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Monday
Smackdown got a 1.96, up slightly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: November 5, 2012
Location: LG Arena, Birmingham, England
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jim Ross
We're in England for another taped show here which usually don't come off all that well. Survivor Series is in less than two weeks and while we have a main event not, it doesn't really mean anything overall. The main issue tonight is finding out why Brad Maddox screwed Ryback out of the title at HIAC which is apparently opening the show. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the end of last week's show with the announcement of the teams.
Earlier today (like the rest of the show), Miz asked Heyman what kind of a leader runs away from his team. Heyman says it's the Art of War....and Miz QUITS the team!
Theme song.
We get a stupid narrator doing a voiceover about the stuff with Vickie and Cena last week. STOP DOING THIS ON WRESTLING SHOWS! IT SOUNDS FREAKING DUMB!
Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara/R-Truth vs. Prime Time Players/Antonio Cesaro
So much for Maddox starting the show I guess. Cesaro and Truth Tout to each other that they don't like each other. Seriously? We go from Gabriel and Kidd to R-Truth? That's the best they've got? The masked dudes make fun of the Players' dance which is always funny. Cesaro and Cara start things off here and Antonio takes it to the mat. Cara will have none of that and nips up before hitting a quick rana to take Cesaro down. Off to Young vs. Truth with Darren getting in trouble fast.
Titus and Rey come in and the masked guys hit stereo kicks to a seated Titus for two. Truth does the same with a low dropkick for two and all six guys stare at each other as we go to a break. Back with Cara jumping in to hit Young in the arm before firing off forearms. Cara slips going up the ropes for the armdrag but it didn't look terrible. Rey loads up the 619 on Young but Cesaro makes a blind tag and picks off Rey into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
That gets two and here's Titus for a series of backbreakers. Cesaro's gutwrench sets up a front facelock on Rey but Mysterio sends him into the corner. Everything breaks down and Truth hits a suplex into a Stunner on Cesaro for two. Young's gutbuster is escaped by Cara and it's a 619 and Little Jimmy from Truth to pin Cesaro at 7:50 shown of 10:50.
Lawler is back next week.
We recap Vickie/Cena from last week again.
Here's Vickie with some IRON CLAD video evidence of the affair between Cena and AJ. She shows us the SAME VIDEOS FROM LAST WEEK. GOOD FREAKING GRIEF WE AREN'T THIS FREAKING STUPID! Cena comes out before the new video is shown to interrupt Vickie and make fun of her a bit. Vickie Guerrero running a clean show isn't going to happen. It's like me learning a new move. I've got five and that's it.
Cena brings up Vickie's relationships with Edge and Ziggler but Vickie doesn't seem to care. We get the video of AJ in a robe going into someone's room but we can't see who. Cena says that proves nothing but we get a clip of Cena in a towel coming out of the same room to get something. Cena says the footage is bogus and Vickie says the lies are exhausting. They're not the only things kid.
Vickie wants AJ to come out here but she gets AJ on the screen instead. AJ says Vickie doesn't want her out here because it'll result in the beating of Vickie's life and AJ will get fired. Ziggler pops up and puts his arm around AJ and implies she's a ****e. That's it...again. As in YET AGAIN nothing happens in this story.
Heyman recruits Barrett (POP) to replace Miz. That would actually make sense so I doubt it'll happen. Yep, Barrett turns him down because he doesn't trust Heyman. Barrett steps off camera and immediately comes back on, saying he'll join the team but Heyman owes him. Heyman says ok.
Daniel Bryan vs. Cody Rhodes
HELL NO gets one of the biggest pops of the night. Feeling out process to start until Bryan moonsaults out of the corner and starts firing off the kicks. Cody gets backdropped to the floor where Sandow jumps Kane. Bryan actually stands up for his partner by hitting the suicide dive to take out Sandow. Cody hits the Disaster Kick off the apron....and slides Bryan in for the Cross Rhodes and pin at 1:55? Great way to kill your hot crowd WWE.
Cody brags about the win and says Sandow could do the same to Bryan just as easily. Kane pulls Damien in, and apparently we're doing the EXACT SAME THING that the Players and Mysterio/Cara did last week. Are they THIS bankrupt for ideas?
Kane vs. Damien Sandow
This is joined in progress after a break with Kane in control. Sandow gets in some offense but Kane is like boy please and knocks him back down. Bryan and Cody get into a fight on the floor and get ejected. Back to the match with Kane still in control. A side slam puts Sandow down and the chokeslam gets the pin clean at 3:58.
Here's Cole to talk to referee Brad Maddox. Naturally we have to see a video of something before we can advance though. I need to time how long we spend on recaps one week. Cole asks if Maddox is working with Heyman and Punk, but Brad says it's all him. All his life, all he's wanted to do is be a WWE Superstar. The fans keep chanting Feed Me More so this is taking a good while to get through. Maddox says he's tried to get his foot in the door but it's been shut over and over. He's sent tapes everywhere and even once paid two grand for a tryout.
After all that, he was given a chance with a developmental contract. Even in developmental he wasn't good enough because he doesn't look right or wasn't big enough or because he can't flip enough. WWE told him he'd never get to the main roster but he wouldn't let his dream die. He said he'd do whatever it took to get to the WWE, so he became a referee. When Raw got expanded to 3 hours, he only needed one chance to make an impact.
Maddox reiterates that Punk had nothing to do with it but Punk was shocked. Ryback and Punk and everyone else noticed him though and he's famous. Maddox wants to face Ryback. Oh dear I hope that doesn't actually happen. Here's Vince to say that he doesn't believe what Maddox is saying, but he offers Maddox a million dollar contract if he can beat Ryback next week.
Maddox gets out of the ring and Vince says hang on a second and goes to the back. He comes back with Vickie and asks her if she believes Punk was involved somehow. Vince leans on her a bit and she says she agrees, so Vince asks why Punk is getting to hide behind all these people in a Survivor Series match. Instead it should be a title defense against.....Dolph Ziggler? Vince says that's the wrong answer so it's now Punk defending against Ryback...and Cena. So to be clear, Vince can override Vickie (he threatened to fire her) but he just doesn't for some reason most of the time. Good to know.
Sheamus vs. The Miz
Show comes out just behind Miz to watch the match. Sheamus runs Miz over to start but Miz slips down to the floor to avoid the forearms on the apron. Cole brings up the White Noise from last week and Show yells a lot. Miz pounds away in the corner but Sheamus comes back with the Regal Roll. The pale one drapes Miz over the top rope and pounds on him with the forearms to knock Miz to the floor. Sheamus gets sent into the announce table and Miz takes over.
