So... How does this feel?
*The scene comes to light as we are shown DC sitting inside of a doctors office. He's wearing a tank top, faded jeans, and white shoes. A coiled ace wrap lays beside him on the table as a doctor is helping him rotate his left arm, first clockwise then counter.*
Better then before.
Well you should feel fortunate. Out of all the times you've come to see me, this one isn't too severe. It's healed well, and I'll have you cleared. The paperwork will be waiting at the desk on the way out.
Thanks Doc.
*With that the doctor exits the room as DC hops off the patient table(?) and onto the tiled floor. He rotates his arm himself, looking at it as if he understands all the muscles, ligaments, and tendons at work. He doesn't, but nods approvingly like he does. He opens the door and walks down the long hallway. Finally coming to a stop at the waiting area where Lindsey is seen sitting, wearing white pants and a black spaghetti strap top, reading an issue of People magazine. She looks up with a smile as DC nods to her. She rises from her chair, and the two wander to the checkout desk.*
So how'd it go?
He said I'm fine. Rotation is back to normal. So, getting the all clear and then I'm gonna stop in to see Christian to shake any ring rust after this radio interview.
Christian... Starr?
No. Augustine.
(No one will get this but it's funny to me.)
*D is handed some paperwork by a nice looking nurse. A cute redhead with a devilish grin. Who is being scolded by the heavyset female beside her. Lindsey herself doesn't seem to thrilled by the smile she's given DC. To make a point, when DC turns towards the door, she slowly spins locking eyes with the redhead, giving DC's ass a lovetap before finally turning around.
As the two exit, they are greeted by the sun. Or at least what you can see of the sun, it's blocked by a heavy blanket of clouds above them. It peaks through once in a while though. They stand side by side. It should be noted, that this really hasn't been happening very often for these two. (For anyone that followed before I departed, your explanation is coming soon.)*
So what's the radio interview for?
Just a little hype up for shows coming up. Eli asked if I would since I've had the time off. Figured it would be good way to get back into it.
What about GM?
*D remains silent. As he begins to walk towards the parking lot, Lindsey brushes a few strands of loose hair to the back of her head, and catches up.*
What about Westhoff... You're gonna leave Whitman by himself with them?
*D doesn't break stride as he continues towards a white GTR in the parking lot.*
I'm not leaving anybody behind, okay. I'll see those guys soon enough, and I'll talk to them.
*As they climb into the car the scene takes a gradual turn to darkness. A few seconds pass...
A new noise is in the air. The sounds of people clicking away at keyboards. Random bits of laughter fill the air as the scene shows DC and Lindsey walking into an office style building. Office styled, but not a traditional office environment. The waiting area is pretty bland. White brick with a green paint trim and yellow lining. A big vinyl record style wall decoration hangs on the wall with a smiling frog and the letters 98.1 on it. A younger man enters into the picture, nodding towards the visitors (D and Lindsey) and walks around the desk and down a hallway. The man shambles towards a studio room where an older man sits behind a microphone.*
Man: It's nine twenty six, twenty six after nine, and your listening to KFGY FM Froggy 98. I'm The Frogman, and we'll have a news update for you after this break.
*The Frogman sets his headset down for a second to stand and shake DC's hand across his table of buttons, screens, and lights.*
Long time! How you been -------?
*He immediately extends his hand after to Lindsey.*
Lindsey.
*She bashfully shakes his hand as he remains standing placing his hands on his hips.*
We're good Steve. Still kicking asses. How bout you?
Feeling Hoppy, all day, everyday.
*It's a pretty painful play on words but it always merits a laugh out of DC. Who once again is chuckling at it, as Lindsey giggles and rolls her eyes. The three sit down as a looped news update plays. His co-host Kelli now comes into the room, shaking hands. She hands Frogman some papers and takes a seat beside him, giving a bright smile to their guests.*
Still DJing the high school dances and weddings?
Oh yeah. Still plenty busy doing that. So why didn't I get to do yours?
It was uh... Spur of the moment?
Vegas...
*Lindsey says it with a crooked smile, it wasn't an event to be proud of, but it was one that people still remember to this day (I guarantee it). Steve can't help but let out a good laugh as he shakes his head. He reaches over, getting ready to put his headset back on, Kelli follows suit. He winks to D and Lindsey, who in turn place their headsets on, in tandem with him.*
Welcome back, this is The Frogman and Kelli, and you're listening to Froggy in the morning. Here with me now are two superstars, from Wrestlezone Championship Wrestling, long time friends of mine, DC and Lindsey give it up for them!
*Some small applause begin from all those in attendance. D and Lindsey look around at everyone with smiles as it soon quiets. (This is going to go into a more straightforward dialogue style, more appropriate for a "radio show".*
(DC and Lindsey together)Thanks for having us.
