Earthbound has some classic quotes filled with hilarity.... Here's some of the sillier lines from one of the weirdest games ever made.
Apple Kid: I've come up with another wacky invention that I think has real potential. Maybe you won't, but anyway...It's called the 'Gourmet Yogurt Machine.' It makes many different flavors of yogurt. The only problem is, right now, it can only make trout-flavored yogurt...
Battle Message: Mad Duck made something spin around
Cop in Onett: A meteorite has landed, the Sharks are running wild in town, you kids are wandering around, and, I'm hungry...I hate my job!
Department Store Spook: Gwaagh, Gwarrrgh! You finally made it. This department store is gonna be your grave! Gwaaagh. You will be gone, and you'll be burning in...well, you'll go to heaven!
Fan of Venus: I heard Venus made an appearance at the Runaway Five show. I missed her 'cause I went to the bathroom. I'll hate bathrooms for the rest of my life.
Female Monkey: One of my friends can use the teleport. What? You've never heard of it? Then, I'll give you King Banana. That didn't make sense, did it? But, anyway, I'm attractive, don't you think?
Guy in Moonside: If you stay here too long, you'll end up frying your brain. Yes, you will. No, you will...not. Yesno, you will won't.
Guy in Moonside: I have no patience for people who interrupt me when I'm busy doing nothing!
Man in Summers: Hey, talking to people at another table in a restaurant is like...breaking into their room and checking their drawers for valuables. Yeah, other people on important adventures do such things, but you have to admit that it's bizarre!
Monotoli Elevator Operator: Quit staring at my hips!
Mr Spoon: Dinosaurs...Huge, aren't they? Well, that's all I've gotten out of my research!
Ness' Mom: Since you left home on your journey, things have changed around here. For example, I don't have as much laundry.
Onett Librarian: Here is the map. All the info is there, except for the info that isn't there.
Pokey's Maid: Master Pokey's cool! He gave me something the other day, and said, this is fit for a maid...
Security Guard in Monotoli Tower: It's ok to visit him here, but don't wander around the building. Someone might be suspicious and take a pot shot at you with a machine gun.
Sign outside of Fourside's Bakery: First Floor - "Fourside Bakery", Second Floor - "Second Floor of the Bakery"
Third Strongest Mole#1: I'm one of the masters of this hole. There are five masters in all. We are all moles, of course. I believe I'm the third strongest amongst us. Take your best shot!
Third Strongest Mole #2: I'm really the third strongest master. I'll destroy you now!
Third Strongest Mole#3: My strength falls between the second and fourth strongest masters. Do you wanna test me?
Third Strongest Mole #4: I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. I'll demonstrate the power of being third to you!
Third Strongest Mole #5: Ha ha ha. You've fought the strongest master of this hole, the second strongest master of this hole, the fourth strongest master of this hole, and the weakest master of this hole! I'm truly the third strongest master of this hole. Now you see the true advantage of being third!
Zombie: You're the enemy of all zombies! You monster!
These each add to the strangeness of the game. There will truly never be another game quite like Earthbound.