Back in and Miz hits a kick to the chest and puts on a chinlock as we take a break. Back with Miz hitting a top rope ax handle for two. Off to a chinlock as Show torments Cole some more. Sheamus suplexes out of the hold but walks into the Reality Check. Miz's corner clothesline is countered by the ax handle to the face. A knee lift looks to set up White Noise but Sheamus has to settle for a powerslam instead.
The top rope shoulder gets two for Sheamus but White Noise is countered again. The short DDT gets two and Show double dog dares Cole to bring up the 45 seconds reign. Miz avoids the Cloverleaf and the Brogue Kick, but Sheamus escapes the Finale and hits White Noise. Brogue Kick gets the pin at 14:40.
Vickie comes out of Vince's office to talk to Dolph It's officially Team Ziggler at Survivor Series. Punk comes up to claim a conspiracy and goes on a rant about Vince. Tonight it's Ziggler/Punk vs. Ryback/Cena. Great. ANOTHER worthless tag match.
Regal and Sheamus talk in the back and nothing is said.
We get almost the entire AJ/Vickie/Cena segment from earlier.
Eve Torres/Aksana vs. Layla/Kaitlyn
Aksana makes me feel better if nothing else. Aksana and Layla start things off with Layla grabbing a quick rollup for two. Layla tries her bouncing cross body out of the corner and thankfully Aksana decks her while she's bouncing to take over. A kick to the face gets two for Aksana and it turns into kind of a fist fight which goes nowhere for the British chick.
Off to Eve for a front facelock to keep things slow. Eve kicks away Kaitlyn's hand to stop the tag in a nice touch. The bouncing moonsault from Eve is blocked by Layla and there's the hot tag to Kaitlyn. Everything breaks down and Eve hits that neckbreaker on Layla but Kaitlyn hits a bad reverse DDT for the pin on Eve at 4:58.
Alberto yells at Ricardo in the back when Rosa literally bumps into him. They both seem interested by the other.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingston
During the entrance, we get clips of Orton and Del Rio fighting in the catering area on Smackdown. Has there been a match without a recap during the entrance so far tonight? Del Rio knocks Kofi down but Kingston comes back with a jumping back elbow. The announcers talk about who is going to be the new fifth member of Foley's team. Is there a reason why Foley is involved at this point? Alberto pounds away in the corner and knocks Kofi to the floor.
Back in and Del Rio hits a double stomp and a suplex for two followed by a body scissors. Alberto works on the arm as this is dragging along. Kofi avoids a charge and Del Rio's shoulder hits the post now. The fans are pretty dead for this. Some dropkicks put Alberto down and there's the Boom Drop. The armbreaker is countered and the SOS gets two for Kofi. Kofi misses a springboard cross body....and here's Orton. Well his music at least, allowing Kofi to roll up Del Rio for the pin at 7:45.
Orton comes in and hits the RKO on Del Rio post match.
We recap the Brad Maddox and Vince thing from earlier.
Santino Marella/Zack Ryder vs. Epico/Primo
Primo vs. Santino to start things off with marella taking him to the mat. Santino asks for a break and Santino starts marching around the ring. Off to an armbar by Marella and there's the tag to Ryder. Zack misses a cross body and the cousins take over with stomping in the corner. Ryder grabs a rollup but Santino is arguing with the referee for some reason. Epico comes in and hits a dropkick for two. Off to the chinlock for a few seconds before Ryder escapes a suplex and hits a neckbreaker. There's the tag to Santino and everything breaks down. Santino busts out the Cobra and lays out Epico for the pin 5:05.
Brodus Clay vs. Wade Barrett
Brodus' face looks different. Did he have facial hair and I never noticed it? Brodus hits his suplex and a legdrop for two. Barrett comes back with the Boss Man Slam and it's off to a chinlock. Brodus hits a splash in the corner but a second one misses and it's the Souvenir for the pin at 2:58. Just an extended squash.
Heath Slater vs. Jey Uso
THE USOS ARE STILL ALIVE! Slater plays the guitar to start but Jey charges into a boot in the corner. Slater plays more guitar and it's off to a chinlock. Jey fights back but it's time to hit that chinlock again. Back up and a side kick to the face gets two for Heath. There's the third incarnation of the chinlock but Jey fights up and hits a superkick. Then he stands around before doing anything. A top rope splash hits knees and Slater hits an inverted DDT for the pin at 3:58. The DDT is called the Smash Hit apparently.
Here's Punk before the main event with something to say. He talks about how he beat Ryback but people are trying to taint his victory because of Maddox. Punk says he's going to get screwed by Vince at Survivor Series but he'll win anyway because he's the best in the world. We're at 351 days, so Survivor Series is a big moment for him.
CM Punk/Dolph Ziggler vs. Ryback/John Cena
Cena vs. Punk starts things off and they fight over a top wristlock. It's quickly off to Ziggler who gets caught in a surfboard submission. A bulldog puts Ziggler down and it's off to Punk who is hiptossed for two. Double teaming puts Cena down and Ziggler drops about ten elbows for a two count. Back to Punk for a kick to the back of Cena's head for two. Punk works on the arm but Cena hits an AA out of nowhere to put Punk down.
Back to Dolph who gets two off a Fameasser as does Punk off a neckbreaker. An electric chair puts Punk down again and it's back to Ziggler. Dolph goes up but misses a missile dropkick and there's the hot tag to Ryback to face Punk. Ryback destroys both guys and Meathooks Ziggler to the floor. Another Meathook puts Punk down and the Shell Shock gets the pin at 10:12.
Ryback and Cena stare at each other to end the show.
Results
R-Truth/Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio b. Antonio Cesaro/Prime Time Players Little Jimmy to Cesaro
Cody Rhodes b. Daniel Bryan Cross Rhodes
Kane b. Damien Sandow Chokeslam
Sheamus b. The Miz Brogue Kick
Kaitlyn/Layla b. Aksana/Eve Torres Reverse DDT to Eve
Kofi Kingston b. Alberto Del Rio Rollup
Santino Marella/Zack Ryder b. Primo/Epico Cobra to Epico
Wade Barrett b. Brodus Clay Souvenir
Heath Slater b. Jey Uso Smash Hit
Ryback/John Cena b. CM Punk/Dolph Ziggler Shell Shock to Ziggler
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.8, down from last week.
Linda McMahon lost her Senate campaign.
Smackdown
Date: November 6, 2012
Location: LG Arena, Birmingham, England
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
This is one of those cockamamie live Smackdowns that almost no one watches because there's no reason to care about Smackdown. The main event for tonight is Del Rio vs. Orton, because we need it hammered into our heads that we wasted our time watching the three Barrett vs. Orton matches. Other than that there's nothing announced for this week. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap from last night with the Survivor Series elimination match being shifted around.
