We go to live as the pyro on the stage goes off.
JR: Welcome everyone to EoW's first PPV, in what promises to be an exciting night of wrestling.
King: You bet JR, we have an amazing roster on board who are no doubt gonna blow the roof off this place.
JR: We sure do, lets get started with the Diva Battle Royal
King: Woohoo. Do you think well get to see some puppies JR
JR: Calm Down King
The Music of Maria hits as she makes her way to the ring. Beth Pheonix's music hits, and Maria doesnt look happy that Beth is who she will be squaring off against. Pheonix gets in the ring and the bell sounds. Beth immideatelly goes to work on Maria comepletely dominating her. Beth has her in the corner pounding away, when suddenly she starts countering her. Maria hits her handstand kick to the head, which makes beth woozie and she rests against the ropes. Maria charges her but Pheonix counters and drops her over the top and to the floor.
Maria has been eliminated.Next out is Kelly and Pheonix is dominating her as well. Pheonix hits a scoop slam, picks her up and tosses her over.
Kelly has been elimnated. Beth looks unstoppable in this match. Suddenly Awesome Kongs music hits as she makes her was to the ring. The two stare at eachother, and Kong charges Beth, Beth ducks and starts landing some right hands. Kong gains control and slams beth to the mat. Next out is Michelle McCool, she is in no hurry to get to the ring, as Beth and Kong continue to pound on eachother. McCool slides into the ring and hits Kong while her back is turned. Big mistake. Kong hits a knee to her sternum and throws her over.
Michelle McCool is eliminated. Beth tries to take advantage and throw Kong over the ropes, but she slides back in. Beth is kicking her as she is down, but she is able to get up. She throws beth into the corner and hits a running clothsline. Out next is Jillian Hall. She gets in the ring and offers to be friends with Kong, who answers with a clothsline. From behind Beth hits a chop block on Kong and she goes down. Beth helps Jillian up and they start kicking on Kong. Out next is Melina. Melina immediately joins her friends on attacking the downed Kong. Kong starts to mount an offense and suddenly all three women are down, she hits an Awesome Bomb on Melina, but the other two are automatically back on the offense. Out next is Mickie. Melina is slowly getting up, but Mickie gets in and throws her out while she is still woozie.
Melina is Eliminated. Jillian and Beth realize that Mickie just threw out there friend and Jillian charges, but Mickie ducks and hits a Mick kick on Jillian that throws her out.
Jillian is eliminated. Beth infuriated by this goes right after Mickie and they brawl. Out next is ODB, she charges the ring and goes right after kong, who is now getting up. Kong and ODB exchange blows, but Kong gets the better of it. She charges ODB, but she ducks and charges Kong with a clothsline that sends Kong, and ODB over the top to be eliminated.
Awesome Kong and ODB have been Eliminated.Beth and Mickie continue to brawl in the ring. Out next is Candice Michelle. Candice decides to help out her friend and work over Beth. Candice and Mickie hit a double powerbomb on Beth, and continue to stomp on her. Out next is Christy Hemme, she comes out and starts to throw punches at Candice who continuosly duck them. Candice eventually hits the Candy Wrapper on Christy and tosses her over.
Christy Hemme is Eliminated. Candice goes back to help Mickie who is now on the defensive of Pheonix. Pheonix sees Candice coming, side steps her, and sends her over the top to the floor.
Candice has been Eliminated. Beth then hits her Special Suplex on Mickie who lies in the ring. The last entrant the match is Victoria. Victoria gets in the ring and has a staredown with Beth. Beth throws the first punch and its on, right hand after right hand, and victoria starts to gain control. She is able to hit the Widows peak on Beth, picks her up and Drags her to the ropes, she has beth teetering. Beth is now on the outside apron fighting for her life, beth locks in a suplex form and brings Victoria over with her. The two exchange blows, and Victoria is able to knock Beth off.
Beth Pheonix is eliminated. Victoria goes to get back in the ring but Mickie hits a running knee to knock Victoria out.
Victoria is eliminated.
Announcer:Here is your winner and New EoW womens champion Mickie James. Mickie celebrates in the ring as we get replays of the batlle royal.
King:Aww is it over? Do we have another divas battle royal scheduled for tonight?
