TNA v. WWE

[xchosenonex]

Make your TNA v. WWE card for Glorymania (wrestlemania and Bound for Glory combined). They all must be wrestling right now. No former wrestlers allowed (currently injured wrestlers or wrestlers suspended are allowed). Here's mine:

Pre-show match: Mike Tenay v. Tazz
Stipulation: Tenay get's his ass kicked match
Winner: Tazz via 20 minute tazzmission.

First match: Mexicools v. LAX
Stipulation: None
Winners: LAX
Reason why winners won: LAX is clearly the better team.

Second match: Gail Kim v. Trish Stratus
Stipulation: None
Winner: Gail Kim
Reason why winners won: Gail Kim is the greatest female wrestler ever.

Third match: Kurt Angle v. Chris Sabin
Stipulation: None
Winner: Kurt Angle
Reason why winners won: No reason needed

Fourth match: Scott Steiner v. Great Khali
Stipulation: None
Winner: Scott Steiner
Reason why winners won: Khali sucks in the ring and Steiner's friggin' huge.

Fifth match: Rhino v. Sandman
stipulation: ECW rules
Winner: Rhino
Reason why winners won: We all know who would win.

Sixth match: Rob Van Dam v. Senshi
Stipulation: None
Winner: Senshi
Reason why winners won: Senshi is clearly better. Van Dam is overrated.

Seventh match: Monty Brown v. Bobby Lashley
Stipulation: None
Winner: Bobby Lashley
Reason why winners won: Brown is overrated. Lashley is great in the ring.

Eighth match: Mick Foley v. Abyss
Stipulation: Hardcore match/ Hardcore Title match
Winner: Abyss
Reason why winners won: Foley always loses the sick matches.

Ninth match: Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin v. AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels
Stipulation: NWA/WWE Tag Team Championship
Winners: AJ Styles & Christopher Daniels
Reason why winners won: They're clearly better.

Tenth match: The Undertaker v. Samoa Joe
Stipulation: None
Winner: No contest
Reason why winners won: Couldn't decide.

Eleventh match: Shawn Michaels v. Kevin Nash
Stipulation: Intercontinental championship/No holds barred match(happened already, but it was great, I'd like to see it again).
Winner: Shawn Michaels
Reason why winners won: Michaels won the first one.

Twelfth match: Jeff Jarrett v. Triple H
Stipulation: None
Winner: Triple H
Reason why winners won: Triple H is definitely the better wrestler.

Thirteenth match: Matt Hardy v. Jeff Hardy
stipulation: TLC match/ X-Division Title match
Winner: Jeff Hardy
Reason why winners won: This was a tough one, but when it came to it, I just think Jeff has always been the better one.

Fourteenth match: Ric Flair v. Sting
Stipulation: None
Winner: Ric Flair
Reason why winners won: Flair is and always has been the better one.

Main event: Christian Cage v. Edge
Stipulation: NWA/WWE World Heavyweight Championship/Ladder match
Winner: Christian Cage
Reason why winners won: Christian's always been better. He was always just underappreciated by WWE.

 

[Colesey_4_Life]

Main Event: Samoa Joe v. Kurt Angle
Stipulation: Iron Man Match
Winner: Draw
Reason why winner won: Reason For Draw Cause Too Close To Call.

Match 9: Christian Cage(c) v. Edge(c)
Stipulation: TLC Match (Nwa/Wwe Title)
Winner: Christian Cage
Reason why winner won: Obviously The Better Wrestler.

Match 8: DX(HHH, HBK) v. Jeff Jerret, Scott Stiener
Stipulation: None
Winner: DX
Reason why winner won: Jeff, Steiner Are Wasted Up.

Match 7: Randy Orton v. Sting
Stipulation: None
Winner: Randy Orton
Reason why winner won: So Orton Can Continue The Legend Killer Gimmik.

Match 6: Spirit Squad v. Lethal, Sabin, Dutt, Shelly, Senshi
Stipulation: 10 Man Elimination
Winner: Lethal, Sabin, Dutt Etc
Reason why winner won: Cause Team Tna Have A Stronger Team.

Match 5: John Cena v. Ron Killins
Stipulation: Battle Rap
Winner: Ron Killlins
Reason why winner won: Cause Cena Isn't Good For Anything.

Match 4: Rhino, Monty Brown v. Bobby Lashly, Mark Henry
Stipulation: None
Winner: Lashly, Henry
Reason why winner won: Suppose Cause There Bigger.

Match 3: Rey v. Styles(c) v. Daniels v. Carlito
Stipulation: X Division Championship Match
Winner: Daniels
Reason why winner won: ????

Match 2: Team 3D, Naturals, Team Canada, LAX, AMW, James Gang, Bently-Kazarian, Mexicools, Pitbulls, London-Kendrik, Cade-Murdoc, Striker-Conway, The McAllisters, Test-Knox
Stipulation: WWE, NWA, ECW Tag Championship Battle Royal
Winners: Team 3D
Reason why winner won: Best Tag Team Of All Tyme.