Here's Sheamus in the ring to open things up. Apparently there was an incident in a pub last night and we've got footage of it. It shows Regal, Sheamus and Big Show in a pub and a brawl breaks out. Show destroys Sheamus using various furniture. Back in the arena, Sheamus tells Cole to get out of the ring. He doesn't respect Show because of Regal getting attacked in the pub, so Sheamus wants to fight right now. Not for the title, but just to fight.
Instead Show pops up on screen and calls Sheamus an ungrateful ginger. Show held back in the pub but at Survivor Series Show is going to go at Sheamus full speed. Sheamus calls him out again but here's Barrett instead. Barrett says that Sheamus already has to face him on Main Event so don't even worry about Big Show tonight. Sweet goodness just make the tag match already. Sheamus calls him to the ring again but Barrett leaves.
Barrett is in the back post match and Booker makes the tag match. Why do they bother having these ten minute openings when that's the match announced every time? Seriously, that's good TV time being totally wasted on pandering when you know the outcome the second the names are mentioned. It's Sheamus/Regal vs. Show/Barrett if that's not clear.
Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston
Kofi is defending. Now remember: Miz has lost three straight times to Kofi but he got a pin in a tag match. That pin after a Show punch was apparently enough to convince Booker to give us this match. The first thing said during this match is that Kofi has Miz's number. They're not even hiding that there's no reason to believe Miz can win here. The ropes seem extra loose here for some reason.
After a headlock by the champion he hits a monkey flip and clothesline to put Miz on the floor. A baseball slide misses for Kofi and Miz puts him on the barricade. Kofi is fine with that and walks the barricade like Jeff Hardy used to do, hitting a clothesline to take Miz down. Back in and Miz drops Kofi out of the corner and might have hurt the champ's knee. We take a break and come back with Miz getting two off something we didn't see.
Miz holds onto the ankle in a hold that really doesn't look like it hurts. During the break Miz dropped Lofi's knee on the steps and back live a dropkick to said knee gets two. Miz hooks a weird kind of standing Figure Four before going to the mat with a generic leg lock. Kofi's solution? Kick him in the face. Why overcomplicate things? Kofi fights back and hits the Boom Drop but Trouble in Paradise is countered. The Finale is countered into a series of rollups before Miz hooks a half crab. Kofi goes up again but gets crotched. Miz's superplex attempt is blocked and Kofi hits a top rope cross body to retain at 11:29.
Post match Miz offers a handshake (you read that right) but Kofi dropkicks him to the floor. Jerk.
Prime Time Players vs. Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio
Young vs. Cara to start with Darren taking control. Titus adds his power stuff before it's back to Young with a cravate. Titus breaks up a hot tag for a second before an enziguri from Cara lets him tag Mysterio. Rey speeds things up and ranas Titus into 619 position, only to have Darren break it up. Titus grabs a charging Rey and hits the Clash of the Titus for the pin at 3:13.
Post match Striker tries to interview the Players, but the Players interview themselves with every answer being millions of dollars. They make Striker say it too but he's not so enthusiastic. They try to get Striker to do the millions of dollars dance but he gets whistled at for having no rhythm and a bad mustache. The Players do the dance instead.
As this is being written, Linda McMahon has officially lost her race in the Senate.
We recap the Cena/AJ/Vickie stuff from last night and by recap, I mean show the whole thing. We're going to get MORE footage on Raw. Good grief END THIS STUPID STORY ALREADY!
Booker and Teddy talk about the tag match tonight with Teddy saying that he made a lot of tag matches too. This turns into Booker implying Teddy is sucking up to him. Oh wait Booker is just kidding.
Big Show/Wade Barrett vs. William Regal/Sheamus
After the break, we look at the video from earlier again in case someone forgot it. BIG pop for Regal. Sheamus chases the heels to the floor before the match starts and we stall a lot. Show wants to start with Regal but both guys tag to bring in Barrett vs. Sheamus. It's their usual power brawling stuff to start with Sheamus finally getting two off a clothesline. Off to Regal in his one piece women's swimsuit for his usual hard stuff to Barrett's chest. Sheamus hits the slingshot shoulder for two.
Show yells at the referee a lot and it's back to Regal, who gets a pop on his second tag instead of the first. Regal gets his legs swept out from under him and Big Show comes in to pound him down. The heels double team the home country guy but Regal keeps fighting back. Show shoulders him right back down and puts on a nerve hold as we take a break. Back with Barrett still working over Regal before bringing Show back in.
Show works on Regal's arm and Regal yells a lot while having an EVIL look on his face. I think JBL said that the Souvenir has been changed to the Bull Hammer now. I wouldn't be complaining about the name change. Barrett hooks a front facelock but Regal shakes him off. That and a forearm to Barrett's face are enough to make the tag to Sheamus who fires off a bunch of ax handles to drop Show. The top rope shoulder looks to set up the Brogue Kick but a Barrett distraction allows Show to spear Sheamus down. Off to Regal who fires on Show with everything he's got, but the WMD knocks him silly for the pin at about 14:00.
We recap the food fight last week with Orton and Del Rio.
Del Rio doesn't have much to say but Rosa wishes him luck.
We get the Brad Maddox segment from Raw. This one is clipped though.
Orton says he's crazy and doesn't mind being called names by Del Rio.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton
This is falls count anywhere and anything goes, since I guess Hardcore is on the not cool list of terms now. We come back from a break but WAIT, before the match we have to look at some SyFy show to fill in more time so we don't have a 25 minute main event. Here's Alberto, but here's ANOTHER recap before the bell can ring. If anything goes here, why doesn't Ricardo come in and help Alberto?
He hands Del Rio a chair but Orton knocks it away from Alberto. The chair gets wedged between the top and middle rope in the corner but Orton dropkicks Del Rio to the floor. Alberto sends him into the barricade and has to escape the Elevated DDT. They head into the crowd with Randy giving chase. Del Rio whips him into some big metal cases. They head into the concourse and we take a break.
Back with the brawl continuing in the back before they head into the arena again. Del Rio drapes him over a barricade and hits a knee lift for two. They fight back up the steps with Orton pounding him in the head. A cameraman goes down as we go to a flat area where Del Rio hits a superkick and a chair shot for two. We take another break and come back with Del Rio having steps placed in the ring. Orton fights back and they go to the floor by the stage where Orton backdrops Del Rio from the floor to the ramp for two.
Ricardo tries to choke Randy a bit and is immediately shrugged off. Orton throws Ricardo into the British phone booth on the stage and pounds on him a bit. It's about time some of those props up there were used. Orton hits the clotheslines back in the ring and sends Del Rio into the chair that Alberto set up earlier. Del Rio sends Orton to the apron but Orton comes back with a headbutt.
