Wrestlemania 27
The Rock
The Rock hyped up the crowd to start off Wrestlemania 27. I thought starting the show off with The Rock was a good idea. The crowd was really into him, and they were hanging on his every word. The Rock gave a spark to the start of Wrestlemania, and it’ll be interesting to see how the host of Wrestlemania will do throughout the rest of the night.
Edge/With Christian VS Alberto Del Rio/With Brodus Clay & Ricardo- World Heavyweight Championship
Edge hits a Spear to retain his World Heavyweight Championship. This was a solid match. There was some nice back and forth action here, both men managed to pull of some impressive counters, and Del Rio made sure to take advantage of Edge’s injured arm, as he went to work on the crippled body part throughout the entire match. The interference from Brodus Clay and Ricardo didn’t surprise me too much, because they are Del Rio’s lackeys, and they were at ringside, so you just knew they were going to get involved at some point. Christian made sure to protect his best buddy, and I did enjoy seeing Christian join Edge at ringside for this one. Captain Charisma is Edge’s best friend, so it was cool to see him stand by his best friend during this match. This wasn’t bad, but I was surprised to see this match open the show. I can understand separating both World Championship matches, but this match ACUALLY OPENED THE SHOW!?!?! This was the first match of the night, so the fans might forget about it as the night goes on. Also, this makes Del Rio’s Rumble win seem VERY insignificant.
Match Rating- 6.5/10
After the match, Edge continues the celebration by destroying one of Del Rio’s fancy cars.
Cody Rhodes VS Rey Mysterio
Mysterio tries to go after Rhodes on the outside, but Cody grabs Rey’s knee brace, and he whacks Mysterio in the face, as he tries to come through the ropes. Cody hits Cross Rhodes for the win. This was a nice match. There was some good back and forth action here, and this one did have a strong competitive feel. Cody looked like a real animal, as he ripped Mysterio’s knee brace from his leg. Also, watching Mysterio use Cody’s own mask as a weapon against him was unreal. Mysterio was able to get some payback, and using Cody’s own mask against him was the icing on the cake. I was really surprised to see Cody win here, because I didn’t think he would go over Mysterio at Wrestlemania. Cody has been doing a marvelous job with the disturbed version of his character, and a win over Rey Mysterio at Wrestlemania should give him a nice boost. Oh, and I LOVED Mysterio’s Captain America costume. Rey usually shows us some cool outfits at the big show, and he didn’t disappoint here.
Match Rating- 7/10
Snoop Dogg
Snoop is looking for some new talent for his tour, so he holds some auditions backstage. Teddy Long will help Snoop evaluate the talent. William Regal does a horrible freestyle. The Great Khali and Beth Phoenix perform a duet. Zack Ryder tries perform a musical number, but Rowdy Piper pops him in the back of the head with a coconut. Yoshi Tatsu and Chris Masters are up next. Yoshi sings “We will Rock You!” Masters shows us his amazing pec dance number. Hornswoggle is on last. The little guy can’t speak, and Snoop has had enough. He leaves the room with Teddy Long. Hornswoggle decides to open his mouth when Snoop leaves. He busts out a freestyle, while The Bella Twins dance in the background to end the segment. Yeah, I thought this was pretty horrible. Seeing Piper bust a coconut over Ryder’s head did make me chuckle a little bit, but nothing else did it for me. Master’s pec dance isn’t funny to me anymore, and I can’t stand Hornswoggle. Also, Snoop Dogg has been involved in a good amount of shitty films over the years, and I really can‘t get into his music anymore, so I really don’t get too excited when I see him nowadays.
The Corre VS The Big Show, Kane, Kofi Kingston & Santino Marella
Vladimir Kozlov was supposed to be apart of this match, but he was attacked by The Corre at Wrestlemania Axxess.
