Luther_Hull
Cunt.
So, as many of you know, I can't fucking stand Derf, but what many of you don't know is why. So here I am, Luther_Hull, telling you exactly why I think Derf is a cunt.
Now, if you ask Derf why I hate him, he'll say "because I called him a virgin", whilst that did irk me a little bit, mainly because I think now that he actually believes that, that's not the reason I hate him, in fact, I hated him long before that incident ever occurred.
I started disliking Derf a couple of years back when he was itching to be a mod, think Blade, just more of a ********. Well yeah, he finally got his mod spot, but after reading comments such as "Anyone but Derf" (NorCal's words), he cried like a bitch and quit after about 2 days, ending his pathetic mod reign but also writing "********" next to his name in Luther's big book of hate.
Derf was clearly in mentally disturbed state at this time, in fact, at point, he posted a picture of himself with a ridiculous beard, this further fuelled the fire of hatred that I held towards him. Then after this, he started telling us his stories, y'know about his sex life and stuff, after what seemed like ten years of these blatantly made up stories, I got bored, and told him "No one cares", this was true.
After this, Derf constantly pined for attention in any way possible, which brings me onto the main reason that I hate Derf. After seeing this, I decided to wake up an hour earlier each and every day just so I could despise him more.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is why I hate Derf:
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Now, if you ask Derf why I hate him, he'll say "because I called him a virgin", whilst that did irk me a little bit, mainly because I think now that he actually believes that, that's not the reason I hate him, in fact, I hated him long before that incident ever occurred.
I started disliking Derf a couple of years back when he was itching to be a mod, think Blade, just more of a ********. Well yeah, he finally got his mod spot, but after reading comments such as "Anyone but Derf" (NorCal's words), he cried like a bitch and quit after about 2 days, ending his pathetic mod reign but also writing "********" next to his name in Luther's big book of hate.
Derf was clearly in mentally disturbed state at this time, in fact, at point, he posted a picture of himself with a ridiculous beard, this further fuelled the fire of hatred that I held towards him. Then after this, he started telling us his stories, y'know about his sex life and stuff, after what seemed like ten years of these blatantly made up stories, I got bored, and told him "No one cares", this was true.
After this, Derf constantly pined for attention in any way possible, which brings me onto the main reason that I hate Derf. After seeing this, I decided to wake up an hour earlier each and every day just so I could despise him more.
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is why I hate Derf:
[YOUTUBE]HwjOgeytMpU[/YOUTUBE]