There's a table set up at ringside but Orton can't suplex Bertie through it. Instead Alberto hits an enzugri to send Randy through it VERY slowly. That gets two on the floor and Alberto grabs a mic. He says he's the new Apex Predator of the WWE and there's the armbreaker. Apparently rope breaks don't count here (yet they count in the Cell I believe) so Orton has to hit Del Rio in the head with the mic to escape. Alberto sends him shoulder first into the post and pulls the steps into position. Del Rio tries an Elevated DDT onto those steps but Randy escapes and it's the RKO onto the steps for the pin at 21:45.
Josh's line to close the show: Who is the Apex Predator of the WWE? SO WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS FREAKING MATCH??? Orton just beat him in a brutal match but we're still not sure? And they wonder why no one is interested in their stories anymore.
Results
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz Cross Body
Prime Time Players b. Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio Clash of the Titus to Rey
Big Show/Wade Barrett b. Sheamus/William Regal WMD to Regal
Randy Orton b. Alberto Del Rio RKO onto steel steps
Wednesday
JBL has officially signed a full time contract with WWE and will be doing Smackdown and PPV commentary for the foreseeable future.
NXT
Date: November 8, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Tony Luftman, Byron Saxton
Tonight the focus of the show is on the fourway between Mahal, Dallas, Gabriel and McIntyre with the winner getting a shot at the NXT Title I believe next week. However that's not the most interesting thing we might see tonight. More importantly: will Big E. Langston get to talk about the number five anymore? That's what I want to hear more than anything else. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the announcement of the fourway last week.
Theme song.
Kassius Ohno vs. Trent Barreta
This is a rematch from two weeks ago where Richie Steamboat cost Ohno the match. Trent chops away to start and Kassius hides on the apron. Barreta tries a sunset powerbomb to the floor but Ohno kicks him in the head to escape. Back in and it's a dragon sleeper by Ohno which is treated like any other hold here. Regal says Trent enjoys pain because it makes him feel alive. Well I guess it would.
Trent's enziguri is blocked and Ohno gets two off a rollup. Barreta gets the same off a tornado DDT and Ohno is staggered. They trade elbows before Kassius kicks Trent in the face for two. Kassius puts Trent on top, only to be shoved off and caught by a missile dropkick. Trent loads up the running knee but Kassius ducks to the floor. Back in and the spinning elbow to the head gets the pin for Kassius at 6:08.
Post match Trent ducks another elbow and dropkicks Ohno.
Cory Graves talks about how his tattoos tell his story and says come and read them.
Big E. Langston vs. Memo Montenegro
Langston starts a FIVE chant before shoving Memo down to the mat. A big clothesline kills Memo and the slam drop gets the pin for Langston at 1:00.
Langston does the drop again and counts five himself to a big pop. It's remarkable how such a simple idea can get so over. The fans DEMAND he does it again but they get Vickie on the screen instead. She's issues a five thousand dollar bounty on him and promises to laugh last. Langston is annoyed and goes to drop Memo again, but some guy named Chad Baxter jumps Langston. You can figure out what comes next yourselves.
Jason Jordan is in the ring for a match but HE'S BACK!!! AND HE'S GOT A MIC! Bray Wyatt I mean, as in the former Husky Harris who is now doing a freaky gimmick that seems to be inspired by the villain from Cape Fear. He says that he's back with his wings healed, then he says something in some other language. Wyatt talks about taking us to the top of a mountain so we can watch everything turn to ash and then fly away. Jordan wants to fight right now but Wyatt says he's a monster that is never alone. An even scarier looking guy comes to the ring to fight Jordan for him.
??? vs. Jason Jordan
The guy who isn't named yet is played by former indy guy Brodie Lee, a pretty tall guy who I think had a truck driver gimmick. Regal thinks Lee (who isn't named here mind you but it's the only think I know to call him) just came out of a swamp. He kills Jordan with HARD punches and a big clothesline gets two. Lee misses a big boot in the corner so Jordan goes for the knee. That goes well for about eight seconds before Lee DESTROYS him with a Boss Man Slam for the pin at 2:18.
Wyatt says that this is the first son of the Wyatt Family and his name is Luke Harper. This was awesome.
Roman Reigns comes out for an interview but says he doesn't need Saxton for this. Reigns says he's sure people are doing better now that Saxton is gone and he's here. He says that when you're the man like he is, all you have to do is get up. Whether you're with him or against him, it's irrelevant because everyone wants to be Roman Reigns. What he said was fine, but he sounded scared to be talking. He's got to work on that for a gimmick like this.
Justin Gabriel vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Bo Dallas
The winner gets a title shot at some point in the future and this is under elimination rules with no tagging. Drew and Gabriel fight in one corner while Dallas and Mahal do so in another. The heels both get knocked to the floor and Dallas hits a baseball slide to take McIntyre out. Gabriel dives onto all three guys as we take a break. Back with Mahal suplexing Dallas for two. Jinder and Drew tease a fight but instead they both stomp on Dallas.
McIntyre kicks Mahal down as the South African cross bodies the Scotsman who kicked the Indian in the head after beating up the American. JR's words, not mine. Gabriel hits an STO on Dallas and knocks him to the floor. A spinning sitout powerbomb puts Mahal down and there's the 450, but Gabriel hurt himself in the process. Drew dumps Justin to the floor but Dallas spears McIntyre down for the elimination. He also spears a diving Gabriel out of the air and we're down to one on one with Dallas vs. Mahal.
We take another break and come back with Dallas knocking Mahal down and screaming a lot. We head to the floor and Dallas gets sent into the steps to give Mahal control. The title match is indeed next week. Mahal drops a bunch of knees for two which frustrates him. A jumping knee to the head gets the same result, as does a full nelson slam. Dallas breaks up what appeared to be a Rock Bottom and hits a powerslam to put Mahal down. The spear misses though and the camel clutch gives Mahal the win at 8:26 shown of 15:26.
Post match Dallas is put in the Clutch again but Rollins makes the save. Seth gets beaten down too and a staredown between he and Mahal ends the show.
Results
Kassius Ohno b. Trent Barreta OBE
Big E. Langston b. Memo Montenegro Slam Drop
Luke Harper b. Jason Jordan Spinning Boss Man Slam
Jinder Mahal b. Justin Gabriel, Bo Dallas and Drew McIntyre Camel clutch to Dallas
Smackdown got a 1.96, up slightly from last week.
