New bath, wierd shit...

[Miko]

I installed a new bath yesterday, it gave me a bit of trouble but I fucking did it cos' I am a proper blokey bloke who can do bloke things like fitting a bath and all that other shit.

Anyway, this bath is unused, brand new, just installed. I go to use it because I haven't fitted the shower yet, I run all the water, get in, and what do I see on the edge? A fucking pube, not even mine! How the shit does that happen?




Apologies to anybody who opened this thread hoping for scat stories or something like that, this is a rather tame effort really.

 

[Blade]

I guess there's some workers back at the factory who like to teabag the ceramic.

 

[Good Golly It's Ollie]

Are you sure it wasn't a short beard or sideburn hair? Those can sometimes look like pubes.

 

[nightmare]

Clearly it was Coco's ghost trying to communicate from the other side. But what does it mean?

 

[The Butcher]

Clearly it was Coco's ghost trying to communicate from the other side. But what does it mean?

That's hilarious and terrifying.

 

[Cena Is A Punk Rocker]

Ye ole pube.

 

[Starkist]

Just disgusting. I hate hair, I'd have been one angry bloke.

 

[WBL]

... we're supposed to take baths?

 

[Starkist]

Yes, bath time. Just like the good old Roman Empire days!

 

[Miko]

Are you sure it wasn't a short beard or sideburn hair? Those can sometimes look like pubes.

If it was mine I'd be able to tell ya, but as it wasn't all I can do is hope for the best.

Clearly it was Coco's ghost trying to communicate from the other side. But what does it mean?

Means that Coco is spending as much time in my bath in death as he did in life

 

[nightmare]

Bubble Bath Buddies, eh?

 

[Miko]

Cleanliness is next to Godliness, and Coco prayed religiously

 

[Reflection]

Maybe they tested it to see if everything was working properly before selling it

 

[Dirk]

It was mine. I just wanted to touch something that will touch your bum.

 

[Miko]

I squat wash

 

[Dirk]

I squat wash

I know!

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Prob a ghost