A melee erupts towards the end. Santino hits the Cobra on Slater. Show follows this up with a Knockout Punch, and the big man picks up the three count for the win. REALLY?!?!? The Corre DIDN’T win this match??? The Corre has been riding a nice wave of momentum lately, and winning a match at Wrestlemania could’ve given them a nice little boost. The opposing team has nothing to gain from a win here. Santino is a comedy act, I can’t see Kane and Big Show being involved in the World Heavyweight Championship picture, and Kofi has kind of faded away into obscurity recently. As far as the match goes, it was nothing special at all. This match was VERY short, the melee erupted pretty quickly, and Santino and Show took care of Slater to get the win. This was a very forgettable match.
Match Rating- 0/10
Randy Orton VS CM Punk
Punk comes off the top rope. He goes for a clothesline, but Orton catches him with an RKO, and Randall picks up the three count for the win. I thought this was a good match. Punk did a great job of viscously attacking Orton’s injured leg, and Orton sold the injury so well. There was good amount of back and forth action here, and this one did have a steady pace. Seeing Punk win here would’ve been nice, because I think he could’ve used the boost a lot more than Orton, but The Viper is the bigger star, and I believe he will be back in the WWE Championship picture soon enough.
Match Rating- 7/10
Michael Cole/With Jack Swagger VS Jerry Lawler- Special Guest Referee Stone Cold Steve Austin
Lawler locks the Ankle Lock on Cole. Cole is tapping for his life, but Stone Cold is hesitant to ring the bell. He lets Cole suffer a little more, and then Austin finally calls for the bell. YES! Lawler finally gets his revenge on Michael Cole! The beer bash starts, as Lawler and King toast a couple of cold ones together. Booker T joins in. He does a Spin-a-Roonie, but he eventually receives a Stunner from Stone Cold. Lawler is enjoying his Wrestlemania moment, and thing couldn‘t be any better right…but wait. We get an e-mail from the Raw General Manager. Uh oh, this can’t be good. Apparently, Stone Cold abused his authority, and this doesn’t sit well with the GM. He reverses the decision, and Michael Cole is awarded the Victory??? Are you fucking serious? Lawler had to endure months of torture from Cole. This was supposed to his night for revenge. This was supposed to be King’s Wrestlemania moment. Cole already gets more than enough heat from live crowds, so it’s not like he needs anymore. The build for this feud was so good, but I do think WWE dropped the ball here. Lawler had to put up with Cole’s bullshit for months. Destroying Cole and getting the victory on the grandest stage of them all was supposed to be the payoff.
As far as the match goes, I thought it was pretty underwhelming. This one never got into a rhythm, and Cole’s Ankle Lock looked so weak. There were a lot of dull moments in this match, and things didn’t pick until the very end, when King finally gained the upper hand on Cole. For me, Austin’s Stunner on Swagger was the most exciting part of this match, and this was the only time where I saw the crowd show some real excitement. I didn’t think this was a good sign. The crowd was pretty dead for this one, and you could hear some pretty loud “Boring!” chants. Austin showed a lot of favoritism towards Lawler, but this was expected.
Match Rating- 3/10
After the match, Lawler goes nuts. He throws Josh Matthews to Stone Cold, and Mathews receives a Stunner.
Triple H VS The Undertaker- No Holds Barred Match
Triple H grabs his trusty sledgehammer. He prepares to deliver the final blow to The Deadman, but Taker catches HHH in The Hell’s Gate submission. HHH tries to fight out of the deadly hold, but he can’t break Taker’s deadly grip, Taker survives this grueling match, and Taker is now 19-0 at Wrestlemania. The brutality was insane in this match. Both men threw everything they could at each other, and Triple H gave Taker a viscous beat down towards the end of this match. These two really had me fooled for a second, because there was a time where I seriously thought HHH was going to break the streak. During the viscous beat down, Taker looked so weak and vulnerable. When Triple H finally hit the Tombstone, I thought it was over, and I was legitimately in shock when Taker kicked out. This match didn’t have the best flow, and the rhythm wasn’t there at times, because things did slow down a lot after a lot of the big spots in this match. Still, this was a very brutal battle, and I really did enjoy this match.