Monday Night Raw
Date: November 5, 2012
Location: LG Arena, Birmingham, England
Commentators: Michael Cole, Jim Ross
We're in England for another taped show here which usually don't come off all that well. Survivor Series is in less than two weeks and while we have a main event not, it doesn't really mean anything overall. The main issue tonight is finding out why Brad Maddox screwed Ryback out of the title at HIAC which is apparently opening the show. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the end of last week's show with the announcement of the teams.
Earlier today (like the rest of the show), Miz asked Heyman what kind of a leader runs away from his team. Heyman says it's the Art of War....and Miz QUITS the team!
Theme song.
We get a stupid narrator doing a voiceover about the stuff with Vickie and Cena last week. STOP DOING THIS ON WRESTLING SHOWS! IT SOUNDS FREAKING DUMB!
Rey Mysterio/Sin Cara/R-Truth vs. Prime Time Players/Antonio Cesaro
So much for Maddox starting the show I guess. Cesaro and Truth Tout to each other that they don't like each other. Seriously? We go from Gabriel and Kidd to R-Truth? That's the best they've got? The masked dudes make fun of the Players' dance which is always funny. Cesaro and Cara start things off here and Antonio takes it to the mat. Cara will have none of that and nips up before hitting a quick rana to take Cesaro down. Off to Young vs. Truth with Darren getting in trouble fast.
Titus and Rey come in and the masked guys hit stereo kicks to a seated Titus for two. Truth does the same with a low dropkick for two and all six guys stare at each other as we go to a break. Back with Cara jumping in to hit Young in the arm before firing off forearms. Cara slips going up the ropes for the armdrag but it didn't look terrible. Rey loads up the 619 on Young but Cesaro makes a blind tag and picks off Rey into a tilt-a-whirl backbreaker.
That gets two and here's Titus for a series of backbreakers. Cesaro's gutwrench sets up a front facelock on Rey but Mysterio sends him into the corner. Everything breaks down and Truth hits a suplex into a Stunner on Cesaro for two. Young's gutbuster is escaped by Cara and it's a 619 and Little Jimmy from Truth to pin Cesaro at 7:50 shown of 10:50.
Lawler is back next week.
We recap Vickie/Cena from last week again.
Here's Vickie with some IRON CLAD video evidence of the affair between Cena and AJ. She shows us the SAME VIDEOS FROM LAST WEEK. GOOD FREAKING GRIEF WE AREN'T THIS FREAKING STUPID! Cena comes out before the new video is shown to interrupt Vickie and make fun of her a bit. Vickie Guerrero running a clean show isn't going to happen. It's like me learning a new move. I've got five and that's it.
Cena brings up Vickie's relationships with Edge and Ziggler but Vickie doesn't seem to care. We get the video of AJ in a robe going into someone's room but we can't see who. Cena says that proves nothing but we get a clip of Cena in a towel coming out of the same room to get something. Cena says the footage is bogus and Vickie says the lies are exhausting. They're not the only things kid.
Vickie wants AJ to come out here but she gets AJ on the screen instead. AJ says Vickie doesn't want her out here because it'll result in the beating of Vickie's life and AJ will get fired. Ziggler pops up and puts his arm around AJ and implies she's a ****e. That's it...again. As in YET AGAIN nothing happens in this story.
Heyman recruits Barrett (POP) to replace Miz. That would actually make sense so I doubt it'll happen. Yep, Barrett turns him down because he doesn't trust Heyman. Barrett steps off camera and immediately comes back on, saying he'll join the team but Heyman owes him. Heyman says ok.
Daniel Bryan vs. Cody Rhodes
HELL NO gets one of the biggest pops of the night. Feeling out process to start until Bryan moonsaults out of the corner and starts firing off the kicks. Cody gets backdropped to the floor where Sandow jumps Kane. Bryan actually stands up for his partner by hitting the suicide dive to take out Sandow. Cody hits the Disaster Kick off the apron....and slides Bryan in for the Cross Rhodes and pin at 1:55? Great way to kill your hot crowd WWE.
Cody brags about the win and says Sandow could do the same to Bryan just as easily. Kane pulls Damien in, and apparently we're doing the EXACT SAME THING that the Players and Mysterio/Cara did last week. Are they THIS bankrupt for ideas?
Kane vs. Damien Sandow
This is joined in progress after a break with Kane in control. Sandow gets in some offense but Kane is like boy please and knocks him back down. Bryan and Cody get into a fight on the floor and get ejected. Back to the match with Kane still in control. A side slam puts Sandow down and the chokeslam gets the pin clean at 3:58.
Here's Cole to talk to referee Brad Maddox. Naturally we have to see a video of something before we can advance though. I need to time how long we spend on recaps one week. Cole asks if Maddox is working with Heyman and Punk, but Brad says it's all him. All his life, all he's wanted to do is be a WWE Superstar. The fans keep chanting Feed Me More so this is taking a good while to get through. Maddox says he's tried to get his foot in the door but it's been shut over and over. He's sent tapes everywhere and even once paid two grand for a tryout.
After all that, he was given a chance with a developmental contract. Even in developmental he wasn't good enough because he doesn't look right or wasn't big enough or because he can't flip enough. WWE told him he'd never get to the main roster but he wouldn't let his dream die. He said he'd do whatever it took to get to the WWE, so he became a referee. When Raw got expanded to 3 hours, he only needed one chance to make an impact.
Maddox reiterates that Punk had nothing to do with it but Punk was shocked. Ryback and Punk and everyone else noticed him though and he's famous. Maddox wants to face Ryback. Oh dear I hope that doesn't actually happen. Here's Vince to say that he doesn't believe what Maddox is saying, but he offers Maddox a million dollar contract if he can beat Ryback next week.
Maddox gets out of the ring and Vince says hang on a second and goes to the back. He comes back with Vickie and asks her if she believes Punk was involved somehow. Vince leans on her a bit and she says she agrees, so Vince asks why Punk is getting to hide behind all these people in a Survivor Series match. Instead it should be a title defense against.....Dolph Ziggler? Vince says that's the wrong answer so it's now Punk defending against Ryback...and Cena. So to be clear, Vince can override Vickie (he threatened to fire her) but he just doesn't for some reason most of the time. Good to know.
Sheamus vs. The Miz
Show comes out just behind Miz to watch the match. Sheamus runs Miz over to start but Miz slips down to the floor to avoid the forearms on the apron. Cole brings up the White Noise from last week and Show yells a lot. Miz pounds away in the corner but Sheamus comes back with the Regal Roll. The pale one drapes Miz over the top rope and pounds on him with the forearms to knock Miz to the floor. Sheamus gets sent into the announce table and Miz takes over.
Back in and Miz hits a kick to the chest and puts on a chinlock as we take a break. Back with Miz hitting a top rope ax handle for two. Off to a chinlock as Show torments Cole some more. Sheamus suplexes out of the hold but walks into the Reality Check. Miz's corner clothesline is countered by the ax handle to the face. A knee lift looks to set up White Noise but Sheamus has to settle for a powerslam instead.