Match 1: Undertaker, Kane, Foley v. Big Show, Khali, Abyss
Stipulation: Hardcore Rules
Winner: Dont Care lol
Reason why winner won: ???

 

[ThE cErEbRaL aSsAsIn]

lol gay
no way some of the outcomes of these matches happen.

 

[Colesey_4_Life]

^^^^^ Fuck U ****** There Phat.

 

[ThE cErEbRaL aSsAsIn]

ok colesey your lame to if you think thats cool

 

[dead_kennedy00]

Hey cerebral assasin, thats a cool tna sig

 

[sevastra]

Match 3: Rey v. Styles(c) v. Daniels v. Carlito
Stipulation: X Division Championship Match
Winner: Daniels

I have to say, that match would be friggin awesome

 

[Judas666]

If this was for Mania, then I wouldnt think about going or ordering it. Alot of those TNA guys arent big enough to be at Mania.

 

[JohnWordLifeCena]

Match 1 - Abyss vs Masked Kane
Stip - Inferno Match
Winner - Kane
Why - Kane is more of a monster

Match 2 - Monty Brown vs Mark Henry
Stip - None
Winner - Easily MArk
Why - Cuz Marks the worlds strongest Man

Match 3 - Scott Steiner v Batista
Stip - None
Winner - Batista
Why - Cuz Batista is the Animal!

Match 4 - Randy Ortan v Sting
Stip - None
Winner - Sting
Why - Cuz Sting is one of the greatest legends of all time!

Match 5 - Nash vs Hogan
Stip - Loser loses his job match
Winner - Nash
Why - Because Hogan doesnt do any power moves and Nash does the POwerbomb

Match 6 - Undertaker vs James Gang and Styles and Daniels
Stip - 4 on 1 handicap hell in a cell elimination match
Winner - Undertaker
Why - cuz hell chokeslam all of the threw the top and then tombstone all of there asses

Match 7 - Team 3d v Tazz and RVD
Stip - ECW rules match
Winners - Tazz and RVD
Why - Cuz They are true ECW Extremists

Match 8 - Cena vs Konnan
Stip - None
Winner - Cena
Why - Cuz Cenas the best

Match 9 - Umaga vs Samoa Joe
Stip - Hardcore Match
Winner - N/A
Why - Cuz they both havent been pinned

Match 10 - Stone Cold Steve Austin vs Jeff Jarret
Stip - WWE/TNA Championship and Winer Gets Debra
Winner - Stone Cold
Why - ITS OBVIOUS

 

[JKO]

Dig This

DX vs James Gang
Special Guest Ref..Sean Waltman...

Winner NO ONE DX REFORMS AND TERRORIZES BOTH SHOWS

SUCK IT...NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT....


SUCKKKKAKAAAA

 

[xchosenonex]

If this was for Mania, then I wouldnt think about going or ordering it. Alot of those TNA guys arent big enough to be at Mania.

Oh, they're not big enough to be at mania? Yet, the Boogeyman was big enough to fight Booker T at wrestlemanina? Are you joking? And, Rey Mysterio was big enough to be in the smackdown main event at wrestlemania? I don't think so. We all know that only happened because Eddie Guerrero died. I know that's a bad thing to say, but it's true. The no-talent, slow moving, hideous in-ring skills, Mark Henry is big enough for Wrestlemania? He's not even big enough for heat. But yeah, you're right, AJ Styles (highly considered as the best wrestler today by many people all over the world), Abyss (a future hardcore legend), Sting (one of the best wrestlers to ever live), Christian (Arguably the most charismatic wrestler alive today with great in-ring skills), Scott Steiner (a future legend), Christopher Daniels (a guy with a great and unique in-ring ability), Ron Killings (one of the most exciting guys in wrestling today), The Dudley Boys (arguably the greatest tag team ever), Rhino (one of the best ECW wrestlers ever), Monty Brown (a huge guy who moves very fast in-ring for a big guy), LAX (will be considered in the future as one of the best tag teams of all time if they stick together), Chris Sabin (one of the best X division wrestlers there are. Also, a great wrestler all together), Senshi (possibly the most exciting wrestler today), Samoa Joe (a fast moving big guy with great wrestling skills, great charisma, submission moves, high flying moves, overpowering moves, and technical wrestling moves), and Jeff Jarrett (one of the biggest names in wrestling today) aren't big enough for Wrestlemania.

 

[JohnWordLifeCena]

noneof them are big enough for wrestlemania... all TNA ios doing right now is catching WWE's droppings

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I hate it when people say that. TNA has so much talent that has never been associated with WWE, and it offers better wrestling than the WWE. I don't watch it as much as I watch Raw but, when I do, there's always at least one or two good matches.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[Yessie420]

Chrisitan Cage is trying to be like the rock so bad... its stupid. he copied Jericho's entrance and try's to talk like the rock. hes a joke and we know we will turn on sting at the ppv.