Match Rating- 8/10
After the match, Taker isn’t in good shape. He has trouble getting to his feet, and he needs help leaving the ringside area. HHH shows signs of concern, as he hobbles to the back. Taker is helped on to a cart, and The Deadman is driven to the back. I really don’t know what to think about this. This could be legit, because Taker really did look beat up, and he did endure a lot of punishment towards the end of this one. Taker’s body is pretty banged up, so it wouldn’t surprise me if this whole situation was %100 real. He didn’t seem all there, and it’s unclear what the future holds for Taker.
Snooki, Trish Stratus, & John Morrison VS Lay-Cool & Dolph Ziggler
Snooki hits a weird looking standing splash on McCool, and she picks up the win for her team. I couldn’t get into this. There was a nice little encounter between McCool and Trish, but this very short match failed to do anything for me. Morrison used Starship Pain to take out Ziggler on the outside, but I would’ve loved to see more interaction between these two. Snooki was booed heavily, as she entered the match, so that just goes to show you how many people hate Jersey Shore. Snooki did execute the handspring back bump pretty well, but her standing splash did look kind of sloppy, but Snooki isn’t a wrestler, so you had to expect at least one slip up out there. This match was very high up on the card, so I had a good feeling this one wouldn’t get too much time. This was just a piss break before the main event, and this is one match I don’t want to remember.
Match Rating- 1/10
John Cena VS The Miz/With Alex Riley- WWE Championship
The Miz is on the outside. He’s trying to recover from the hard Attitude Adjustment he had to endure. Cena hits a hard running clothesline on Miz. Miz is trying to recover on the security barricade, but Cena takes him out with a hard tackle to the ground, and both men are out of it. The ref counts to ten, and this one ends in a double count out! The Rock’s music hits, and it looks like things are about to get interesting. The Rock looks pissed, but before he can do anything, we get another e-mail for the Raw GM. JR heads to the computer, but Rock stops him. Rock begins to read the e-mail, but he doesn’t care what the Raw GM thinks, so he decides to make a decision of his own. He restarts the match, and he adds a No DQ stipulation. Miz escapes another Attitude Adjustment from Cena. The Rock slides in the ring, and he gets his revenge on Cena with a Rock Bottom. The Miz takes advantage of The Rock’s attack, and he picks up the three count to retain the WWE Championship. After the match, we get a brief stare down between Rock and Miz. Rock hits the ring. He punishes Miz with a series of punches. He hits a Spinebsuter, and Rock follows this up with a People’s Elbow. The Rock poses for the crowd to close the show.
I thought this match was decent enough. There was some nice back and forth action between Cena and Miz, and seeing Miz kick out of the Attitude Adjustment was a real shocker for me. We saw a few hard hitting moves from Cena, and Riley’s inference didn’t bother me that much, because he was at ringside, so you just knew he was going to get involved at some point. Although, I do think this match had one really big problem….it didn‘t have that epic Wrestelmania main event feel. Cena VS Miz just felt like another match. I don‘t think this was horrible, but this one didn‘t give me goosebumps or send chills down my spine.
Match Rating- 5/10
Overall Show Rating 7/10- This was a tough one for me. I don’t think this Mania was terrible, but this one never excited me too much. For me, Triple H VS Undertaker was the match of the night. It was brutal, and I did believe the streak was coming to an end after HHH hit the Tombstone. The rest of the wrestling on this show didn’t wow me too much, and I still can’t believe Michael Cole got the victory over Jerry Lawler. Lawler winning at Mania was supposed to be the payoff for this feud, but WWE blew it big time by reversing the decision. Do they really think Cole needs more heat? As far as The Rock being guest host goes, I thought he did a pretty fine job. The crowd was into him throughout the night, and I think he needed to be involved in the Cena/Miz match. EVERYONE wanted to see what The Rock would do. They wanted to see him get some payback for the Attitude Adjustment on Raw, so I’m sure a lot of people would’ve been disappointed if he decided to do nothing. This Wrestlemania had it’s moments, but there were times where I couldn’t get into this show.