The top rope shoulder gets two for Sheamus but White Noise is countered again. The short DDT gets two and Show double dog dares Cole to bring up the 45 seconds reign. Miz avoids the Cloverleaf and the Brogue Kick, but Sheamus escapes the Finale and hits White Noise. Brogue Kick gets the pin at 14:40.
Vickie comes out of Vince's office to talk to Dolph It's officially Team Ziggler at Survivor Series. Punk comes up to claim a conspiracy and goes on a rant about Vince. Tonight it's Ziggler/Punk vs. Ryback/Cena. Great. ANOTHER worthless tag match.
Regal and Sheamus talk in the back and nothing is said.
We get almost the entire AJ/Vickie/Cena segment from earlier.
Eve Torres/Aksana vs. Layla/Kaitlyn
Aksana makes me feel better if nothing else. Aksana and Layla start things off with Layla grabbing a quick rollup for two. Layla tries her bouncing cross body out of the corner and thankfully Aksana decks her while she's bouncing to take over. A kick to the face gets two for Aksana and it turns into kind of a fist fight which goes nowhere for the British chick.
Off to Eve for a front facelock to keep things slow. Eve kicks away Kaitlyn's hand to stop the tag in a nice touch. The bouncing moonsault from Eve is blocked by Layla and there's the hot tag to Kaitlyn. Everything breaks down and Eve hits that neckbreaker on Layla but Kaitlyn hits a bad reverse DDT for the pin on Eve at 4:58.
Alberto yells at Ricardo in the back when Rosa literally bumps into him. They both seem interested by the other.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Kofi Kingston
During the entrance, we get clips of Orton and Del Rio fighting in the catering area on Smackdown. Has there been a match without a recap during the entrance so far tonight? Del Rio knocks Kofi down but Kingston comes back with a jumping back elbow. The announcers talk about who is going to be the new fifth member of Foley's team. Is there a reason why Foley is involved at this point? Alberto pounds away in the corner and knocks Kofi to the floor.
Back in and Del Rio hits a double stomp and a suplex for two followed by a body scissors. Alberto works on the arm as this is dragging along. Kofi avoids a charge and Del Rio's shoulder hits the post now. The fans are pretty dead for this. Some dropkicks put Alberto down and there's the Boom Drop. The armbreaker is countered and the SOS gets two for Kofi. Kofi misses a springboard cross body....and here's Orton. Well his music at least, allowing Kofi to roll up Del Rio for the pin at 7:45.
Orton comes in and hits the RKO on Del Rio post match.
We recap the Brad Maddox and Vince thing from earlier.
Santino Marella/Zack Ryder vs. Epico/Primo
Primo vs. Santino to start things off with marella taking him to the mat. Santino asks for a break and Santino starts marching around the ring. Off to an armbar by Marella and there's the tag to Ryder. Zack misses a cross body and the cousins take over with stomping in the corner. Ryder grabs a rollup but Santino is arguing with the referee for some reason. Epico comes in and hits a dropkick for two. Off to the chinlock for a few seconds before Ryder escapes a suplex and hits a neckbreaker. There's the tag to Santino and everything breaks down. Santino busts out the Cobra and lays out Epico for the pin 5:05.
Brodus Clay vs. Wade Barrett
Brodus' face looks different. Did he have facial hair and I never noticed it? Brodus hits his suplex and a legdrop for two. Barrett comes back with the Boss Man Slam and it's off to a chinlock. Brodus hits a splash in the corner but a second one misses and it's the Souvenir for the pin at 2:58. Just an extended squash.
Heath Slater vs. Jey Uso
THE USOS ARE STILL ALIVE! Slater plays the guitar to start but Jey charges into a boot in the corner. Slater plays more guitar and it's off to a chinlock. Jey fights back but it's time to hit that chinlock again. Back up and a side kick to the face gets two for Heath. There's the third incarnation of the chinlock but Jey fights up and hits a superkick. Then he stands around before doing anything. A top rope splash hits knees and Slater hits an inverted DDT for the pin at 3:58. The DDT is called the Smash Hit apparently.
Here's Punk before the main event with something to say. He talks about how he beat Ryback but people are trying to taint his victory because of Maddox. Punk says he's going to get screwed by Vince at Survivor Series but he'll win anyway because he's the best in the world. We're at 351 days, so Survivor Series is a big moment for him.
CM Punk/Dolph Ziggler vs. Ryback/John Cena
Cena vs. Punk starts things off and they fight over a top wristlock. It's quickly off to Ziggler who gets caught in a surfboard submission. A bulldog puts Ziggler down and it's off to Punk who is hiptossed for two. Double teaming puts Cena down and Ziggler drops about ten elbows for a two count. Back to Punk for a kick to the back of Cena's head for two. Punk works on the arm but Cena hits an AA out of nowhere to put Punk down.
Back to Dolph who gets two off a Fameasser as does Punk off a neckbreaker. An electric chair puts Punk down again and it's back to Ziggler. Dolph goes up but misses a missile dropkick and there's the hot tag to Ryback to face Punk. Ryback destroys both guys and Meathooks Ziggler to the floor. Another Meathook puts Punk down and the Shell Shock gets the pin at 10:12.
Ryback and Cena stare at each other to end the show.
Results
R-Truth/Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio b. Antonio Cesaro/Prime Time Players Little Jimmy to Cesaro
Cody Rhodes b. Daniel Bryan Cross Rhodes
Kane b. Damien Sandow Chokeslam
Sheamus b. The Miz Brogue Kick
Kaitlyn/Layla b. Aksana/Eve Torres Reverse DDT to Eve
Kofi Kingston b. Alberto Del Rio Rollup
Santino Marella/Zack Ryder b. Primo/Epico Cobra to Epico
Wade Barrett b. Brodus Clay Souvenir
Heath Slater b. Jey Uso Smash Hit
Ryback/John Cena b. CM Punk/Dolph Ziggler Shell Shock to Ziggler
Tuesday
Raw got a 2.8, down from last week.
Linda McMahon lost her Senate campaign.
Smackdown
Date: November 6, 2012
Location: LG Arena, Birmingham, England
Commentators: Michael Cole, John Bradshaw Layfield
This is one of those cockamamie live Smackdowns that almost no one watches because there's no reason to care about Smackdown. The main event for tonight is Del Rio vs. Orton, because we need it hammered into our heads that we wasted our time watching the three Barrett vs. Orton matches. Other than that there's nothing announced for this week. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap from last night with the Survivor Series elimination match being shifted around.
