Getting a late start tonight due to the NBA Finals and "So You Think You Can Dance." Yeah, that's right. Stop looking at me like that!
9:00 - Bischoff just got served in the parking lot. Too bad it didn't involve a dance crew.
9:01 - For someone who "doesn't have a job here," ODB sure has no trouble getting in the backstage area and coming to the ring. Al Snow and D'Lo are really disappointing as security.
9:04 - The oversized shirt has been on Velvet about four minutes too long.
9:05 - That's more like it.
9:08 - Didn't Sting wrestle Vincent once? That's my guess for Anderson's opponent.
9:10 - Kazarian-Kendrick could be a fun match. Unfortunately, I fear Abyss will just run out within the first few minutes and fuck it up.
[COMMERCIALS]
9:16 - We're fifteen minutes into the show and have seen Bischoff three different times. Bit much, TNA.
9:18 - Shelley sighting! Bout damn time.
9:20 - WARNING! HEEL TURN IMMINENT!
9:22 - While I'd rather see Shelley in the X-Division, this is a cool way to get him back in action. I definitely see him going heel and maybe feuding with Storm while Roode continues to get pushed toward bigger things.
[COMMERCIALS]
9:26 - Crimson's streak isn't ending here so he'll definitely win, but I am curious to see how one-sided they make it. Hardy's been too good lately to just get crushed here.
9:30 - Started with Crimson dominating, but now back-and-forth and competitive. I'm so glad they're not trying to replicate the Goldberg streak with just a bunch of squashes.
9:33 - Matt's looking a little more in shape this week. First Bully Ray, now Matt; Immortal must have a great nutritionist.
9:34 - Matt needs a new pre-finisher dance. Immediately.
9:35 - Thanks for stopping by, Joe!
[COMMERCIALS]
9:41 - I was trying to figure out if/when Sting ever fought Young. But I guess he's dressing up as Muta? This might suck.
9:43 - Angelina speaks! I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about, though.
9:44 - Okay, they really need to do a better job with pre-taped segments involving wrestlers who've already competed that night. Hardy is just standing there in the Immortal segment looking like he's hasn't broken a sweat all night, and he was just getting his ass kicked by Crimson ten minutes ago. That really annoys me.
[COMMERCIALS]
9:49 - Tessmacher is hot as hell, but she's been in the ring way too much lately for someone so green. Why not use Rosita here?
9:52 - Did Angelina just botch that side slam? Me thinks so.
9:54 - Why the hell are they letting Tessmacher use that god-awful finisher? The opponent walking out of the corner like that without any resistance is just so stupid. Couldn't she do the move from the turnbuckle without the walk out?
9:55 - Don't let her go until she agrees to find a new finisher! Choke that bitch like you were Wayne Brady!
[COMMERCIALS]
10:01 - Eric Young is awesome. Little sad it wasn't Vincent, though.
10:03 - Shouldn't this match be for the Television Title? Just saying.
10:05 - Nice to see they're letting Young show some stuff here. I figured he'd just get creamed.
10:06 - Green Mist! I figured it was coming, but still awesome.
10:07 - Can Sting not run to the ring anymore? That's two weeks in a row he's come out to save someone from an Anderson beatdown and just walked down the ramp. Kinda' sad and not nearly as visually stimulating.
[COMMERCIALS]
10:13 - Kaz-Kendrick begins. Abyss showing up in 5... 4... 3...
10:15 - Did Abyss get lost backstage?
10:17 - This is a good match, but where's the X-Division excitement? This same stuff could have come from Hardy and RVD.
10:19 - Did Abyss and Bischoff lose track of time while discussing Charles Dickens? Where the hell is he?
10:20 - Nice sequence there; standing side kick, frog splash countered, then the Shining Wizard. Good stuff!
10:22 - I like when TNA add little elements of reality like the time limit expiring. Something the WWE forgot a long time ago.
