THE FACTS:
Batista is just like you -- he enjoys staring at ass. In fact, he tore some of that shit up this morning -- something you also enjoy!
Batista is an honest man. Unlike other wrestlers who would rather work their fans under the guise of being a changed man, a man of God, etc, David laid out what a really wrestler is like in his ghost-written autobiography. What's a real wrestler like? He's an asshole. He was forced by his dying wife to have threesomes on the road because she didn't have enough energy to give him the lovin' he needs at home. Bitch.
Batista was the catalyst for the current boomish period. His feud with Triple H raised the bar to a point it hadn't been in several years so Cena could run with it when Batista moved to SmackDown.
Batista has one of the winningest records of our generation. Heels don't get the last word over him. Most faces don't stand a chance either.
Batista has an awesome belly-button tat.
Batista proves that new-school is cool. Ric Flair would have loved to ride with Batista back in the day. Batista's the last of the Horsemen.
Jump on the bandwagon here. I can't think of any reason you shouldn't.