I haven't really been a part of any major world events. I've never been at a historic sporting or political event. I've been in a hurricane but a lot of people have. But here are some things that I have seen: 1. I've seen the blind literally leading the blind. 2. I recently saw a possum play possum and now my mind is trapped in this theoretical vortex where I can't decide if the it is an actual possum playing possum then is it really playing? 3. I've seen a woman leave an airport bathroom with toilet paper coming out of the top of her skirt while still attached to the roll. Anyone ever been a part of a major world event or a literal cliche?