The Royal Rumble Game (2016)!

[Dan Severn's Moustache]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 - Jamjam
8 -
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 -
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate
___________

 

[Bagpipes]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 - Jamjam
8 -
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[klunderbunker]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 - Jamjam
8 -
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 -
5 -
6 -
7 - Jamjam
8 -
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[M]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 -
5 - M
6 -
7 - Jamjam
8 -
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[Jane]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 -
5 - M
6 -
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[klunderbunker]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 -
5 - M
6 -
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

Dang it I screwed up.

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 -
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[#tamale]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[hatehabsforever]

Damn, too late

 

[Reflection]

Damn, too late

Didn't expect it to get filled so soon... Let's go to Round 2, again all the options will be open for a second name. Just add a comma and write your name beside the existing name, and we'll carry on with the process.

 

[klunderbunker]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix, KB
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[JamJam]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet, Jamjam
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix, KB
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[Skairipa Matrix]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet, Jamjam
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix, KB
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade, The Phenomenal Matrix
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[Find'er Woo'er Ryder]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet, Jamjam
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix, KB
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon, Find'er Woo'er Ryder
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade, The Phenomenal Matrix
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[Reflection]

Just to clarify, I meant those who couldn't make a pick before all slots were taken (like Find'er Woo'er Ryder and hatehabsforever), can choose from any one of the 30 numbers (as long as it hasn't been chosen by two people already)... Those who already made a pick the first time around, are stuck with their old selection. Sorry for the confusion!

So... the list will look something like this:
1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon, Find'er Woo'er Ryder
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[NSL]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet, NSL
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon, Find'er Woo'er Ryder
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate

 

[Nate DaMac]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet, NSL
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon, Find'er Woo'er Ryder
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate, Nate

No one is sharing this with me.

 

[NSL]

1- @DearWrestler
2 - Da Prophet, NSL
3 - Pancake
4 - #tamale
5 - M
6 - KB
7 - Jamjam
8 - Jane
9 - Fallout
10 - K Web V3
11 - Bagpipes
12 - Cassanova
13 - Slash-LN
14 - Dynamite
15 - Spidey
16 - Uncle Sam
17 - Dave
18 - Hyourinmaru
19 - Matt Fenix
20 - Alex
21 - The Butcher
22 - The Phenomenal Matrix
23 - A11
24 - INDYjon, Find'er Woo'er Ryder
25 - Storm Trooper
26 - nightmare
27 - shocky
28 - Blade
29 - Ty Burna
30 - Nate, Nate

No one is sharing this with me.

You really think it'll be Cena or Brock, don't you?

 

[Nate DaMac]

The dropoff after those two is ridiculous. That said, I'm just certain that whoever it is will be coming out last. Outside shot at being 29.

 

[NSL]

I feel like Brock in the Rumble is a waste. He'll have a big match at 'Mania without it. Cena probably won't even be healthy, but that didn't stop him before.

 

[A11oftheLights]

I feel like Brock in the Rumble is a waste. He'll have a big match at 'Mania without it. Cena probably won't even be healthy, but that didn't stop him before.

I didnt think Cena was injured?

 

[NSL]

I didnt think Cena was injured?

Ah shit. I was thinking of Orton, and got them mixed up.

 

[A11oftheLights]

Ah shit. I was thinking of Orton, and got them mixed up.

All good, I thought I may have missed the memo

 

[NSL]

All good, I thought I may have missed the memo

To be honest, I temporarily forgot Orton existed, and my mind transplanted his injury onto Cena. I don't even think it's the first time it's ever happened.

 

[Blade]

The dropoff after those two is ridiculous. That said, I'm just certain that whoever it is will be coming out last. Outside shot at being 29.

I picked 28 because I figured that would be Lesnar. He'll come out, fuck shit up. Then 29 will be someone like Big Show or Mark Henry. Someone big and scary. They'll let Lesnar destroy that guy so people remember that, hey, Lesnar is just a hair shy of being a straight-up murderer.

Then Cena comes out at 30. He puts up a decent fight, but Lesnar still wins.

 

[The Butcher]

Daniel Bryan is coming out at 30 to announce his retirement.

Bork will be #21. He will clear the ring with a glance and then set up a table and a couple of chairs for for himself and Paul Heyman. From numbers 22-28, the bosom chums will enjoy a delicious Jimmy John's party platter. Those entrants will either not bother showing up or leave the ring the instant Lesnar's gaze rises from his latest hoagie. Cena will enter at 29, and Lesnar will literally eat him. DB will retire unceremoniously, Bork and Paul will enjoy a cup of coffee and light conversation, and Brock will eventually excuse himself, squat over the top rope, and poop out John Cena to win the Royal Rumble.