Recent content by Carpathian Florist

The mic wasn't killed... it was shut off as part of the scripted promo, much like WWE and not the TV network used to blur certain shirts to make it seem more controversial. They shut off the mic at a predetermined point in the scripted promo to make it seem as if he'd finally gone too far. You...

Time for Austin to play the "one more match" card

Bad? It's soul magic that's UN-RE-CRE-ATABLE

I wrote something I thought up in a spam zone of a forum. You're reacting like I just sold this pitch to Vince :icon_neutral:

Only thing in my veins is the power of the Ultimate Warrior :suspic: Drug free since times unknown!

Being new to the product, I had assumed Mankind was quite a unique character but then I realised he borrowed so much from Cactus Jack. I loved seeing him get thrown off of/onto stuff when I was younger. Then he just deteriorated heavily and rapidly. Now he ****es himself all over social media...

Festering mostly

Obviously Triple H took the King of Kings moniker awhile back, however perhaps now is the time to truly apply that to him. Wrestlemania 32 is going to be a disaster. Plenty of people will defend certain mediocre aspects of the product, because a few small splinters of gems will stand out...

The Undertaker was nice with wings. Very handsome and alluring

Vince and Bret may have buried their hatchett by 2006, but I don't think he was ready to get over his issues with Shawn by that point. I think he was even distrustful of him after they met on Raw in 2010 and he had to wait to see how that played out on Shawn's side before he'd settle.

The Undertaker is ruining my life

It's good that people are cancelling their subscriptions because WWE needs to realise how terrible they are. Although this is why the Network is such a great idea, if you think the current product sucks there's still a chance you'll keep the Network for the archive content. This PPV sounded like...

The only way Alundra Blaze should be in a WWE ring against Paige is if they allow Oklahoma back to manage Paige for the big event.

I always thought the plan was that, when Big Show retrieved his father's casket from Bossman, it would be revealed that Undertaker was inside, setting up a face Show vs heel Taker at Wrestlemania for the title

I'd pick Lanny Poffo because he got to experience the wrestling world back when, to me at least, it seemed more fun. Territories, long road trips in the car with the boys, most things unscripted and unexpected.... but then after Randy signed to WCW he was put on €150,000 a year despite...