Scott Free
The man of a thousand rest holds.
I like reading pro wrestling news, but sometimes, I kind of find them amusing to say the least, you know, tidbits of junk based on rumors and sometimes, out-and-out made up stuff. So I'm toying with the idea of a parody wrestling news site, with completely made-up stuff, kind of like this...
SAMOA JOE'S WEIGHT GAIN EXPLAINED!
A source in TNA revealed that Samoa Joe's recent weight gain is part of his new gimmick. Joe has been on an intensive Sumo style diet for the time he was absent to prepare for his new persona. The one man "Nation of Violence" gimmick is based on the old One Man Gang gimmick, but according to Joe, he's supposed to represent a whole nation, so he must expand his borders to at least Yokozuna levels to successfully project this new image. More details on this as they become available.
SAMOA JOE'S WEIGHT GAIN EXPLAINED!
A source in TNA revealed that Samoa Joe's recent weight gain is part of his new gimmick. Joe has been on an intensive Sumo style diet for the time he was absent to prepare for his new persona. The one man "Nation of Violence" gimmick is based on the old One Man Gang gimmick, but according to Joe, he's supposed to represent a whole nation, so he must expand his borders to at least Yokozuna levels to successfully project this new image. More details on this as they become available.