enviousdominous
Behold my diction
It's always fun to wonder. I would like to set up a writer's workshop of sorts by asking anyone reading this to share their most creative theory on what kind of backstage politics took place before the Daniel Bryan vs Sheamus match at WM 28.
I'll start.
Once upon a time (about a week before WM) Sheamus was strutting through the backstage area looking for his life partner HHH, but he couldn't find him. Sheamus sat down and thought "Where oh where could my sexy friend be?". HHH, miles away has his motherly instincts kick in and he races at break neck speed to the source of the maiden call.
"I'm right here." HHH whispered.
Sheamus' eyes light up with glee as he leaps into HHH's arms.
"Easy there man. You've grown a little since taking my vitamin supplements." HHH said.
Sheamus hops out of HHH's arms as his eyes well up. "I'm just so happy to see you, I have a really big problem." Sheamus said.
"Vitamin supplements man. It's not so big anymore." HHH said.
"Not that. It's this Daniel Bryan fella." Sheamus whined.
"Did he snub your advances?" HHH asked.
"Not yet. My problem is we have this big match at Wrestlemania." Sheamus said.
"I have it already laid out with Vince. You'll throw him around the ring like a rag doll and no sell anything he throws at you, I promise it won't go over fourty five seconds." HHH said patting Sheamus on the shoulder.
"But the fans are what I'm worried about. They'll boo me if it lasts more than eighteen seconds. They'll call me names." Sheamus said while starting to weep again.
"That's fair. I mean, in respect to your feelings we can keep the match at eighteen seconds. We'll still force you down their throats even if they keep..." HHH began to say before being given a ten second smooch by Sheamus.
The End
I'll start.
Once upon a time (about a week before WM) Sheamus was strutting through the backstage area looking for his life partner HHH, but he couldn't find him. Sheamus sat down and thought "Where oh where could my sexy friend be?". HHH, miles away has his motherly instincts kick in and he races at break neck speed to the source of the maiden call.
"I'm right here." HHH whispered.
Sheamus' eyes light up with glee as he leaps into HHH's arms.
"Easy there man. You've grown a little since taking my vitamin supplements." HHH said.
Sheamus hops out of HHH's arms as his eyes well up. "I'm just so happy to see you, I have a really big problem." Sheamus said.
"Vitamin supplements man. It's not so big anymore." HHH said.
"Not that. It's this Daniel Bryan fella." Sheamus whined.
"Did he snub your advances?" HHH asked.
"Not yet. My problem is we have this big match at Wrestlemania." Sheamus said.
"I have it already laid out with Vince. You'll throw him around the ring like a rag doll and no sell anything he throws at you, I promise it won't go over fourty five seconds." HHH said patting Sheamus on the shoulder.
"But the fans are what I'm worried about. They'll boo me if it lasts more than eighteen seconds. They'll call me names." Sheamus said while starting to weep again.
"That's fair. I mean, in respect to your feelings we can keep the match at eighteen seconds. We'll still force you down their throats even if they keep..." HHH began to say before being given a ten second smooch by Sheamus.
The End