JR: Sorry king no we dont, but what we do have is an amazing show with some great matches.
Aint no stoppin me hits, as Shelton Benjamin hits the ring for his U.S. tiltle match. James Storm's music hits as he is accompanied to the ring by the pride of Tenessee Miss. Jackie Moore. Benjamin and Storm are in the ring as the bell sounds. Storm and Benjamin lock up with Benjamin getting the better of Storm with his wrestling background. Storm hits a knee to the gut which sends shelton down. Storm taunts to the crowd, maybe a little too much, as he is turned around to fast and furious punches by shelton. Shelton tosses Storm into the corner and hits a running clothsline, benjamin climbs up top and hits a flying cross body for the cover......1......2....kickout. Benjamin gets mad and argues with the ref, while jackie slides a beer bottle to Storm. Jackie jumps up to the apron and distracts the ref as shelton sets up Storm for the T-Bone. Out of nowhere Storm smashes the bottle over his head and covers him. Jackie jumps down and sees Storm covering Shelton so he counts....1.......2.........3!
Announcer: Here is your winner and New United States Champion Cowboy James Storm.
JR: Well i think its just sad when someone has to cheat and win like that, its plain pathetic.
King:You gotta do what you gotta do in a match, especially if theres gold on the line.
JR: Well ill tell you one thing, Shelton sure as hell isnt gonna forget the name James Storm.
The Hardy Boys Music hits as the Crowd goes nuts. They make their way to the ring for their Impact Tag titles match. Miz and Morrison come out to complete boos throughout the stadium. Both teams are in the ring as we are underway.Matt Hardy and the Miz start this off. Armbar by mat, its reversed into an armbar by Miz. Matt reverses and sinds Miz into the ropes, and Matt drops him with a shoulderblock. Miz gets up and Matt goes to bounce off the ropes, but gets clubbed in the back by Morrison, which takes down Matt. Miz picks Matt up and slams him into their corner and hits and elbow, and backs off keeping the refs attention, while the refs back is turned, Morrison starts pounding on Matt. Jeff then jumps in the ring and the ref is telling him to get back to his corner, and Miz joins in on attacking Matt while the ref is turned. Miz tags in Morrison. Morrison throws Matt to the middle of the ring, he jumps off the ropes and hits his springboard kick.He goes for the cover but Jeff breaks it up. Morrison mounts matt and starts landing lefts and rights, he picks him up and throw him into the corner. Morrison goes for a clothsline, but misses and hits sternum first into the turnbuckle, matt bonces off the ropes and Nails him with a clothsline. Matt needs to make a tag to Jeff, and he does, as so does Morrison to Miz. Jeff takes down Miz, takes down Morison, takes down Miz again, and sends Morrison flying over the top to the floor. Jeff hurls Miz into the corner and Matt makes the table position, and hits the whisper in the wind on Miz. Matt leaps over the top onto Morisson, and Jeff goes up top and hits the swanton bomb for the 1.........2..........3!
Announcer: Here are your winners and new Impact Tag Team Champions..Matt and Jeff, the Hardy Boyz.
JR:What a match, classic Matt and Jeff. High Flying attitude.
King:What are you talking about they cheated, Matt was clearly in the ring after his 5 seconds was up.
JR:Im not sure what match your watchiin king but Miz and Morrison cheated just as much.
We go to the back with the Hardys as they talk about their victory.
Matt:Well you know it was hard fought Miz and Morrison had some dirty tactics, but its gonna take more than that to take out team extreme.
Jeff: Thats right cuz...........
Matt and Jeff are Simotaniously taken out by steel chair shots from Miz and Morrison
JR: ahhh what the hell, what could ever condone those types of actions. That just makes me sick.
King:That is what we in the wrestling business call making an impact JR. Those two just wanted the Hardys to know that maybe they won tonight, but its not over.