So last time I saw you guys, DC you were actually the owner of a wrestling federation right?
Yes, that was Mayhem Wrestling Entertainment.
And that was a storyline? Wrestling has stories, was that one?
No, that wasn't just for the cameras, I owned the entire company. I still do, in a way, the entire library and whatnot.
So MWE folds, and you disappeared. Where did you go? I've known you for a while and even I couldn't get ahold of you.
I just kinda took a backseat for a while. The road sucks sometimes, so me and Lindsey settled in L.A.. I was born there, so we just took it easy for a bit. Nothing special, she still models, I just kinda, hung out.
He sat on his ass playing video games...
*The room bursts up in laughter as D swallows his pride.*
...a bit. But we had a kid a-
Well congratulations.
*Another applause.*
(DC and Lindsey together)Thank you.
Yeah, we had a kid, Mandee. She just turned three back in July. When she was born, I mean I still had money from MWE, Lindsey was still modeling, so I just kinda stayed at home. I felt like I earned it. I don't know...
But you missed it too much huh?
Oh hell yeah.
*Laughter bursts out as the answer is almost immediate.*
So you got back into shape and almost, what, four years pass and you turned back up in Wrestlezone Championship Wrestling. What was that like?
That is where I first started. So we're talking like, Brett Favre going back to Atlanta... Not Green Bay. As quick as Favre was out of Atlanta is about as long as it took for me to be out of WZCW. So, going back, I made appearances before here and there, but going back full time was different. In MWE, I was "it" basically. Bottom line, voted, branded, whatever. I was "the man" as they say. But, I hated it. I hated it because, after a while they started treating me differently. Scared that I wouldn't be able to handle losing. That's what it felt like anyway. I was being put in matches over the world title matches. Hype wise, I was all over posters and videos. I'm trying to tell them, 'don't worry about me put me at the bottom' but they didn't have that. So, going from basically BEGGING to be at the bottom of the card, to essentially BEING at the bottom of the card... Maybe I was wrong?
*D begins to laugh, as Steve chuckles into the mic.*
By bottom of the card you mean like the rookies and stuff?
Yeah, it's not a bad thing at all. You get your spot and you hold that spot. I'm happy to just be back in a ring. It's all coming back to me. Starting the show, I don't mind, closing is cool, but you get the chance to set the pace the lower you are. If you don't get put on a show, you... Pissed someone off or something. I'm trying not to swear here.
Shouldn't take long for that seal to break...
I'm guessing it doesn't take long?
You should hear him! Even Mandee has been picking it up, so when he's just cursing up a storm she'll be running around the house repeating what he said!
S*** p*** f*** c*** c***sucker motherf***er t*** farts turd t***.
*There is a mixture of gasps for air and laughter as DC just hauls off with a flare of George Carlin. The words you can't say on the air.*
Okay, let's not get cancelled or pulled off the air here...
Told you.
Noted.
Now, you got sidelined with an injury almost two months ago. You were in a match and... Saboteur wins, pretty quickly.
Because I got distracted...
Of course, we all know he got the jump on you (sarcasm). You then get attacked by Drake Callahan, and that is when the injury occurred.
Yeah, I'm in a stable called the Sacrificial Alter an-
Aren't you guys some kind of religious radicals or something along those lines?
*Theres a long pause as DC contemplates it.*
...I guess it's easier to put a label on it. But it's more like, uh... I don't really know anymore...
Is REM calling?
*Laughing*Right? I don't know, I've always kind of seen it as basically taking these lessons from Grand Mystique and using them to sort of "better yourself". And we kind of spread the word... Through force...
*Another bit of laugher from DC as he continues.*
But, we've had a target on our backs for a while and this guy, Drake, says he's gonna be the one to take it all down and I guess he wanted to make a statement.
I'd say he managed to do that.
He nearly broke my fu-
*Lindsey smacks DC across the chest before he can continue. A bit of a pause from DC.*
He nearly broke it. The longer he held in his submission the more I could feel that something wasn't right. So the doctors looked at it, they made a judgement call. And I was sidelined...
So you're gonna get back and have a match to even it out?
Oh next time I see Drake I'm gonna punch him in the throat. I got a match with him, so I'll get my chance. But if I get a shot before... I WILL take it.
You gonna bring a bazooka with you?
Oh Jesus you saw that too?? I'm never gonna live that down I swear...
It was pretty ridiculous.
It wasn't my idea! It got handed to me, they told me the plan, I said... Screw it... Nightmares ensue.
The match you're talking about a six man tag match between the Sacrificial Altar versus Los Magnificos Dragons and Drake Callahan.