 

[ThE cErEbRaL aSsAsIn]

do u know another joke no matter how big of a tna fan u are u cant disagree shark boy thats so original

 

[THNB490]

Match 1: Sonjey Dutt & Chris Sabin vs. Rey Mysterio & RVD
Stipulation: Regular Tag rules
Winner: Dutt & Sabin
Deciding move: Cradle Shock & Hindu Press on RVD
Reason: Dutt does crazier high flying moves, and 3 words standing shooting star. Sabin is tougher than RVD hands down, Sabin is the one guy I've seen put up the biggest fight against Samoa Joe.

Match 2: Alex Shelly vs. Kurt Angle
Stipulations: Submission match.
Winner: Close Angle
Deciding move: Ankle Lock
Reason: Shelly: technical genius. Angle: Gold Medalist

Match 3: Kane vs. Abyss vs. Rhyno vs. Mick Foley vs. Sabu vs. Big Show vs. Raven vs.
Stipulations: Mosters ball
Winner: Sabu
Deciding move: Arabian face buster to Big Show though a table, off the balcony.
Reason: Sabu is a crazy animal and fears nothing and is crazy enough to try something like that.

Match 4: DX vs. James Gang
Stipulation: Losing team disbans
Winner: DX
Deciding Move: Pedigree to Kip James
Reason: Triple H and Shawn Michaels Made BG and Kip. They deserve to put then out of my misery.

Match 5: "Primetime" Elix Skipper vs. Shelton Benjamin
Stipulation: Six Sides of Steel
Winner: Primetime
Deciding Move: Huracanrana off the top of the cage
Reason: Even though they are mirror images of eachother, Primetime has more experience and Way more balance.

Match 6: Petey Williams vs. Spirit Squad
Stipulations: Gauntlet match, one member loses, next one comes in.
Winner: Petey Williams
Deciding move: Canadian Destroyer x5
Reason: This may be a little Far fetched, but it would still be awsome. Petey is one big Canadian Muscle. He goes through each member in this order:
1. Nicky
2. Mikey
3. Mitch
4. Johnny
5. Kenny

Match 7: Matt Bently vs. Nitro
Stipuation: Normal one fall rules
Winner: Draw
Deciding Move: Both Superkicks
Reason: Both connect with their superkicks because on either side of the ring both Melina is deistracting Bently, and Traci Distracts Nitro. Both relize they are hitting on eachothers girl and superkick each other and the ref ten counts them out.




Match 8: Montey Brown vs. Lance Hoyt vs. Batista vs. Undertaker
Stipulations: Buried Alive Match
Winner: Undertaker
Deciding Move: Tombstone Piledriver
Reason: Monte Brown gets Batista Bombed on the outside, Hoyt hit’s the TTB on Batista, Taker hit’s the Tombstone on Hoyt buries Hoyt to win the match.


Match 9: A.J. Styles vs. Christopher Daniel vs. Matt Hardey vs. Carlito
Stipulations: Fatal 4 Way Ultimate X Ladder Match
Winner: A.J. Styles
Deciding move: BME/ Top rope springboard dropkick
Reason: Carlito and AJ are battling while hanging on the wires Matt Hardey springboard dropkick attempt on A.J. missing connecting with Carlito and Daniels hitting the BME on Matt Hardey grounding everyone while A.J. Styles grabs the X to win the match.

Match 10: Samoa Joe vs. Umaga
Stipulations: One Fall rules.
Winner: Samoa Joe
Deciding Move: Coquina Clutch
Reason: This is no contest. Samoa Joe runs the match and schools Umaga. Samoa Joe hit’s the muscle buster and chokes him out making Umaga tap.

Main Event: Christian Cage & John Cena vs. Jeff Jarret & Edge
Stipulations: Lethal Lockdown; Winners become Promotion Champions
Winner: Cage and Cena
Deciding Move: Texas Clover by Christian to Edge, STF-U by Cena to Jarret and they tap out at the same time Winning the match for Cena and Cage.
Reason: It would finally be justice for both of those annoying clowns who all they do is bitch moan and complain and cant say anything after they get beat that way.

 

[www.suckmyarse]

Dig This

DX vs James Gang
Special Guest Ref..Sean Waltman...

Winner NO ONE DX REFORMS AND TERRORIZES BOTH SHOWS

SUCK IT...NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT....


SUCKKKKAKAAAA

Lmao.. Great idea!!!

 

[doublej_TNA]

NWA-WWE Title vs Title
Jeff Jarrett v HHH

Winner- Jeff Jarrett, No disrespect to the HHH fans but he does not even come close to the underrated JJ. JJ was an IC champ before HHH was even on a card!

Monster Match
Abyss v Kane

Winner Kane with the mask, although it would be a hell of a fight

Joe v Umaga

Winner- Joe, I hate them both but umaga is a rip off!

Sting v HBK (first time ever) FRANCHISE WWF VS WCW

Winner- ?????

 

[RonaldMcdonald]

WWE is heaps better than TNA

how could scott stenier win just because he is huge?

steiner only does 2 moves = belly to belly and a behind choke.

 

[RonaldMcdonald]

All TNA stars r crap.

 

[www.suckmyarse]

JJ is only a mid carder and thats ALL he would ever be if daddy didn't own the company... HHH SHITS on Jeff Jarrett.