Its time for the #1 Contendership match to the WHC. Batista's music as he makes his way to the ring as the crowd cheers. Cena's music hits as he gets a very mixed reaction from the crowd. Lashley's music as he gets a good pop from the crowd. Angles music hits and the fans chant "you suck" along with the song, he is accompanied by Karen Angle. "Can You Dig It Sukkkkkkaaa" hits and the crowd goes nuts. He is accomanied by Sharmell. All 5 men are in the ring as the bell sounds. Batista and Lashley lock up, as Cena and Booker focus on eachother and Angle just watches as stuff unfolds, suddenly angle gets behind cena and his a german suplex.Booker hits a boot to the jaw of Batista and he goes down. Lashley hits a running clothslie on Booker and Angle then hits a belly to belly on Lashley. Angle is the only man standing. He picks up Cena and goes for the Angle slam which is countered into an FU, but thats countered and Angle locks in the Ankle Lock on Cena, Cena writhes in pain as Batista breaks it up. Batista goes for the Batista Bomb on Angle but its countered into a ddt. Out of Nowhere Lashley hits a running spear on Angle. Cena gets up and hits the FU on Lashley goes for the cover, its broken up by Batista, Batista hits the Batista Bomb on Cena, Booker kicks Batsta in the mid section and goes for the Axe Kick, but Karen Angle pulls the rope down and Booker goes to the Outside. Angle hits the Angle Slam on Batista for the 1...........2..........3! As Sharmell brawls with Karen.
Announcer:Here is the winner and New # 1 Contender to the WHC Kurt Angle
JR: What a sorry way to end a match, have your wife do your dirty work.
King:Wifes are only good for a couple things and I think that is one of the best things they can do.
JR:Well next up were gonna have the X Division title match, where we will see something that we dont get to see often, and that is a ring full of crowd favorites
Jamie Noble's Music hits as the crowd cheers for him. Out next isJay Lethal, he gets a good crowd reaction as he makes his way to the ring. The Motor city machine guns music hits as they come out together. All four combatants are in the ring as we are underway. Shelley starts off against Noble, as Lethal and Sabin square off. Noble is getting the better of Shelley so Sabin slams Lethal down and goes to help shelley, they start double teaming Noble and get him down in the corner. All the sudden Lethal attacks Sabin taking him down and gets a couple shots off on Shelley as well. It isnt long before the MMG's get contol again as Shelley dumps Noble over the top, and Sabin does the same to Lethal. Sabin and Shelley then have a staredown they lockup, and move very fast paced. Each one goes for near fall after near fall. Suddenly Noble and Lethal are back in and dump the MMG's out and go to work on eachother. Noble hits a fisherman suplex on Lethal and goes for the cover 1........2......kickout. Lethal is back up and charges Noble, but Noble counters into a rollup with a handful of tights for the 1........2........3!
Announcer: Here is your winner and new X-Division Champion Jamie Noble.
JR:its such a shame to see a talented young man cheat his way to gold
Kingidnt we have a conversation about this earlier? Championships bring the money, and money brings the girls. You do what you have to in order to get all that.
The James Gang comes out as we are set for our EoW Tag Team Championship match. Santino and Carlito are out next as we are ready to start this off. The bell rings and it will be Santino and Kip starting off immediately BG jumps off the apron runs around and knocks Carlito down, this distracts Santino long enough for Kip to kick him in the gut and hit the fameasser on Santino, for the 1........2........3
Announcer: Here are your winners and New EoW Tag Team Champions The James Gang.
King:Well that was pretty quick
JR:BG ad Kip are both veterans, they need a better challenge than that. Well up next we have the number one Contendership match which promises to be one hell of a slobberknocker of a match between Randy Orton, HHH, and Samoa Joe.
