We do this funny thing in America where instead of locking up our most dangerous criminals as punishment for committing heinous crimes, we kill them, thus helping them circumvent the misery of a life in a maximum security prison. I say it's a funny thing because we are one of very few developed countries around the world that uses capital punishment. It is all but abolished across Europe, Canada, Australia, most of South America... hell, even Mexico doesn't use capital punishment! In fact depending on your definition of what a developed nation is, I'd go so far as to say we are one of three developed countries to use capital punishment, the other two being Japan and China.
But why do we bother executing these criminals? Most of them aren't afraid to die, they've lead a life surrounded by death and murder, what difference does living make to them? I'm sure they'd much rather die than suffer the rest of their lives in a cell waiting for the sweet release of death.
They're not a danger to society either. They're locked safely away in maximum security prisons where there are guards armed with sniper rifles and all sorts of gadgets to make sure the prisoners know that escaping will be an extremely unpleasant process, one that will most likely end up in severe pain and/or death.
And life in a maximum-security prison isn't exactly the good life. The food sucks, the living conditions are shitty, you have no privacy when you're taking a shit, and you have to deal with prison yard fights and getting raped. Oh, for all you foreigners, maximum security has nothing to do with the security of the prisoners themselves (though I'm sure theoretically it's supposed to), just the security of the rest of America. No chance of escaping, and if the prisoner does manage to somehow make it outside the first of many obstacles, they'll probably be shot.
For all these reasons, it makes no sense to enforce capital punishment on murderers, serial rapists, sociopaths, terrorists, etc. They're life will be much more fucked if they're living.
That said, I'm not against capital punishment, I just think we're using it on the wrong people. We should use it on the bankers and insurance agents that fuck people out of money.
That's right, fuck white collar criminals, they're the ones who should be given the lethal injection.
White collar criminals have it easy compared to the murderers, rapists, drug dealers, and those types, despite the fact that they screw many many more people than the others. First, they commit a crime that is extremely difficult to catch. Bernie Madoff got away with his scam for decades before getting busted, and he's far from the only one, Wall Street bankers have been fucking middle class Americans in the ass since the dawn of time (or the Stock Exchange, anyway). In addition to taking money straight out of their clients' pockets, they're also costing the taxpayers money by forcing the police and government agencies to invest money in lengthy investigations. The harder and more expensive it is to solve the crime, the more severe the punishment should be.
Another reason white collar criminals have it easy is because they don't have to worry about supporting the people that relied on them previously. Going off of Bernie Madoff's example, by the time he was finally busted he had accumulated many assets that the government couldn't touch, and I'm sure he had plenty of money invested in offshore accounts for his family to use. So while he rots away in prison, his family is still buying sports cars and yachts, and they can bring him a five hundred dollar chocolate bar from Switzerland when they come to visit him in prison. Here's an idea, give them something to be upset about, kill the bastard. Then, instead of taking ski trips to the Swiss Alps, they'll be taking mourning trips to his grave.
And furthermore, it's not like white collar criminals are getting stuck in the "get pounded in the ass every night" prisons. No, they go to spa jail, jails where the only difference between prison and the real world is that they don't get to go out and pick up a disease infested hooker, though I'm sure they could make arrangements to have one brought to them. Instead of having to stamp license plates all day and try to not get raped in the showers, the tenants of a white collar prison just swap stories about how badly they screwed everyone and have a good laugh over it.
So they don't have to worry about supporting their families, they don't have to worry about the bad things that happen in prison... what's really dissuading Wall Street bankers and traders from fucking people? The fact that it's wrong? Fuck that, if they gave a shit about morals they would be in an entirely different line of work.
I'll tell you what will put an end to white collar crime: instilling the fear of death on the would-be criminals. If you get caught conducting a ponze scheme or committing fraud, you get killed, it's as simple as that. I hope you got your fill of caviar and chardonnay, because in a few months the only thing you'll be tasting is the staleness of your last breath.
