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RAW/The Slammy Awards-12/13/2010
David Arquette/Shocker of the Year Award
Arquette is here...and he might be hammered drunk. He plays the heel role, as if he had any choice. Nexus wins the Shocker award, and definitely should have. Wade runs his mouth a little bit too much, and gets thrown into a match with The Big Slow.
Big Show vs. Wade Barrett
Only two things I liked about this. 1. Show taking Wade's award away from him, daring him to get it back. 2. It ended quickly. I am totally uninterested in most everything Show does now-a-days, and besides taking the Slammy, this was no different.
Kelly Kelly/Tyson with his Bodyguard presenting the Despicable Me Award/CM Punk
Tyson Kidd needs to cut his goddamn hair, NOW.
Kelly Kelly is still the hottest chick in the WWE, and it isn't even close, I don't care what any of you say. I would have given this award to Mr. McMahon for kicking Bret in "the gut," but I guess McMahon really can't show up right now (kayfabe and whatnot). Punk is a good choice though. I'm interested to see who Punk is talking about, hopefully it's Daniel Bryan.
Kofi/Daniel Bryan vs. DiBiase/Ziggler
This was nothing. Short match, a few spots, etc. Kofi still looks as though he has no idea how to pace a match out. He's either full-tilt, or in complete rest. Nothing in between, and that's why I think Kofi is horribly overrated.
Santino and Vladimir/Slammy Award for Best Host/Pee Wee Herman
THIS is how you put together a random tag team. You make them not-so-random. You keep together, and find common ground. It's not that hard. Santino and Kozlov were funny as hell tonight. Anyway, the award goes to Pee Wee Herman, and unfortunately his speech goes on about a minute too long.
Cody Rhodes vs. Miz-Ark
Always happy to see a Cody Rhodes win..and a Miz-Ark loss. How does Mark Henry still have a job??? Still, Cody beat a monster of a man, which can't hurt his credibility.
Jerry Lawler and Vickie present the Award for Holy S*%# Moment of the Year/John Cena
Lawler is hilarious here. This promo, right here, shows Jerry Lawler is NOT the problem on commentary, Vince McMahon is. Plain and simple, it's Vince's fault that Lawler isn't funny anymore.
Cena wins this for FU'ing Batista off of the car. This is bullshit. COMPLETE bullshit. Orton's RKO from the AirBourne was a hell of a lot sweeter than this. This FU off of the car shouldn't have even been nominated. This is garbage, and it makes me not even want to talk about what happened after. Barrett re-hires Cena, they are having a chairs match at TLC, blah, blah, blah. Complete bullshit.
David Arquette/The Little Demon Girl/Miz and Riley
I think it's awesome that they brought this girl in. Her face was the most memorable thing of that night, outside of Miz winning. Miz comes out, and takes her trophy. Gives him major heat at least. GM says it's Miz vs. Mysterio...just great.
Miz vs. Mysterio
I still think Miz is incredibly boring, but he's cheating to win all of the time, and I like that. Not every heel champion needs to be dominant, and he's playing the coward quite well. This match wasn't anything special, but it worked.
Edge/Christian/Meltdown Award
This was beyond disappointing. E&C are really funny together, and WWE did nothing with it. They were boring, and Edge won for beating up the computer. Calling Cole a tool was pretty funny though.
Sheamus vs. John Morrison
Good way to set up their match at TLC. I think Morrison wins at TLC, setting up Miz/Morrison at Royal Rumble. HHH returning at TLC? Screwing Sheamus out of his title shot? I think it's possible.
I'm skipping EVERYTHING having to do with the Women. It all sucked.
Edge vs. Jack Swagger
Swagger loses again, which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. Man, Edge is out of shape.
HBK/Moment of the Year
I wish they had gone with HBK/Bret Hart together, giving them both something for that awesome moment. But, Shawn at Mania had to be recognized.
Randy Orton vs. David Arquette/Alex Riley
I think the interactions between Arquette and Orton were the highlight of the night. Every time Orton looked at Arquette, I Marked-TFO. Orton is still a master of in-ring psychology, and can stare a hole through anyone. Props to David for taking that HUGE powerbomb. Great segment here.
Michael Cole/Line of the Year
Did they even tell us what the specific line was?? I don't think so. Cole babbles on and on, and is getting more annoying by the second. Pretty sad when you're forced to turn your play-by-play guy into a heel because he's already hated that badly. How about firing him istead?? Any takers??
Superstar of the Year
Cena wins this award, and I shouldn't be shocked. Was this really a fan poll? Just curious. I think it should have gone to Orton, but whatever. I guess going from the most hated heel in the business to the most popular means nothing
Cena vs. Otunga
David Otunga makes John Cena look like Kurt Angle out there. Otunga is so terrible, I am actually in shock that he still has a job. Terrible match, with Cena squashing him. I hope this Nexus thing goes somewhere soon, it's getting old.
OVERALL: B
This was a good show. Lots of comedy, the Arquette/Orton thing was awesome, and it didn't really have a dull moment. Definitely an above-average Raw.