King:You wanna talk about history of hatred? HHH is the man that cost Orton his first title reign, and Samoa Joe just plain doesnt like anyone
JR: Yeah this one wont be for the feint of heat
Randy Orton's Music blasts to a thunderation of boos. He gets in the ring. HHH's Music hits and the crowd goes nuts. He locks eyes with Orton while making his way down the ramp.Samoa Joe is the last to enter, he gets a good response from the crowd. These two are in the ring and HHH goes right after Orton, and starts nailing him with right hands. Joe just kinda sits back in the corner and watches this go down. HHH is poundig on Orton, and does his taunts to the crowd. Orton is up and starts nailing some Europeon uppercuts on HHH. He hits his patented backbreaker on the Game who rolls to the outside. Orton goes to slam HHH's head into the announce table but HHH blocks it and nails Orton into it. Orton is all woozy as HHH rolls him back into the ring, he throws him into the ropes and hits a AA spinebuster and goes for the pin, Joe picks HHH off Orton and backs off into the corner. HHH picks up Orton and out of nowhere he lands the RKO on HHH. Orton goes for the cover but again Joe stops the count. Orton gets in Joes face about it and the two exchange words. HHH is stirring and is barely on his feet. Joe nails a right hand on Orton and HHH hits him with the pedigree, then falls back to the ground. HHH and Orton are down. Joe looks at the crowd, shrugs, and covers Orton for the 1.....2.......3
Announcer: Here is your winner and the # 1 Contender to the EoW Chapionship Samoa Joe
King: Didnt even look like Joe broke a sweat, he just let them two do all the work
JR: Well i guess it worked for him as we have a new #1 contender, and we will be deciding who he faces a little later on.[/B]
Mr. Kennedy's Music hits as we are about to kick off the Elimination 6 man match for the IC title. Kennedy gets in the ring and his mic lowers.
Kennedy: "Introducing first the man who WILL win this match and become the first ever EoW Intercontinental Champion Mrrrrrrrr.Kennnneeeedddddyyyyy...................Kennneeeddddyyyyyy!
"My name is Finlay and I love to fight" hits as Finlay makes his way to the ring. Out next is Robert Roode. Kenny's music hits as he is out next. AJ's music hits as he makes his way to the ring. The fire explodes as Kane is the last person to enter the ring. All the superstars in the ring start to surround kane as suddenly they all attack him as the bell rings. All 5 men are attacking, as suddenly all 5 go flying they each start approaching him and he nails uppercut after uppercut. Kennedy finally nails him from behind. And the 5 regain contol. Robert Roode hits the Payoff, but kane sits up. Kennedy then hits the Mic Check, but agian he sits up. Finlay then hits the Celtic Cross Followed by a swanton by kennedy, followed by a Leg Drop from Kenny, and all 5 jump on him for the cover 1.......2.......3.
Kane is eliminated. The 5 then start to brawl with eachother. As we see an alliance formed between Kenny, and Mr. Kennedy. Finlay and AJ are fighting, while Roode is going up against Kenny and Kennedy. Out of nowhere KEnnedy hits the mic check on Roode for the 1......2.......3.
Robert Roode is Eliminated. Kenny starts to brawl with AJ, and Kennedy with Finlay. AJ is able to set up Kenny with the styles clash, while at the same time kennedy hits finlay with the mic check they both cover 1.......2........3.
Kenny Dykstra is eliminated.1..........2..........3.
Finlay is eliminated. We are down to AJ, and Kennedy. Suddenly Kennedy hits a big knee to AJ's Stomach. He tosses him into the corner. Kennedy lifts him up and it looks like hes going for the green bay plunge, but AJ counters and AJ hits a huge glying forearm on kennedy. the cover 1..........2........kickout. Styles goes for the Styles clash, but Kennedy reverses it right into the mic check for the 1............2...........3.
AJ Styles is eliminated.
Kennedy gets his mic "Here is your winner, and NEW Intercontinental Champion MRRRRRRRRRRRR.KKKKKEEEEEEENNNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDYYYYYYY............................KEEEEEEENNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.Kennedy's music hits as he exits.
JR:What a fantastic showing by those young men
King:Except for Finlay, hes not young JR.....
Mark Henry's music hits as we are ready for the Impact championship match. It will be a thousand tack match.Umaga is out next as JR reminds us that all these men in the ring are Monsters, and the biggest Monster yet....Abyss's music hits as he heads towards the ring. He doesnt even get in the ring, he first grabs the bag of tacks and takes it with him. The bell rings, and Umaga does his little arm flail before attack thing and he charges Abyss but is met with the bag of tacks right to the head. Abyss then nails henry with the bag. Umaga is up and starts nailing shots to Abyss. Abyss is realling and Umaga tackles him to the outside. Henry runs at Umaga on the outside but is caught and hit with a samoan drop.Henry is down, Abyss is down. Umaga walks toward the announce table and grabs a chair. He gets back to them is met with a boot into the chair by Abyss. Abyss grabs henry and throws him in the ring. Henry counters and hits a worlds strongest slam on Abyss. He covers 1........2.......Umaga breaks it up. Umaga lifts up Henry and hits the samoan spike. Umaga grabs the bag of tacks and dumps them out. Abyss is up and Umaga tries to irish whip Abyss toward the ropes but Abyss counters and hits the Black Hole Slam on Umaga on the tacks for the 1......2..........3.