So fuck killing people who aren't afraid to die, let's use the threat to fuck with the minds of crooked bankers, insurance companies, and those white collar criminal fuckers. The threat of death will put an end to their dirty deeds, because unlike murderers, rapists, gangbangers, and drug dealers, the Wall Street assholes have something to live for. You either live clean and enjoy those things, or you die, it's your call Wall Street.
But why do we bother executing these criminals? Most of them aren't afraid to die, they've lead a life surrounded by death and murder, what difference does living make to them? I'm sure they'd much rather die than suffer the rest of their lives in a cell waiting for the sweet release of death.
They're not a danger to society either. They're locked safely away in maximum security prisons where there are guards armed with sniper rifles and all sorts of gadgets to make sure the prisoners know that escaping will be an extremely unpleasant process, one that will most likely end up in severe pain and/or death.
And life in a maximum-security prison isn't exactly the good life. The food sucks, the living conditions are shitty, you have no privacy when you're taking a shit, and you have to deal with prison yard fights and getting raped. Oh, for all you foreigners, maximum security has nothing to do with the security of the prisoners themselves (though I'm sure theoretically it's supposed to), just the security of the rest of America. No chance of escaping, and if the prisoner does manage to somehow make it outside the first of many obstacles, they'll probably be shot.
For all these reasons, it makes no sense to enforce capital punishment on murderers, serial rapists, sociopaths, terrorists, etc. They're life will be much more fucked if they're living.
That said, I'm not against capital punishment, I just think we're using it on the wrong people. We should use it on the bankers and insurance agents that fuck people out of money.
That's right, fuck white collar criminals, they're the ones who should be given the lethal injection.
White collar criminals have it easy compared to the murderers, rapists, drug dealers, and those types, despite the fact that they screw many many more people than the others. First, they commit a crime that is extremely difficult to catch. Bernie Madoff got away with his scam for decades before getting busted, and he's far from the only one, Wall Street bankers have been fucking middle class Americans in the ass since the dawn of time (or the Stock Exchange, anyway). In addition to taking money straight out of their clients' pockets, they're also costing the taxpayers money by forcing the police and government agencies to invest money in lengthy investigations. The harder and more expensive it is to solve the crime, the more severe the punishment should be.
Another reason white collar criminals have it easy is because they don't have to worry about supporting the people that relied on them previously. Going off of Bernie Madoff's example, by the time he was finally busted he had accumulated many assets that the government couldn't touch, and I'm sure he had plenty of money invested in offshore accounts for his family to use. So while he rots away in prison, his family is still buying sports cars and yachts, and they can bring him a five hundred dollar chocolate bar from Switzerland when they come to visit him in prison. Here's an idea, give them something to be upset about, kill the bastard. Then, instead of taking ski trips to the Swiss Alps, they'll be taking mourning trips to his grave.
And furthermore, it's not like white collar criminals are getting stuck in the "get pounded in the ass every night" prisons. No, they go to spa jail, jails where the only difference between prison and the real world is that they don't get to go out and pick up a disease infested hooker, though I'm sure they could make arrangements to have one brought to them. Instead of having to stamp license plates all day and try to not get raped in the showers, the tenants of a white collar prison just swap stories about how badly they screwed everyone and have a good laugh over it.
So they don't have to worry about supporting their families, they don't have to worry about the bad things that happen in prison... what's really dissuading Wall Street bankers and traders from fucking people? The fact that it's wrong? Fuck that, if they gave a shit about morals they would be in an entirely different line of work.
I'll tell you what will put an end to white collar crime: instilling the fear of death on the would-be criminals. If you get caught conducting a ponze scheme or committing fraud, you get killed, it's as simple as that. I hope you got your fill of caviar and chardonnay, because in a few months the only thing you'll be tasting is the staleness of your last breath.
So fuck killing people who aren't afraid to die, let's use the threat to fuck with the minds of crooked bankers, insurance companies, and those white collar criminal fuckers. The threat of death will put an end to their dirty deeds, because unlike murderers, rapists, gangbangers, and drug dealers, the Wall Street assholes have something to live for. You either live clean and enjoy those things, or you die, it's your call Wall Street.