The Last Official Slyfox E-Penis Rating Scale

[Slyfox696]

Have you ever been curious as to how large your e-penis is? Well, I'm here for you. Welcome to the Last Official Slyfox E-Penis Rating Scale, or LOSERS for short. This scale will not be converted for metric users.


Rep

1 Dark Green Bar = +1 inch e-penis
1 Light Green Bar = +1 inch e-penis
Full rep bar = +1 inch e-penis

This means that you can get a maximum of 12 inches, or 1 foot, added to your e-penis with a full rep bar.

1 Dark Red Bar = -1 inch e-penis
1 Light Red Bar = -1 inch e-penis
Full red rep = -1 inch e-penis

You can have a negative 12 inch e-penis.


Posting

Every 1000 counted posts = +1 inch e-penis


Images

Signature banner = +1 inch e-penis
Custom Signature banner created by you = +3 inch e-penis
Avatar = +1 inch e-penis


Infractions

1 Infraction point (active or expired; reversed do not count) = -1 inch e-penis
1 Prison sentence = -3 inch e-penis
Every banning (temporary or permanent) = -6 inch e-penis


Staff Member

Former Staff member of any kind = +3 inch e-penis
If you are a regular moderator = +6 inch e-penis
If you are a global moderator = +12 inch e-penis
If you are an admin = +24 inch e-penis



So, how large is your e-penis?

 

[Spunky]

11 inches, Not bad, Shame i'm only 10 or so from making 1000 posts.

 

[Lee]

I'm gunna go with 16, bannings and infractions move down a bit, but i've added the 4 or so thousand posts i had befrore banning.

 

[SavageTaker]

Can someone tell me how many Light Green Bars I have? My VGA cable is messed up and it only shows dark bars.

 

[Lil Wes]

Every banning (temporary or permanent) = -6 inch e-penis

Sam took my penis

 

[Slyfox696]

You have a full rep bar...5 Darks and 6 Lights.

 

[SavageTaker]

Alright. So my e-penis is 13 inches long.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Vote Tecmo Bowl.


Its what Mike Golic would want you to do

 

[Lee]

Sam took my penis

I think being a successful person granted clemency should be + 6

 

[X]

21.5 inches. Good luck with that ladies.

 

[NSL]

15 inches...

Not bad...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I dont even care to figure it out

 

[Slyfox696]

24 inch e-penis here. I'm thinking about adding a custom sig banner though, so I can bump it up to 28.

 

[X]

Not a fan of math, Norcal?

You should incorporate how long you've been here into it as well.

 

[Lee]

once you're above 13 you can't use it for anythign fun really.

 

[Slyfox696]

Not a fan of math, Norcal?

You should incorporate how long you've been here into it as well.

I thought of that, but decided it wasn't practical. For example, someone could have had an account on here for 3 years, but only started posting last month. Doesn't really help them.

 

[Moon Knight]

I am guessing 20, but I suck at math......No pun intended.

 

[C.M.]

22

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

1 inch. I'm not counting my banning that Luther reversed.

I had two others, though.

Has no one else been banned?!

 

[Lee]

how the hell does CM have nearly 4K posts?

 

[Slyfox696]

how the hell does CM have nearly 4K posts?

The Board Room used to have post count on. And none of the admins have ever reset post counts.

 

[C.M.]

how the hell does CM have nearly 4K posts?

I would have more with all those threads I used to make when giving out infractions

 

[Lee]

ahhh makes sense.

I miss CM having the Cartman avatar, it's like DIAR not having the Lost one as well.

 

[Moon Knight]

ahhh makes sense.

I miss CM having the Cartman avatar, it's like DIAR not having the Lost one as well.

MK and I miss the Moon Knight avatar made last year.

 

[HBK-aholic]

28 Ftw.