This isn't a promo for Jake vs Spiral, but it is for another feud going on and I wanted some feedback on it here.
Team Jonny: Jonny B, Downward Spiral, Big Ace, extremetwistoffate, Pastie1545 and Luther Hull.
Team Jake: Y2Jake, The Enforcer, St Joe, Abyss.
(Jonny B's music hits, and Team Jonny hits the ring. They are all walk out and look angrily at the crowd. They stop before the ring and raise their hands in unison. They all climb in the ring and the pyro goes off. Jonny B grabs a microphone as the rest of Team Jonny is looking around the arena.)
"Enough with the words. Enough with all this crap. We are sick of having to be shoved around as if we are the lower leagues in this business. Nothing could be further from the truth. We are the high and mighty here. We, are the GODS of this business. Team Jonny is the greatest thing that has ever hit this Earth and at WZMania, we will be hitting anything in our sight, and if Jake and his fat band of 'cronies' gets in our way, you can be sure that they will not be coming out unscathed. That brings me to another point. What was it I said before that we were the best this business had to offer. Well, I guess we could say that, but I think, there is one...weak link. It's been staring me in the face guys, and most of you know what I am talking about here."
"You see Team Jonny is meant to be about the glory and it is meant to be filled with the greatest wrestlers in this company. But I have a little problem with this group. You see, someone here, doesn't belong anywhere near the rest of us (The others start to step back a little). We call the shots here, and I am calling one right now."
(Jonny looks back at the group, before Downward Spiral low blows Pastie1545, who crumbles to the ground. The rest of Team Jonny starts to stomp on him, before Big Ace locks in a Camel Clutch, and Jonny kneels down eye to eye with him.)
"You thought you even belonged in here? This is Team Jonny, not a Team of circus freaks, who can't wrestle to save their lives, which is EXACTLY what you are you pathetic piece of crap. Now, I don't care what you think, because we just called the damn shots and there is NOTHING you can do about it. So go back in amongst all those worthless morons in the back where you belong, because you are nowhere near our league."
(Jonny slaps him in the face before Ace slams Pastie's head into the ground. Luther Hull and Extremetwistoffate both hit a snapshot type move on Pastie before Spiral throws Pastie to the edge of the mat, lifts Pastie's head up over the top rope and hits an RKO on Pastie, before Ace superkicks Pastie to the floor. Spiral takes the microphone off of Jonny.)
"You see that you idiots? You want an example of just what we can do? You just got it. And can you imagine what we are going to do to "Team Jake"? That is nothing. That worthless loser got what he had coming and he had no business associating with us because we are better than him. We are better than all you people and we are better than any other wrestlers in this world. We don't beg for respect, because we command it, and if anyone wants to try and put themselves above us, that (points to Pastie) is EXACTLY what you will get."
(He looks out at Pastie before giving the microphone to Big Ace, and spitting out at Pastie. Big Ace laughs before lifting the mic to his mouth.)
"Spiral, you are exactly right. Anyone who gets in our way will be dealt with because we are just that damn good. There's no stopping Team Jake and we never wanted that scum messing with our team anyway. Now we can claim that we are truly the greatest wrestlers in this business, and Team Jake, we now have no weak links. We are...unstoppable. We have Jonny B, the ruthless son of a bitch, who takes no crap and does whatever he wants because he can. We have Downward Spiral, one of the greatest wrestlers in this business and the most intellectual wrestler there ever was, someone that ANY team would kill to have. We have Luther Hull, who could crush anyone that gets in his or our way, and like the rest of us, he doesn't take kindly to condescending losers."
"We also have Ultraviolenticon, who was smart enough to go from the loser team, to the Dream Team, and he is just further proof that we take only the best, and destroy the rest, as you can see from what we did to Pastie. You mess with us, you seal your fate and that is, that you will be feeling the effects of what we do to you for the rest of your pathetic life."
(Ace hands the microphone to Luther Hull, as they all look cockily around the ring and look at disgust to the booing fans.)
"SHUTUP! Did I ask for 15000 idiots to talk? I did not think so. This is exactly the disrespect I am talking about. You idiots are the ones that are stupid enough to think that we are as pathetic as the rest of the people in the back, but if you can't see that, we will MAKE you see that. You people make me sick. It's a wonder we even grace you idiots with our presence, because you should be bowing down to us, not making your stupid little comments! Now you are going to sit down, shut up, and listen to what Extremetwistoffate has to say, and that is a command, you fat morons!"
(Luther glares at the crowd who are booing before ETOF takes the microphone off him.)