David Arquette/Shocker of the Year Award
Arquette is here...and he might be hammered drunk. He plays the heel role, as if he had any choice. Nexus wins the Shocker award, and definitely should have. Wade runs his mouth a little bit too much, and gets thrown into a match with The Big Slow.
Big Show vs. Wade Barrett
Only two things I liked about this. 1. Show taking Wade's award away from him, daring him to get it back. 2. It ended quickly. I am totally uninterested in most everything Show does now-a-days, and besides taking the Slammy, this was no different.
Kelly Kelly/Tyson with his Bodyguard presenting the Despicable Me Award/CM Punk
Tyson Kidd needs to cut his goddamn hair, NOW.
Kelly Kelly is still the hottest chick in the WWE, and it isn't even close, I don't care what any of you say. I would have given this award to Mr. McMahon for kicking Bret in "the gut," but I guess McMahon really can't show up right now (kayfabe and whatnot). Punk is a good choice though. I'm interested to see who Punk is talking about, hopefully it's Daniel Bryan.
Kofi/Daniel Bryan vs. DiBiase/Ziggler
This was nothing. Short match, a few spots, etc. Kofi still looks as though he has no idea how to pace a match out. He's either full-tilt, or in complete rest. Nothing in between, and that's why I think Kofi is horribly overrated.
Santino and Vladimir/Slammy Award for Best Host/Pee Wee Herman
THIS is how you put together a random tag team. You make them not-so-random. You keep together, and find common ground. It's not that hard. Santino and Kozlov were funny as hell tonight. Anyway, the award goes to Pee Wee Herman, and unfortunately his speech goes on about a minute too long.
Cody Rhodes vs. Miz-Ark
Always happy to see a Cody Rhodes win..and a Miz-Ark loss. How does Mark Henry still have a job??? Still, Cody beat a monster of a man, which can't hurt his credibility.
Jerry Lawler and Vickie present the Award for Holy S*%# Moment of the Year/John Cena
Lawler is hilarious here. This promo, right here, shows Jerry Lawler is NOT the problem on commentary, Vince McMahon is. Plain and simple, it's Vince's fault that Lawler isn't funny anymore.
Cena wins this for FU'ing Batista off of the car. This is bullshit. COMPLETE bullshit. Orton's RKO from the AirBourne was a hell of a lot sweeter than this. This FU off of the car shouldn't have even been nominated. This is garbage, and it makes me not even want to talk about what happened after. Barrett re-hires Cena, they are having a chairs match at TLC, blah, blah, blah. Complete bullshit.
David Arquette/The Little Demon Girl/Miz and Riley
I think it's awesome that they brought this girl in. Her face was the most memorable thing of that night, outside of Miz winning. Miz comes out, and takes her trophy. Gives him major heat at least. GM says it's Miz vs. Mysterio...just great.
Miz vs. Mysterio
I still think Miz is incredibly boring, but he's cheating to win all of the time, and I like that. Not every heel champion needs to be dominant, and he's playing the coward quite well. This match wasn't anything special, but it worked.
Edge/Christian/Meltdown Award
This was beyond disappointing. E&C are really funny together, and WWE did nothing with it. They were boring, and Edge won for beating up the computer. Calling Cole a tool was pretty funny though.
Sheamus vs. John Morrison
Good way to set up their match at TLC. I think Morrison wins at TLC, setting up Miz/Morrison at Royal Rumble. HHH returning at TLC? Screwing Sheamus out of his title shot? I think it's possible.
I'm skipping EVERYTHING having to do with the Women. It all sucked.
Edge vs. Jack Swagger
Swagger loses again, which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone. Man, Edge is out of shape.
HBK/Moment of the Year
I wish they had gone with HBK/Bret Hart together, giving them both something for that awesome moment. But, Shawn at Mania had to be recognized.
Randy Orton vs. David Arquette/Alex Riley
I think the interactions between Arquette and Orton were the highlight of the night. Every time Orton looked at Arquette, I Marked-TFO. Orton is still a master of in-ring psychology, and can stare a hole through anyone. Props to David for taking that HUGE powerbomb. Great segment here.
Michael Cole/Line of the Year
Did they even tell us what the specific line was?? I don't think so. Cole babbles on and on, and is getting more annoying by the second. Pretty sad when you're forced to turn your play-by-play guy into a heel because he's already hated that badly. How about firing him istead?? Any takers??
Superstar of the Year
Cena wins this award, and I shouldn't be shocked. Was this really a fan poll? Just curious. I think it should have gone to Orton, but whatever. I guess going from the most hated heel in the business to the most popular means nothing
Cena vs. Otunga
David Otunga makes John Cena look like Kurt Angle out there. Otunga is so terrible, I am actually in shock that he still has a job. Terrible match, with Cena squashing him. I hope this Nexus thing goes somewhere soon, it's getting old.
OVERALL: B
This was a good show. Lots of comedy, the Arquette/Orton thing was awesome, and it didn't really have a dull moment. Definitely an above-average Raw.