WZ Tag Tournament Battle Royal #3

[Uncle Sam]

Trying to get a place in the tournament and willing to sink to dastardly low levels to do so are:

1. The Basham Brothers - what were they called? Rob and Tom? Dick and Lick? Who gives a fuck?
2. Billy Kidman & Rey Mysterio
3. Motor City Machine Guns - Alex Shelley & Chris Sabin
4. The British Invasion - Doug Williams & Brutus Magnus
5. Cryme Tyme - Twat #1 & Twat #2

 

[klunderbunker]

Bashams were Doug and Danny.

 

[klunderbunker]

The Machine Guns.....damn like I even have to explain this one. They're perhaps the most exciting team this side of the Rockers you'll ever see. For my second pick here, I'll take the Bashams actually. For one thing, they have the names of my two uncles. Second, Mysterio and Kidman are flashy, but their size doesn't work for them. With the Guns, they're fast but not tiny. Rey and Kidman are faster, but the size is too much to overcome. British Invasion have way too little inexperience and CT just has never done jack shit. IT's process of elimination here.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

As much as I hate the MCMG, I'll probably vote for them. With their ridiculous foppish haircuts. Makes me angry. Actually you know what? Fuck them. I'll give my vote to the Secretaries of Defense, Lick and Dick Basham.

 

[gd]

MCMG, obviously.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Why so obvious?

 

[gd]

All the other teams are pretty pretty worthless, except for Kidsterio.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Are you kidding me? Todays Word Up is:

Tournament champions: Noun. Tournament Champion, winners of the Tag Team Tournament. See Also: CRYME TYME

 

[gd]

I did nominate Cryme Tyme, I'd be happy if they were the 2nd team in from this group.

 

[klunderbunker]

And Cryme Tyme has done........what exactly?

 

[gd]

And Cryme Tyme has done........what exactly?

Get that money, money ...

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

They only got fired for hitting a G9 on a referee. And besides, Cade and Murdoch/holliday were just a useless.

 

[klunderbunker]

Yep, that unemployment money when they got fired for being stupid/worthless.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Yeah Yeah

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cryme Tyme are lucky I don't set them on fire. Why I let them be nominated is beyond me.

 

[klunderbunker]

Finally, a voice of reason.

 

[gd]

Don't listen to Sam, his hate of Cryme Tyme is unnatrual.

 

[Tastycles]

Kidman and Mysterio were like MCMG, but 10 years ago. Disappointed to see they're getting creamed.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Cryme Tyme has been around for how long and they have done how much?

 

[SavageTaker]

Which is why you should vote for MCMG.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Already did. MCMG is one of if not the most exciting tag teams I've ever watched. Don't know if they ever won tag team titles in TNA but if they haven't then it's a shame.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Whoa, the Machine Guns are kicking ass in here, huh?

 

[X]

Guns get the ladies wet Sam, didn't you know?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I knew, X. Oh, I knew.