The AVN Clever Porn Title Of The Year

[Turd Ferguson]

Well, the AVN Award Nominations are out, and it should be a slobberknocker in the category of Most Clever Porn Title of the year.

It appears that the Oscars have taken a nod from the AVN by including more than just 5 nominees. Either that, or the adult film industry really fucking loves its puns. Anyway, if you're going to be in Las Vegas the weekend of January 9th, I wouldn't recommend hanging out in the hot tub unless you're in the mood to catch god knows what.

Also, some of these titles show that racism is still perfectly acceptable in the adult film industry.

Anyway, I think my dream of directing Fappy Gilmore is still alive. Hopefully nobody takes that away from me!

What's your choice for the most clever porn title? Feel free to come up with your own here and make this a bad pun free for all.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh come on Nailin Palin was better than this.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh never mind.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

I think I have to give the nod to "Twitter My Shitter"

 

[The Doctor]

THESE ARE AWFUL

 

[NSL]

It appears that the Oscars have taken a nod from the AVN by including more than just 5 nominees.

You must be new to porn awards...There's routinely more than 5 nominees. As many as 8 or 9 usually.

I've seen 15 for Starlet Of The Year...

 

[Fizzy]

A brutha came in your mutha lmfao how can you not vote for that.

 

[Coco]

Barack's Big Stimulus Package for the win, with War on a Rack and Twitter My Shitter as close runner ups.

How does something like Your Mom Tossed My Salad get nominated? IMO, for somethiing to be up for Clever Porn Title Of The Year, it should be unique and not feel like something you've seen a million times already. IMO, tripe like Your Mom Tossed My Salad getting a nomination really devalues this award and the AVNs in general.

 

[TLC]

OMG a Brutha came in yo Mutha is the best on there, well the funniest one, then probably twitter my shitter a close second but they are mostly crap really.