Pancake's Food for Thought (A Reverse Q&A)

[GI Cake]

So with the sudden wave of all these Q&A threads and things similar to it, I took it upon myself to make a thread that instead of you guys asking me questions, I will ask a question about your character that you will answer. This won't be simple things like "Does your character like cake?" but more along the lines of going into the inner mind of your character and hopefully discovering or creating more complexity to your character.

Question 1: If professional wrestling was banned across the entire world, what would your character(s) do as a new profession?

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I'll bite: be an utter bastard and be a magnate because there simply aren't enough of them in the world today.

 

[Miko]

News anchor or novelty porn star, okay, he'd be on a factory floor chopping uptight foreign workers into place or something.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

Male model

 

[Remix]

Wunderbar: An asshole. Probably running his own, fairly successful company.

Stark: He'd be retired at 29, doing freelance consulting to break up the monotony and investing in things for fun and profit. Also working on his golf swing.

Hoss: In his dungeon

Reese: Playing in the NFL, probably.

 

[Ty Burna]

El Califa: Probably kickboxing or MMA.

Ty: Super villan of epic proportions. He'd make Galactus look gentle in comparison.

 

[The Doctor]

Karzai and Saxton would still be in their regular jobs as a rock star and a B-movie actor, respectively.

Dance Party 95 would be spreading funk throughout the galaxy in other ways, possibly on television through sheer accident.

Erin Toyota would probably have been in the lab for longer before she found another passion to throw herself into. Probably writing incomprehensible "artsy" literature that gets dissected in high school classrooms. Or maybe she'd be a librarian.

 

[Coco]

Kravinoff would probably take up mixed martial arts. One sport need not have a monopoly on such an elemental bloodlust.

 

[Барбоса]

Barbosa would (still) be in the nut house.

 

[Dave]

Party guest speaker... And how interesting that would be.

 

[TBK]

I imagine if LGM wasn't in wrestling, he'd be doing not too much different from what he does now. He'd still be a chivalrous masked vigilante. I'd imagine he'd be a bit more lonesome. Maybe he'd join the cops and his color would change to blue.

The other ideas would be a professional gambler and a tiger handler. He's already done the latter and he's lost one game before in his life.

 

[Bernkastel]

Celeste would be teaching sambo... pretty straight forward and boring.