EXCLUSIVE PREVIEW: Roulette Rounds

Shotaro

WZCW's James Howard
The camera fades from black to find Vance Bateman walking through the corridors of WZCW headquarters. He smiles at the camera and comes to a stop.

“Once again, WZCW has entered its silly season! Following on from All Stars V: Atlantis, WZCW is continuing with the random madness as has been the tradition going all the way back to the 11th episode of Meltdown, way back in 2008. The first event was headlined by none other than the inaugural WZCW Hall of Famer and wrestling legend, Everest who took on Mohammed Hasheem in a Last Chance Contender’s Cage Match with Everest taking the victory as a result of interference from the very first WZCW champion, Joseph Rios.”

As Bateman walks through the maze of corridors he walks past images of the WZCW Hall of Fame inductees.

“The way we draw the matches for the Roulette Rounds hasn’t changed in the eight years the event has happened, backstage we have top men working on the most advanced methods of randomization known to man. They test and re-test every method possible to ensure that our results are fair and un-biased”

As he walks through a set of double doors we see groups huddled together in lab coats. Some are standing around a computer, the walls of the room lined with enormous reels of tape spinning at a fantastical speed. Another group stand around lottery machines and firing ping pong balls at each other. As Bateman continues walking he passes one group throwing darts at a dart board with faces of various WZCW superstars.

“As you can see, no expense is spared to ensure that Meltdown Madness and Ascension Anarchy are truly the most random set of matches you will ever watch.”

As he walks out of shot we see one final room of scientists standing around a gigantic, brightly lit roulette wheel. They reach down below the wheel and grab a chicken, before cutting its head off and dropping it gently into the middle of the wheel. Bateman quickly sidles back into view and turns the camera towards the WZCW logo on the wall with two large banner stands with the logos of Meltdown, Ascension and Kingdom Come behind him.

“We’re well on our way to Kingdom Come Nine and the Lethal Lottery is just three rounds away but first sit back and enjoy the carnage that only the Roulette Rounds can bring!”

Bateman raises his arms as the camera fades to black leaving the WZCW logo in the middle of the screen.

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