10:23 - Ahhh, there's my boy.
10:25 - Abyss declared the X-Division dead. He's about a year behind the IWC on that one.
[COMMERCIALS]
10:31 - "You beat Dreamah!"
10:32 - I just cracked up at this:
Ray - "Dreamah is a horrible tag team partner."
Taz - "That's true."
I don't even know if Taz and Dreamer ever tagged, or if they were in a tag feud in ECW. Just found it funny the way Taz said it.
10:33 - Ray used to put fear into me, but then he lost weight and lowered his heart attack risk. Not as worried for him anymore.
10:35 - I love AJ, but god he sucks at witty retorts.
[COMMERCIALS]
10:41 - At a combined age of 91 years... JEFF JARRETT AND SCOTT STEINER!
10:43 - Oh good, they brought the "where can Karen sit" issue back. I was worried.
10:46 - Yes Eric, give your legal documents to Hulk Hogan. He's spent a lot of time in court lately.
10:47 - Sting/Young vs. Anderson/Gunner announced for next week. Kudos to TNA for using their main eventers to help put some spotlight on the lesser guys.
10:48 - Really not much to say about this match. It's more filler than anything.
10:50 - Oh no... Karen fell.
10:51 - How am I going to sleep tonight? My concern is unbearable.
10:52 - That segment made me feel bad for Jeff and think Angle was kind of a jerk. I doubt that's what TNA was going for.
[COMMERCIALS]
10:56 - Why the hell are two heels getting the "super serious ambulance ride" treatment here? I'm confused.
10:57 - Good thing Hogan is walking down to the ring. I was worried he might ram Karen's ambulance with a semi truck. He has a history.
10:59 - What was the worst week of Eric's career? That could make a really fun thread.
11:02 - The Network fired Foley? Huh? Wha? Why?
Well, not sure what that was but otherwise I really liked this week's show. Very solid collection of matches and some good movement toward Slammiversary. The continuity in the product right now is great to see. There are still low moments, but the average flow and quality is much improved.
9:00 - Bischoff just got served in the parking lot. Too bad it didn't involve a dance crew.
9:01 - For someone who "doesn't have a job here," ODB sure has no trouble getting in the backstage area and coming to the ring. Al Snow and D'Lo are really disappointing as security.
9:04 - The oversized shirt has been on Velvet about four minutes too long.
9:05 - That's more like it.
9:08 - Didn't Sting wrestle Vincent once? That's my guess for Anderson's opponent.
9:10 - Kazarian-Kendrick could be a fun match. Unfortunately, I fear Abyss will just run out within the first few minutes and fuck it up.
[COMMERCIALS]
9:16 - We're fifteen minutes into the show and have seen Bischoff three different times. Bit much, TNA.
9:18 - Shelley sighting! Bout damn time.
9:20 - WARNING! HEEL TURN IMMINENT!
9:22 - While I'd rather see Shelley in the X-Division, this is a cool way to get him back in action. I definitely see him going heel and maybe feuding with Storm while Roode continues to get pushed toward bigger things.
[COMMERCIALS]
9:26 - Crimson's streak isn't ending here so he'll definitely win, but I am curious to see how one-sided they make it. Hardy's been too good lately to just get crushed here.
9:30 - Started with Crimson dominating, but now back-and-forth and competitive. I'm so glad they're not trying to replicate the Goldberg streak with just a bunch of squashes.
9:33 - Matt's looking a little more in shape this week. First Bully Ray, now Matt; Immortal must have a great nutritionist.
9:34 - Matt needs a new pre-finisher dance. Immediately.
9:35 - Thanks for stopping by, Joe!
[COMMERCIALS]
9:41 - I was trying to figure out if/when Sting ever fought Young. But I guess he's dressing up as Muta? This might suck.
9:43 - Angelina speaks! I have no idea what the fuck she's talking about, though.
