Doc came into a fat chicks hand once...

[Dave]

It is fucking true!

Praise the chubby chasing nerd about it here.

 

[The Doctor]

No it fucking is not! She didn't even do a good job. I had to go to the school toilets and finish it off myself.

She was also completely crazy! She had like a million mental problems and decided she loved me.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Dave, I fucking love you for actually making this. You realize I wansnt being serious when I said to make it, right?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

That's fucking disgusting...wait, are you at college yet?

If so, then it's acceptable.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Lovely.

 

[X]

Roflcopter at the "I had to go the bathroom and finish it off myself" bit. I laughed, I cried, I read it again and laughed and cried again.

 

[One Punch Doug Crashin]

Good fucking lord Doc. Wow and she didn't even have the decency to swallow?

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Good fucking lord Doc. Wow and she didn't even have the decency to swallow?

When did hands get mouths?

 

[The Doctor]

In Teeg Dougland.

 

[SavageTaker]

I love Dave for actually making this thread.

 

[DirtyJosé]

Fuck that. Next time you take her to the toilet and bend her over it. The Doctor should not settle for less.

 

[The Doctor]

Biggest regret of my life so far.

Not really, she probably would have bitten my dick off. She was nuts.

 

[X]

A lesson you will quickly learn in the world of relationships: the crazy ones are always the best in the sack. Always.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

A lesson you will quickly learn in the world of relationships: the crazy ones are always the best in the sack. Always.

And the fat ones, have alot of cushion for the pushing!

 

[X]

And the fat ones, have alot of cushion for the pushing!

I'd insert a picture of someone facepalming here if it wasn't so cliche.

 

[Deexter Jorgan]

I'd insert a picture of someone facepalming here if it wasn't so cliche.

your talking to a former Fat Chick Thriller, I don't play handheld!

 

[X]

Stop. Please, just stop.

 

[The Doctor]

I'd insert a picture of someone facepalming here if it wasn't so cliche.

Here, have me facepalming:

 

[X]

In a white room...with some weird picture behind you....at the station...

-Insert awesome guitar solo here-


/Thread.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Fantastic thread.

 

[X]

What the fuck...Marquis is reading this thread? I was fairly certain you were a ghost at this point.

 

[Bernkastel]

When did hands get mouths?

 

[Remix]

Was that supposed to be Deidara?

 

[Bernkastel]

Was that supposed to be Deidara?

It says Deidara on the picture

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Looks like a red x to me.