Shadowmancer
I am The Last Baron
1) I'm drunk right now
2) I love canadian club
3) I used to have a toy dog that had super powers
4)Its only 5.30 and I'm drunk
5) I think i'm an alcoholic.
6) I'm running out of things...
7) Booyah
8)) I have an Alf teddy bear i got given in hospital when i was born it is sitting right next to me now
9) I just drank the last drop of my drink
10) I'm sad
11) its ok I just got another one.
12) I workedtoday but i have a three day weekend.
13) I haven't had sex in six months.
14) I'm hungry
15) Bitch cook me some eggs
16) I SAID BITCH COOK ME SOME FUCKING EGGS.
17) TM and I are bestys.
18) Ugh.
19) I love waffles, yet I have never had one in my life
20) that is all.
No the Line is "COOK THE MAN SOME FUCKING EGGS"