9:44 - Okay, they really need to do a better job with pre-taped segments involving wrestlers who've already competed that night. Hardy is just standing there in the Immortal segment looking like he's hasn't broken a sweat all night, and he was just getting his ass kicked by Crimson ten minutes ago. That really annoys me.
[COMMERCIALS]
9:49 - Tessmacher is hot as hell, but she's been in the ring way too much lately for someone so green. Why not use Rosita here?
9:52 - Did Angelina just botch that side slam? Me thinks so.
9:54 - Why the hell are they letting Tessmacher use that god-awful finisher? The opponent walking out of the corner like that without any resistance is just so stupid. Couldn't she do the move from the turnbuckle without the walk out?
9:55 - Don't let her go until she agrees to find a new finisher! Choke that bitch like you were Wayne Brady!
[COMMERCIALS]
10:01 - Eric Young is awesome. Little sad it wasn't Vincent, though.
10:03 - Shouldn't this match be for the Television Title? Just saying.
10:05 - Nice to see they're letting Young show some stuff here. I figured he'd just get creamed.
10:06 - Green Mist! I figured it was coming, but still awesome.
10:07 - Can Sting not run to the ring anymore? That's two weeks in a row he's come out to save someone from an Anderson beatdown and just walked down the ramp. Kinda' sad and not nearly as visually stimulating.
[COMMERCIALS]
10:13 - Kaz-Kendrick begins. Abyss showing up in 5... 4... 3...
10:15 - Did Abyss get lost backstage?
10:17 - This is a good match, but where's the X-Division excitement? This same stuff could have come from Hardy and RVD.
10:19 - Did Abyss and Bischoff lose track of time while discussing Charles Dickens? Where the hell is he?
10:20 - Nice sequence there; standing side kick, frog splash countered, then the Shining Wizard. Good stuff!
10:22 - I like when TNA add little elements of reality like the time limit expiring. Something the WWE forgot a long time ago.
10:23 - Ahhh, there's my boy.
10:25 - Abyss declared the X-Division dead. He's about a year behind the IWC on that one.
[COMMERCIALS]
10:31 - "You beat Dreamah!"
10:32 - I just cracked up at this:
Ray - "Dreamah is a horrible tag team partner."
Taz - "That's true."
I don't even know if Taz and Dreamer ever tagged, or if they were in a tag feud in ECW. Just found it funny the way Taz said it.
10:33 - Ray used to put fear into me, but then he lost weight and lowered his heart attack risk. Not as worried for him anymore.
10:35 - I love AJ, but god he sucks at witty retorts.
[COMMERCIALS]
10:41 - At a combined age of 91 years... JEFF JARRETT AND SCOTT STEINER!
10:43 - Oh good, they brought the "where can Karen sit" issue back. I was worried.
10:46 - Yes Eric, give your legal documents to Hulk Hogan. He's spent a lot of time in court lately.
10:47 - Sting/Young vs. Anderson/Gunner announced for next week. Kudos to TNA for using their main eventers to help put some spotlight on the lesser guys.
10:48 - Really not much to say about this match. It's more filler than anything.
10:50 - Oh no... Karen fell.
10:51 - How am I going to sleep tonight? My concern is unbearable.
10:52 - That segment made me feel bad for Jeff and think Angle was kind of a jerk. I doubt that's what TNA was going for.
[COMMERCIALS]
10:56 - Why the hell are two heels getting the "super serious ambulance ride" treatment here? I'm confused.
10:57 - Good thing Hogan is walking down to the ring. I was worried he might ram Karen's ambulance with a semi truck. He has a history.
10:59 - What was the worst week of Eric's career? That could make a really fun thread.
11:02 - The Network fired Foley? Huh? Wha? Why?
Well, not sure what that was but otherwise I really liked this week's show. Very solid collection of matches and some good movement toward Slammiversary. The continuity in the product right now is great to see. There are still low moments, but the average flow and quality is much improved.