Here's Sheamus in the ring to open things up. Apparently there was an incident in a pub last night and we've got footage of it. It shows Regal, Sheamus and Big Show in a pub and a brawl breaks out. Show destroys Sheamus using various furniture. Back in the arena, Sheamus tells Cole to get out of the ring. He doesn't respect Show because of Regal getting attacked in the pub, so Sheamus wants to fight right now. Not for the title, but just to fight.
Instead Show pops up on screen and calls Sheamus an ungrateful ginger. Show held back in the pub but at Survivor Series Show is going to go at Sheamus full speed. Sheamus calls him out again but here's Barrett instead. Barrett says that Sheamus already has to face him on Main Event so don't even worry about Big Show tonight. Sweet goodness just make the tag match already. Sheamus calls him to the ring again but Barrett leaves.
Barrett is in the back post match and Booker makes the tag match. Why do they bother having these ten minute openings when that's the match announced every time? Seriously, that's good TV time being totally wasted on pandering when you know the outcome the second the names are mentioned. It's Sheamus/Regal vs. Show/Barrett if that's not clear.
Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Kofi Kingston
Kofi is defending. Now remember: Miz has lost three straight times to Kofi but he got a pin in a tag match. That pin after a Show punch was apparently enough to convince Booker to give us this match. The first thing said during this match is that Kofi has Miz's number. They're not even hiding that there's no reason to believe Miz can win here. The ropes seem extra loose here for some reason.
After a headlock by the champion he hits a monkey flip and clothesline to put Miz on the floor. A baseball slide misses for Kofi and Miz puts him on the barricade. Kofi is fine with that and walks the barricade like Jeff Hardy used to do, hitting a clothesline to take Miz down. Back in and Miz drops Kofi out of the corner and might have hurt the champ's knee. We take a break and come back with Miz getting two off something we didn't see.
Miz holds onto the ankle in a hold that really doesn't look like it hurts. During the break Miz dropped Lofi's knee on the steps and back live a dropkick to said knee gets two. Miz hooks a weird kind of standing Figure Four before going to the mat with a generic leg lock. Kofi's solution? Kick him in the face. Why overcomplicate things? Kofi fights back and hits the Boom Drop but Trouble in Paradise is countered. The Finale is countered into a series of rollups before Miz hooks a half crab. Kofi goes up again but gets crotched. Miz's superplex attempt is blocked and Kofi hits a top rope cross body to retain at 11:29.
Post match Miz offers a handshake (you read that right) but Kofi dropkicks him to the floor. Jerk.
Prime Time Players vs. Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio
Young vs. Cara to start with Darren taking control. Titus adds his power stuff before it's back to Young with a cravate. Titus breaks up a hot tag for a second before an enziguri from Cara lets him tag Mysterio. Rey speeds things up and ranas Titus into 619 position, only to have Darren break it up. Titus grabs a charging Rey and hits the Clash of the Titus for the pin at 3:13.
Post match Striker tries to interview the Players, but the Players interview themselves with every answer being millions of dollars. They make Striker say it too but he's not so enthusiastic. They try to get Striker to do the millions of dollars dance but he gets whistled at for having no rhythm and a bad mustache. The Players do the dance instead.
As this is being written, Linda McMahon has officially lost her race in the Senate.
We recap the Cena/AJ/Vickie stuff from last night and by recap, I mean show the whole thing. We're going to get MORE footage on Raw. Good grief END THIS STUPID STORY ALREADY!
Booker and Teddy talk about the tag match tonight with Teddy saying that he made a lot of tag matches too. This turns into Booker implying Teddy is sucking up to him. Oh wait Booker is just kidding.
Big Show/Wade Barrett vs. William Regal/Sheamus
After the break, we look at the video from earlier again in case someone forgot it. BIG pop for Regal. Sheamus chases the heels to the floor before the match starts and we stall a lot. Show wants to start with Regal but both guys tag to bring in Barrett vs. Sheamus. It's their usual power brawling stuff to start with Sheamus finally getting two off a clothesline. Off to Regal in his one piece women's swimsuit for his usual hard stuff to Barrett's chest. Sheamus hits the slingshot shoulder for two.
Show yells at the referee a lot and it's back to Regal, who gets a pop on his second tag instead of the first. Regal gets his legs swept out from under him and Big Show comes in to pound him down. The heels double team the home country guy but Regal keeps fighting back. Show shoulders him right back down and puts on a nerve hold as we take a break. Back with Barrett still working over Regal before bringing Show back in.
Show works on Regal's arm and Regal yells a lot while having an EVIL look on his face. I think JBL said that the Souvenir has been changed to the Bull Hammer now. I wouldn't be complaining about the name change. Barrett hooks a front facelock but Regal shakes him off. That and a forearm to Barrett's face are enough to make the tag to Sheamus who fires off a bunch of ax handles to drop Show. The top rope shoulder looks to set up the Brogue Kick but a Barrett distraction allows Show to spear Sheamus down. Off to Regal who fires on Show with everything he's got, but the WMD knocks him silly for the pin at about 14:00.
We recap the food fight last week with Orton and Del Rio.
Del Rio doesn't have much to say but Rosa wishes him luck.
We get the Brad Maddox segment from Raw. This one is clipped though.
Orton says he's crazy and doesn't mind being called names by Del Rio.
Alberto Del Rio vs. Randy Orton
This is falls count anywhere and anything goes, since I guess Hardcore is on the not cool list of terms now. We come back from a break but WAIT, before the match we have to look at some SyFy show to fill in more time so we don't have a 25 minute main event. Here's Alberto, but here's ANOTHER recap before the bell can ring. If anything goes here, why doesn't Ricardo come in and help Alberto?
He hands Del Rio a chair but Orton knocks it away from Alberto. The chair gets wedged between the top and middle rope in the corner but Orton dropkicks Del Rio to the floor. Alberto sends him into the barricade and has to escape the Elevated DDT. They head into the crowd with Randy giving chase. Del Rio whips him into some big metal cases. They head into the concourse and we take a break.
Back with the brawl continuing in the back before they head into the arena again. Del Rio drapes him over a barricade and hits a knee lift for two. They fight back up the steps with Orton pounding him in the head. A cameraman goes down as we go to a flat area where Del Rio hits a superkick and a chair shot for two. We take another break and come back with Del Rio having steps placed in the ring. Orton fights back and they go to the floor by the stage where Orton backdrops Del Rio from the floor to the ramp for two.
Ricardo tries to choke Randy a bit and is immediately shrugged off. Orton throws Ricardo into the British phone booth on the stage and pounds on him a bit. It's about time some of those props up there were used. Orton hits the clotheslines back in the ring and sends Del Rio into the chair that Alberto set up earlier. Del Rio sends Orton to the apron but Orton comes back with a headbutt.