Announcer: Here is your winner and New Impact Champion Abyss.
King:What a gory match that was
JR: You got that right, that was bowling shoe ugly.
Shawn Micheals Music hits as he makes his way to the ring with a roaring ovation, for the WHC match. He gets in the ring. The lights go out as suddenly the three dongs hit, and the smoke starts to pour out the entrance way.Undertaker's music hits as he does his classic entrance. The Bell rings and we are under way. Taker starts nailing rights on Shawn, shawn answers back with some rights of his own. Taker irish whip him into the other corner and hits his running clothsline on him. Taker sets up for a chokeslam, but micheals kicks him in the gut and hits him with an atomic drop. Micheals bounces off the ropes and nails a flying forearm, followed by a kickup. He hits a scoop slam on taker and goes up top for a elbow drop, but taker sits up and catches him by the throat and nails a chokeslam. Taker covers 1..........2........kickout by shawn. Taker lifts him up and goes for the last ride, but counters and goes for sweet chin music, but taker ducks, and sets shawn up for a Tombstone goes for the pin 1...........2...........the ref is pulled out of the ring by scott steiner! Undertaker goes over to the ropes and talkes with steiner, he turns around right into a sweet chin music. Shawn goes for the pin 1..........2............3.
Announcer:Here is your winner and New World Heavieweight Champion Shawn Micheals.
JR:What in the hell would condone Scott Steiner to come out here and mess up this match?
King: Im not sure JR, but what i do know is Taker is not happy right now.
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Christian makes his way down the ramp for the EoW TLC Championship match against his brother Edge.
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Edge makes his way out staring down his brother. He gets into the ring. Christian doesnt even wait for the bell as he attacks Edge, Edge is on the defensive receiving blow after blow.Edge immediately hits a low blow on christian and he slides to the outside. Edge grabs a chair and brings it in the ring, he swings and misses, Christian hits Edge with an inverted ddt. Christian grabs the chair and lays a shot to the back of Edge. Christian goes to the outside and grabs a table, he props it up in the corner. He goes back over to Edge and stomps away, he picks him up, Edge kicks him in the gut and nails an Edgecution. He goes for the cover 1........2.......kick out. Edge looks pissed. He picks up christian, who counters and locks edges arms going for the unprettier, edge shoves him off, and christian turns around right into a spear. Edge goes for the cover 1..........2..........kick out again by christian. Edge is blazing that he hasnt pinned his brother yet. So Edge sets up for another spear, but christian counters locks edges arms and hits the unprettier on him. But christian doesnt go for the pin he goes to the outside and grabs another chair. He slams it down on the ground and picks Edge up. He locks his arms turns him over and nails the unprettier on the chair. Christian then grabs the other chair and nails the conchairto on Edge for good measure. Christian goes for the pin 1...........2............3!
Announcer: Here is your winner and New EoW Champion Christian Cage. The crowd goes nuts as we go off the air.
Results:
Mickie James won the Diva Battle Royal to become the EoW Womens Champ
James Storm def. Shelton Benjamin for the U.S. Title
The Hardy Boyz def. Miz and Morrison to become Impact World Tag Champs
Kurt Angle def John Cena, Batista, Bobby Lashley, and Booker T to become the #1 Contender to the World Heaviewieight Championship
Jamie Noble def Jay Lethal, Alex Shelley, and Chris Sabin to become the X Division Champion
The James Gang def. Santino and Carlito to become EoW Tag Champs
Samoa Joe def. HHH, ad Randy Orton to become #1 contender to EoW championship
Mr. Kennedy def. AJ Styles, Robert Roode, Kenny Dykstra, Finlay, and Kane to become Intercontinental Champion
Abyss def Mark Henry, and Umaga to become Impact Champion
Shawn Micheals def. The Undertaker to become World Heavieweight Champ
Christian Cage def Edge to become EoW Champion