 years old, tan, Italian, and is jaw-dropping.

I'm having a wine-date with her tonight at my place. BE JEALOUS and wish me luck.

 

[Alex]

Italians are the best ladies to have

 

[BooCocky]

Good luck....

 

[D-Man]

The only thing that kind of bothers me is that she's one of those LOUD Italians. Like everything she says is spoken at a decibal level suited for someone standing 10 feet away from her.

 

[HBK-aholic]

*Jealous*

 

[D-Man]

Becca, of me or her???

 

[HBK-aholic]

Both of course.

 

[Blade]

Good luck, you lucky bastard.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

All the best, hope you have some nice french wine ready.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Pee in her butt.

 

[D-Man]

Pee in her butt.

Seriously, I laughed when I first saw this... it's at least 30 seconds later and I'm STILL fucking laughing. Lariat, I love you.

 

[CH David]

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