Haiku Hogan

[Turd Ferguson]

I am a huge fan
Of Haiku Hogan's postings.
Best gimmick poster.

 

[Con T.]

Let me tell ya, Jack
I appreciate it man
More to come, brother

 

[Turd Ferguson]

As this is a thread
Worshipping Haiku Hogan
Reply in Haiku

 

[JGlass]

I Liked the Haiku
Before liking him was cool
A Hipster Haiku

 

[Megatron]

Never liked haikus
Always fuck up the last part
Snuffleupagus

 

[mrbrownstone]

Haikus are simple
Sometimes they don't make much sense
Yugoslavian

 

[Uncle Sam]

No.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

Is Sam above rules?
Action will be taken, brother
Permanent Bant, Sam

 

[The ShIT Factor]

What the fuck's goin on
Why are we writing Haiku
Haiku is weird

Hey I'm a poet
I have a knack for this stuff
I'm better than you

You sad You scared
Haiku Hogan I got you
Hogan I beat you

 

[Барбоса]

While I like Haiku Hogan,
poor Haiku
his gimmick encourages

 

[The ShIT Factor]

Hogan thanks for Haiku
Sorry, I'm stealing from you
Also, I'm better

 

[Lowdown]

His gimmick is clever
I never tire of
the words of Haiku

 

[Con T.]

What the fuck's goin on
Why are we writing Haiku
Haiku is weird

Hey I'm a poet
I have a knack for this stuff
I'm better than you

You sad You scared
Haiku Hogan I got you
Hogan I beat you

The thing about gimmicks;
Don't blow your stack all at once.
Gimmicks can get stale.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

The haiku problem
Is that making a good point
Can be a Challenge.

You can negate this
with ease by simply writing
multiples Haikus.

 

[shattered dreams]

I only know Haku.

 

[Diet Soda]

Is Haiku Hogan
A more learned version of
Jared96?

 

[The ShIT Factor]

Is Haiku Hogan
A more learned version of
Jared96?

Could'nt be true bro
Jared is really stupid
Hogan is smarter

 

[Diet Soda]

Could'nt be true bro
Jared is really stupid
Hogan is smarter

Think
You missed my
Point

 

[Turd Ferguson]

You fucking people
Take a good thread and kill it
Eat a fucking dick

 

[The ShIT Factor]

Think
You missed my
Point

Sorry fucked up
I didn't read properly
I screwed up bad

 

[Turd Ferguson]

What the fuck's goin on
Why are we writing Haiku
Haiku is weird

Hey I'm a poet
I have a knack for this stuff
I'm better than you

You sad You scared
Haiku Hogan I got you
Hogan I beat you

You fucking dumbass
Google the word haiku, "Mark"
Get out of this thread.

 

[Big Papa Santo]

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt,
His name is my name too.

Whenever we go out,
The people always shout,
There goes John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Dah dah dah dah, dah dah dah.

Haiku enough?

 

[Con T.]

The fuck happened here?
When did this thread turn to shit?
(Save, course, Heisenberg).

 

[JGlass]

Haters gonna hate
You just keep your head held high
And piss on their feet

 

[Con T.]

Classy JGlassy
Gotta release the Kraken
To piss on these folk