"That goes for you as well Team Jake. I have to unfortunately admit that I was a part of your little group, and I know for a fact that you are scared of Team Jonny. I was wasting away my time in that stupid group, and that is for sure. You are all as talentless as the next, and you don't deserve to be in the same ring with us at WZMania. Consider yourselves lucky that we don't waste our times beating the living crap out of you beforehand because frankly, that would be too easy for us and we want to save it for WZMania, when the whole world will be watching."
"So you want to go around acting as if you are better than us? Big mistake. You saw what we did to our own TEAMATE, or should I say, former teamate, so what do you think we will do to you pigs? You don't know what you are in for, but it won't be pretty. Team Jonny will beat any shred of sense left in you out of your pathetic bodies, and that is a promise."
(ETOF drops the microphone as Team Jonny stares out for a moment, before heading for the ropes. Jonny stops and gestures for the Team to come back. Jonny picks up the microphone.)
"Wait, wait, wait guys. I just realised something. Team Jake was too weak to come out and interrupt us. They are scared and we all know it. But my point is, why should we have to face those people at WZMania anyway? No one deserves to see us in the ring so why should we have to? They all know we will destroy Team Jake, and the eliminations would come quicker than you could say Team Jonny, so we don't need to face those losers anyway. (The rest of the Team nod in agreement.)"
"So this is another shot that I am calling, and no one can do a thing about it. We are sick of being pushed around by condescending morons like Team Jake, so now, we are doing them a favour. We will NOT be having a match at WZMania. We are not going to beat you to within an inch of your life at WZMania, because no one deserves to see us in the ring. That's it Team Jake, there is no match and that's just what you wanted. So now, we won't have to continue to be pu-"
(Jonny is cut off by Jake's music as Team Jake comes out to the ring. Jake has the microphone in hand as he raises it.)
"So now it's come to this. All that gibberish you queers were spurting out, and now you aren't even going to face us? Team Jonny, you are a pathetic bunch of losers who everyone knows are too scared to face us. What you did to Pastie was wrong, because ganging up on someone from behind is the only way you can do things and it is sick. We are not going to have to stand for this crap anymore. We know someone who can shut your mouth Jonny, and while we could do it as well, this guy can overpower you whenever he wants, and he has got a few words to say about you and your supposed ability to 'call the shots'."
(Jake gestures up to the big screen as everyone looks up there to see Admin sitting in a chair.)
"Jonny, cut the crap. We have our own personal problems, but this is the limit. You can't go around acting as if you are a higher power than you are, and you think you are Gods? Well I am about to send you crashing back to Earth. Everyone sees through your flimsy, pathetic excuses and we are all tired of hearing your Team blab on about loving eachother or whatever the hell you go on with for 15 minutes every night."
"So, as the one person that can actually do something about stopping you Jonny from trying to 'call the shots' I am going to say this. The match....is still on (crowd cheers.) You will not go around trying to run this company because as long as I am still breathing, I will make sure you don't mess with what these fans want. You can't run around doing this crap forever Team Jonny, and I have put a stop to it."
"You are a bunch of lowlife scumbags and I look forward to seeing Team Jake kick your asses at WZMania. As for what you did to Pastie, I think it's pretty low, but I am sure it's for his benefit as he won't have to be a part of your little gang anymore. So the 5 on 5 elimination match at WZMania is still on, and that is final. But wait, it looks like Team Jake is one man short, and rather than letting you gang up on them with a man down, I am going to do something about it. I have made it my liberty to get another man for Team Jake, and he is just as ruthless as anyone else and it is his time to shine now. Come on out!"
(After a moment, kfowlkes's music hits and he walks out on stage and starts high-fiving Team Jake.)
"Kfowlkes, welcome to Team Jake, and Team Jonny, try any more funny stuff, and you will be hearing it from me. Pack your bags guys, because you are all headed for WZMania, whether you like it or not Team Jonny."
(Team Jonny start seething and swearing up at the screen as it fades out, and they change their look to a grinning Team Jake. Team Jake all raise their hands up and Team Jonny look a little scared. Kfowlkes takes a microphone off of Jake and raises it to his mouth.)
"I would just like to say that it is an honour to be a part of Team Jake, and I along with Jake, St Joe, Abyss and The Enforcer are going to love to have the honour of beating your asses at WZMania and as Admin said, there is no backing out!"
(Kfowlkes drops the microphone and grins at Team Jake before they have an old fashioned stare-down, as the cameras fade out.)