There's a table set up at ringside but Orton can't suplex Bertie through it. Instead Alberto hits an enzugri to send Randy through it VERY slowly. That gets two on the floor and Alberto grabs a mic. He says he's the new Apex Predator of the WWE and there's the armbreaker. Apparently rope breaks don't count here (yet they count in the Cell I believe) so Orton has to hit Del Rio in the head with the mic to escape. Alberto sends him shoulder first into the post and pulls the steps into position. Del Rio tries an Elevated DDT onto those steps but Randy escapes and it's the RKO onto the steps for the pin at 21:45.
Josh's line to close the show: Who is the Apex Predator of the WWE? SO WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS FREAKING MATCH??? Orton just beat him in a brutal match but we're still not sure? And they wonder why no one is interested in their stories anymore.
Results
Kofi Kingston b. The Miz Cross Body
Prime Time Players b. Sin Cara/Rey Mysterio Clash of the Titus to Rey
Big Show/Wade Barrett b. Sheamus/William Regal WMD to Regal
Randy Orton b. Alberto Del Rio RKO onto steel steps
Wednesday
JBL has officially signed a full time contract with WWE and will be doing Smackdown and PPV commentary for the foreseeable future.
NXT
Date: November 8, 2012
Location: Full Sail University, Winter Park, Florida
Commentators: William Regal, Tony Luftman, Byron Saxton
Tonight the focus of the show is on the fourway between Mahal, Dallas, Gabriel and McIntyre with the winner getting a shot at the NXT Title I believe next week. However that's not the most interesting thing we might see tonight. More importantly: will Big E. Langston get to talk about the number five anymore? That's what I want to hear more than anything else. Let's get to it.
We open with a recap of the announcement of the fourway last week.
Theme song.
Kassius Ohno vs. Trent Barreta
This is a rematch from two weeks ago where Richie Steamboat cost Ohno the match. Trent chops away to start and Kassius hides on the apron. Barreta tries a sunset powerbomb to the floor but Ohno kicks him in the head to escape. Back in and it's a dragon sleeper by Ohno which is treated like any other hold here. Regal says Trent enjoys pain because it makes him feel alive. Well I guess it would.
Trent's enziguri is blocked and Ohno gets two off a rollup. Barreta gets the same off a tornado DDT and Ohno is staggered. They trade elbows before Kassius kicks Trent in the face for two. Kassius puts Trent on top, only to be shoved off and caught by a missile dropkick. Trent loads up the running knee but Kassius ducks to the floor. Back in and the spinning elbow to the head gets the pin for Kassius at 6:08.
Post match Trent ducks another elbow and dropkicks Ohno.
Cory Graves talks about how his tattoos tell his story and says come and read them.
Big E. Langston vs. Memo Montenegro
Langston starts a FIVE chant before shoving Memo down to the mat. A big clothesline kills Memo and the slam drop gets the pin for Langston at 1:00.
Langston does the drop again and counts five himself to a big pop. It's remarkable how such a simple idea can get so over. The fans DEMAND he does it again but they get Vickie on the screen instead. She's issues a five thousand dollar bounty on him and promises to laugh last. Langston is annoyed and goes to drop Memo again, but some guy named Chad Baxter jumps Langston. You can figure out what comes next yourselves.
Jason Jordan is in the ring for a match but HE'S BACK!!! AND HE'S GOT A MIC! Bray Wyatt I mean, as in the former Husky Harris who is now doing a freaky gimmick that seems to be inspired by the villain from Cape Fear. He says that he's back with his wings healed, then he says something in some other language. Wyatt talks about taking us to the top of a mountain so we can watch everything turn to ash and then fly away. Jordan wants to fight right now but Wyatt says he's a monster that is never alone. An even scarier looking guy comes to the ring to fight Jordan for him.
??? vs. Jason Jordan
The guy who isn't named yet is played by former indy guy Brodie Lee, a pretty tall guy who I think had a truck driver gimmick. Regal thinks Lee (who isn't named here mind you but it's the only think I know to call him) just came out of a swamp. He kills Jordan with HARD punches and a big clothesline gets two. Lee misses a big boot in the corner so Jordan goes for the knee. That goes well for about eight seconds before Lee DESTROYS him with a Boss Man Slam for the pin at 2:18.
Wyatt says that this is the first son of the Wyatt Family and his name is Luke Harper. This was awesome.
Roman Reigns comes out for an interview but says he doesn't need Saxton for this. Reigns says he's sure people are doing better now that Saxton is gone and he's here. He says that when you're the man like he is, all you have to do is get up. Whether you're with him or against him, it's irrelevant because everyone wants to be Roman Reigns. What he said was fine, but he sounded scared to be talking. He's got to work on that for a gimmick like this.
Justin Gabriel vs. Drew McIntyre vs. Jinder Mahal vs. Bo Dallas
The winner gets a title shot at some point in the future and this is under elimination rules with no tagging. Drew and Gabriel fight in one corner while Dallas and Mahal do so in another. The heels both get knocked to the floor and Dallas hits a baseball slide to take McIntyre out. Gabriel dives onto all three guys as we take a break. Back with Mahal suplexing Dallas for two. Jinder and Drew tease a fight but instead they both stomp on Dallas.
McIntyre kicks Mahal down as the South African cross bodies the Scotsman who kicked the Indian in the head after beating up the American. JR's words, not mine. Gabriel hits an STO on Dallas and knocks him to the floor. A spinning sitout powerbomb puts Mahal down and there's the 450, but Gabriel hurt himself in the process. Drew dumps Justin to the floor but Dallas spears McIntyre down for the elimination. He also spears a diving Gabriel out of the air and we're down to one on one with Dallas vs. Mahal.
We take another break and come back with Dallas knocking Mahal down and screaming a lot. We head to the floor and Dallas gets sent into the steps to give Mahal control. The title match is indeed next week. Mahal drops a bunch of knees for two which frustrates him. A jumping knee to the head gets the same result, as does a full nelson slam. Dallas breaks up what appeared to be a Rock Bottom and hits a powerslam to put Mahal down. The spear misses though and the camel clutch gives Mahal the win at 8:26 shown of 15:26.
Post match Dallas is put in the Clutch again but Rollins makes the save. Seth gets beaten down too and a staredown between he and Mahal ends the show.
Results
Kassius Ohno b. Trent Barreta OBE
Big E. Langston b. Memo Montenegro Slam Drop
Luke Harper b. Jason Jordan Spinning Boss Man Slam
Jinder Mahal b. Justin Gabriel, Bo Dallas and Drew McIntyre Camel clutch to Dallas