Random Fact of the Day- About YOURSELF

[Jessie Lynn DivaGirl]

Just for fun, let's see who can come up with the funniest fact about themselves for today. It can be a full fledged story or a little side note from your day, or hell even a weird dream you had that you think is interesting.

To break the awkward silence, I'll start:

Last night I had a wrestling dream where Rey Mysterio returned and only one person noticed and then nobody cheered for his opponent who happened to be Cena. Kind of like a filler spot during a show.

 

[King Patrick Star]

Nice idea.

I have 46 Championship Belts. 3 Commemorative, 1 Rocky (from the movie, Rocky), 5 Jakks MMA, 4 Jakks TNA, 5 plastic / foam WWE, 6 Mattel WWE, and 22 Jakks WWE.

I bought my brother 6 Tag Team Belts and a World Title (Jakks / Mattel). My daughter has the Jakks Women’s Belt. My son has the Spinner Belt that plays music and a sort of video on the main plate for 6 different SuperStars.

Hi, I’m King Patrick Star, and I’m addicted to Championship Belts…that I can afford.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I'm a pedophile. So you see, you really do learn something new every day.

 

[#hamler]

I sleep with a 12 inch tall plush doll of Brian off of Family Guy.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

I hate Twilight but like Jacob.

 

[Paralyzer Z]

I own nearly every Godzilla movie in existence.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

A Robert Plant wannabe.

 

[Dagger Dias]

My initials spell out RAW. Perfect for a wrestling fan

 

[Nate DaMac]

I just found out that Taco Bell sells their creamy Chipotle sauce at Wal-Mart. I can make Chicken Quesadillas that taste just like Taco Bell's.

 

[#hamler]

My initials spell out RAW. Perfect for a wrestling fan

My initials are AMH. Which if scrambled around, spell H.A.M. - the name I'm currently going by on the forums. HAM are also the first three letters of my last name.

Also, I like ham.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I sleep with a compare the meerkat plush toy and it's my best friend in the world.

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

I slightly shit my pants at work today. I was farting all day and some of them felt kind of wet and then I felt a sticky substance underneath my ass cheeks, so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My underwear was clean and there wasn't actually shit in my pants, but my ass had shit residue on it even though I hadn't shit all day.

 

[Dagger Dias]

I just found out that Taco Bell sells their creamy Chipotle sauce at Wal-Mart. I can make Chicken Quesadillas that taste just like Taco Bell's.

So how long until you put Taco Bell out of business?

 

[GI Cake]

I like Waffles.

 

[LilacFray]

I have 2 names of my own, a family name and a surname.

 

[Mustang Sally]

As a street fighter, I'm undefeated.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

Blood type AB-negative. That shit's is rare. You won't find it at CostCo.

 

[LilacFray]

Blood type AB-negative. That shit's is rare. You won't find it at CostCo.

I'm AB+ve.

 

[GI Cake]

I'm O-, My blood helps everybody. Even you AB fuckers.

 

[6timehitta]

I slightly shit my pants at work today. I was farting all day and some of them felt kind of wet and then I felt a sticky substance underneath my ass cheeks, so I went to the bathroom to check it out. My underwear was clean and there wasn't actually shit in my pants, but my ass had shit residue on it even though I hadn't shit all day.

This is the single funniest thing I've read in a long time

Also, I like to go around pantsing people.

 

[Miko]

I have no fingers

 

[¡Roján!]

I wax my chest hair like Christian.

 

[LSN80]

Like Rey Mysterio, Ive had surgery on my right knee five times.....

 

[Blue Chipper]

Like Rey Mysterio, Ive had surgery on my right knee five times.....

That's two random facts!

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I dream about AJ Lee at least 3-5 times a week.