Yes, I guess this is gonna be like a ppv themed type of show, not really sure. Something about the Mayhem Title retiring.
It looks like your buddies in the Altar have been having some trouble with these guys.
I have no idea.
You haven't watched?
No. We had some trouble adjusting to him getting back into the ring. So when he got injured I called him and I started taking him to his appointments and stuff. Until he got the okay, he agreed to kinda step back during that time and try to help balance the two lives.
Look at you, being all responsible.
*DC shrugs, closing his eyes with a stupid smile.*
I was bored... And I can't cook...
*Lindsey scowls at him.*
But neither can she, so...
*Another smack across DC's chest as Lindsey goes into attack mode. The four start to laugh as Lindsey just stares at DC, daring him to keep talking trash.*
So you think you can come back strong?
I don't know. The one dude in the Dragons... El Califa, I haven't really seen too much of him, but I know of him by being around others talking about him.
You think he matches up well against you?
No clue. Since I returned the only person I haven't faced off twice against has been Krypto...
That's the alien guy right?
Yeah, he's crazy. But he beat me so, I gotta swallow my pride on that one.
You seemed pretty sure of yourself going into that one, was pretty surprised to see you lose it.
*DC kind of rolls his eyes.*
He's an alien?
He thinks he is anyway. But it's a dude. I think.
*A hesitant laugh comes out of Kelli and Lindsey.*
I think it's El Califa, the more I say it it just sounds like Queen Latifa... But it's him and Amber Warren.
Whats she like?
She's short...
That's all you have on her?
All I'm allowed to have on her...
*D mockingly points towards Lindsey. Adding to the chuckle of Frogman. *
I don't know these people and it kind of hurts to say that. They do what I do for a living, we're all in the same boat. I have one opinion of Drake Callahan, which is basically... F*** that dude. Sorry... I don't care if you wanna send a message or get yourself some attention, fine. Have enough balls to try that when I'm standing. Like, I've been told to do that, to do what he did. Differences come up when you're told to do something and what you would do if you had the chance are on different spectrums. Now, me personally, I'm gunning for him. He is the target. I will make it abundantly clear to him. He will see me knock his ass out. I'm not a saint though, I've broken my own rule, but... Turn about is fair play.
That sounds kinda hypocritical..
If I told you to play "this song", and you said no, that's you talking. If your boss says 'play this song or I will damage you.'... That's a pretty big difference.
Fair enough.
*DC rises a bit from his chair to sit up a bit straighter.*
From that you got the Dragons, who I don't even know. I've heard people say that they've had the Altar's number. But I'm coming in blind to this. So am I prepared to get my ass handed to me by these two? Yeah. Am I worried about it?... No. I'm just coming back, this is my second go at it. I'm gonna stumble, I'm gonna fall... But I'm not going down alone. Someone's going with me. I'm after respect. And I will get it.
Watching you just a couple months ago, I'm hearing two different things. This isn't who I was expecting to show up. With all the Altar stuff and such.
Yeah, I'll probably hear that a lot once I leave here...
Alright my man. Quickly when and where?
Uhhh...
*He points towards Lindsey.*
November twenty third to the twenty fifth is when it'll air but it's out of the Bargos Arena in Paris.
Paris? Really?
*Lindsey nods with a huge smile on her face.*
Let me guess D, you don't really pay attention to where you're going either?
That's why she's here!
Alright well that was WZCW stars DC and Lindsey talking about some 'rasslin and hijinks. It's now nine thirty four, thirty four after nine, you're listening to Froggy ninety eight! Well be back with a forty minute music block after this commercial break.
*As the audio cuts into some commercials all four people in the room stand and remove their headsets. Steve once again reaches out to shake DC's hand. Lindsey walks over giving Kelli a hug.*
Give 'em hell kid.
Always do!
*Lindsey walks past Kelli now and gives The Frogman a hug as well. He beams a smile with the embrace and releases by grabbing her shoulders.*
You take care of him. Don't let him go and get his arm ripped out.
I'll try.
*She laughs and walks back to DC. D opens the door and they're just about out of the door...*
Hey ----!
*D stops, he knows it's coming. He slowly turns to look with a smile already on his face.*
Have a Hoppy Day!
*Steve hits him with it as D lets out a sighing laugh.*
You too man. Great seeing ya.
Likewise.
*Steve takes a seat back at his station as DC and Lindsey exit the screen left of the picture. Kelli leaves to fetch something out of the other room. The scene switches over to DC and Lindsey walking down the hallway away from the studio. This will be the last time they both speak to Steve. The picture slowly fades to black.
The end.*
RIP Steve Kelsey.