Weird things that happen to your body.

[TSG]

I have always wanted to be able to induce myself into lucid dreaming, that'd be sick. For those of you who don't know, it's basically when you're dreaming, but you become aware of it and can control your actions.

Also, this creeps me out:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

 

[The Doctor]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

This may be the most disappointed I have ever felt in my entire life.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

This happens to me at least 3 times a week. never bothered to find out what it's called though.

Coupled with the fact I HATE sudden loud noises, this really fucking sucks

 

[Wade's Public Transit Bomb]

This may be the most disappointed I have ever felt in my entire life.

I feel your pain. =(

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exploding_head_syndrome

I was expecting this:

 

[Miko]

Most of my dreams are lucid, I thought that was normal

 

[JGlass]

I totally thought this was going to be a puberty thread.

 

[ABMorales787]

I shiver when I take a piss. And if I eat, I feel like my stomach's empty at least for an hour.

 

[Hazardous]

I HAAAATE when you Yawn, and the muscles in your jaw lock up. That's one of the worst feelings

 

[The Dragon Saga]

I hate it when your penis and vagina start touching.

...

What? This doesn't happen to anyone else?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I can't see myself in the mirror. Makes shaving a bitch.

 

[Gelgarin]

I sometimes wake up in the morning feeling tired.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I sometimes wake up in the morning feeling tired.

Dude, me too. Can really fuck up a day

 

[Gelgarin]

We need pills. Lots of them.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Sometimes when I pick up heavy things and then set them back down were I got them from, you can see my circulatory system. Veins popping up all over the place.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

When an attractive girl kisses and touches me in certain ways, my penis becomes much larger in size and becomes....I dont know how to describe...stiff?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

When an attractive girl kisses and touches me in certain ways, my penis becomes much larger in size and becomes....I dont know how to describe...stiff?

Sounds serious.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I believe NorCal is suffering from rigamortis. Have you been experiencing a strong case of death by any chanse?

 

[TSG]

I sometimes wake up in the morning feeling tired.

This sucks when you're either:

A. Going to take a test after you wake up.

or.

B. Going to lift or compete in a sport after you wake up.

Showers usually wake me up somewhat but they don't cure me from it 100%.

I HAAAATE when you Yawn, and the muscles in your jaw lock up. That's one of the worst feelings

This happens to me and it sucks, it feels like your face is broken.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

Sometimes when I'm drifting off to sleep and begin dreaming, I'll get a sensation of falling as if I've tripped over something and it'll wake me up with such force I bang my head. I get a touch of sleep paralysis also.

Other than that I'd say a bit of tinnitus, or even sudden deafness in one ear before my hearing gets restored. That and the violent flatulence. But that's normal right?